Balls are burning.
Page 1 of 1
Frant
King's Bounty



Posts: 24645
Location: Your Mom
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 10:36    Post subject: Balls are burning.
I have my own chili plant (capsicum annuum) and I decided to sample a fruit tonight. Said and done, I cut fruit from the stem, cut it in half and removed the seeds. Quite hot, burned for 10 minutes, had a sweet and fruity taste (before the burn set in). Problem is, I scratched my ball-sack after all that (I had forgotten to wash my hands after cleaning the chili fruit.

My ball sack is STILL burning, hours later.


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
Back to top
dingo_d
VIP Member



Posts: 14555

PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 10:51    Post subject:


AHAHAHAh

You made my day grinhurt


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

Back to top
snoop1050
Banned



Posts: 5057

PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 10:51    Post subject:
pfft you removed the seeds....
Back to top
MirkoOdora




Posts: 1037

PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 11:01    Post subject:
Back to top
Shocktrooper




Posts: 4571

PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 11:39    Post subject:
This can take half a day to finally stop burning and the balls become all red. It's harmless though, you just have to sit it out. You can try dipping your testicles in warm milk, this might help a bit.
Back to top
Ronhrin
Banned



Posts: 6428
Location: Paradigms are changeable, reality is absolute.
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 11:49    Post subject:
You have won the lol wut award of the day! Laughing


He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither
- Benjamin Franklin - 1759

Back to top
deelix
PDIP Member



Posts: 32062
Location: Norway
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 12:07    Post subject:
(Cool Where do we scatch when our balls are burning?! (Cool
Back to top
CookieCrumb




Posts: 4670
Location: Celephaïs
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 12:41    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
You have won the lol wut award of the day! Laughing
Back to top
Mr.Tinkles




Posts: 12378
Location: Reino de Suecia
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 12:46    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
You have won the lol wut award of the day! Laughing


Very Happy


Back to top
ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere



Posts: 65085
Location: Italy
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 12:52    Post subject:
Prefetian wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:
You have won the lol wut award of the day! Laughing


Very Happy


This! Very Happy
Back to top
_SiN_
Megatron



Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 13:28    Post subject:


Watercooled 5950X | AORUS Master X570 | Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC | 64Gb RAM | 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p | etc etc
Back to top
tonizito
VIP Member



Posts: 51421
Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 16:45    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
pfft you removed the seeds....
Now remove the balls.
Problem solved! Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
Back to top
Mr.Tinkles




Posts: 12378
Location: Reino de Suecia
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 17:07    Post subject:
I hope you didn't scratch your balls and then knead your eyes, cause that would be like. Fiery balls and teared up eyes that smell like testicles. Surprised


Back to top
Nalo
nothing



Posts: 13522

PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 17:13    Post subject:
⁢⁢


Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 07:02; edited 2 times in total
Back to top
SilverBlue




Posts: 1747

PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 20:03    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:


AHAHAHAh

You made my day grinhurt


+1
Back to top
Ankh




Posts: 23348
Location: Trelleborg
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 21:14    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:
This can take half a day to finally stop burning and the balls become all red. It's harmless though, you just have to sit it out. You can try dipping your testicles in warm milk, this might help a bit.


lol that one gave me bad images Very Happy


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
Back to top
ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere



Posts: 65085
Location: Italy
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 21:26    Post subject:
Frant, would you update us on the condition of your ballsack? Razz

Or are you still dipping the testicles in milk? Laughing
Back to top
TSR69
Banned



Posts: 14962
Location: Republic of the Seven United Provinces
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 21:35    Post subject:
This whole story reminds me of an ER episode dealing with poisonous ivy and a man's crotch Laughing


Formerly known as iconized
Back to top
kumkss




Posts: 4835
Location: Chile
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 21:35    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Frant, would you update us on the condition of your ballsack? Razz

Or are you still dipping the testicles in milk? Laughing


+1 Razz
Back to top
Frant
King's Bounty



Posts: 24645
Location: Your Mom
PostPosted: Thu, 16th Sep 2010 22:35    Post subject:
Hehehe, no, they calmed down an hour after the post. Very Happy


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
Back to top
snoop1050
Banned



Posts: 5057

PostPosted: Fri, 17th Sep 2010 00:56    Post subject:
but you removed the seeds! are you sure you didnt scratch your pussy!

men dont remove the seeds!
Back to top
CookieCrumb




Posts: 4670
Location: Celephaïs
PostPosted: Fri, 17th Sep 2010 01:50    Post subject:
Why did this make me think of a parody of "beds are burning"? O.o


sabin1981 wrote:
Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
Back to top
TSR69
Banned



Posts: 14962
Location: Republic of the Seven United Provinces
PostPosted: Fri, 17th Sep 2010 01:55    Post subject:
is a nice song though


Formerly known as iconized
Back to top
CookieCrumb




Posts: 4670
Location: Celephaïs
PostPosted: Fri, 17th Sep 2010 01:57    Post subject:
@iconized
which I can't view because Sony Music is a bunch of douchebags and don't allow german folks to watch videos with their music in it on youtube :/


sabin1981 wrote:
Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
Back to top
PumpAction
[Schmadmin]



Posts: 26759

PostPosted: Fri, 17th Sep 2010 01:59    Post subject: Re: Balls are burning.
Frant wrote:
I have my own chili plant (capsicum annuum) and I decided to sample a fruit tonight. Said and done, I cut fruit from the stem, cut it in half and removed the seeds. Quite hot, burned for 10 minutes, had a sweet and fruity taste (before the burn set in). Problem is, I scratched my ball-sack after all that (I had forgotten to wash my hands after cleaning the chili fruit.

My ball sack is STILL burning, hours later.


Once bought a hot habanero sauce and a friend just took a small droplet on his finger and licked on it (the size of this dot ---> . ) and he said it was very hot and left for a piss Laughing He came back and said that it felt as if his dick was on fire Laughing

(the sauce had 357.000 scoville )


=> NFOrce GIF plugin <= - Ryzen 3800X, 16GB DDR4-3200, Sapphire 5700XT Pulse
Back to top
TSR69
Banned



Posts: 14962
Location: Republic of the Seven United Provinces
PostPosted: Fri, 17th Sep 2010 02:00    Post subject:
Back to top
Page 1 of 1 All times are GMT + 1 Hour
NFOHump.com Forum Index - The Useless Void
Signature/Avatar nuking: none (can be changed in your profile)  


Display posts from previous:   

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group