People who can't hold their liquor
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 02:02    Post subject: People who can't hold their liquor
Fuck, Remind me not to drink with weaklings again. we had a few beers then we opened a bottle of vodka
son of a bitch started crying, mumbling all sort of emotional crap, then puking his guts out, I know this guy's father and we drove him back home late at night, I'm pretty sure all the blame is gonna land on me since I'm pretty known for my drinking habbits, but fuck, if you CAN'T FUCKING HOLD YOUR LIQUOR LIMIT YOUR ASS TO BEER FFS
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 02:17    Post subject:
This is what happens when you decide to go out with gay friends instead of raping some random chick in the dark streets of Marrākuš
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 02:25    Post subject:
Repost but what the hack:



Formerly known as iconized
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 02:37    Post subject:
I can't stand people who get too drunk too fast. I enjoy my liquor fast and hard ( Like buttsechs?), and cannot stand when a drinking buddy starts talking about how he misses his wife..etc..etc..etc...
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 02:37    Post subject:
Transmetropolitan FTW.


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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 11:19    Post subject:
I have a friend like that. I usually don't hang out with him when he's drunk, but it's inevitable at weddings and such. This bastard suddenly loves anyone and anything, gives hugs every five minutes (I hate manhugs) and starts talking crazy about useless shit. Most people don't know their limit, so it's absolutely crap if you don't want to and can't lose yourself while drinking.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 13:44    Post subject:
Strange how most Americans (iv met) never could keep up with me and my friends. With lqr stores around every corner in Manhattan Very Happy But, guess thats why we drink so much when we are in countries with cheap alcohol Very Happy

Must Admit I got a mexican enemy... and its not corona LOL
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 14:41    Post subject:
liquor ? Been watching 1930's gangster movies or something?
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 17:00    Post subject:
well If it's not how they say it in the UK, then it doesn't mean it's the same everywhere else.
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 19:09    Post subject:
I don't drink.


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 19:33    Post subject:
Shouldn't be drinking. That's pretty much it. You are an ass/pussy when you drink, don't drink...

I realized I hate hangovers so I don't drink that much. Problem solved Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 19:48    Post subject:
Yeah, that's like, your opinion, man.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 20:03    Post subject:
Well yeah, that's like, my opinion, man Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 20:06    Post subject:
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Sep 2010 20:37    Post subject:
You mean the 'The Dude'? Omg really?!

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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Nailbiter
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 05:47    Post subject:
Don´t drink drive.
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 10:59    Post subject:
I've read some weird story about 'eyeball drinking'. Put a bottle of liquor on your orbit and have the nerves in the eyeball suck up the alcohol. Appears to be a quick way to get drunk with little booze.


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 11:40    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 13:23    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
You mean the 'The Dude'? Omg really?!

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He can't write, I'm afraid Laughing

Though you can easily have a chalk outline of his ridiculously tiny male reproductive organ
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chiv




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Sep 2010 12:58    Post subject:
i never get drnuk


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Sep 2010 13:07    Post subject:
you re more of a butt-liquor guy than? Laughing

edit: for all the eye-ballers here => If you want the same effect of getting alcohol faster into your brain THAT IS NOT KILLING YOUR SIGHT, try to keep a shot of vodka in your mouth and make a headstand or try to lie down on a downward slope. The mucous membrane in your mouth will make it easier to digest the shit directly than your eyeballs ever will. Wink
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