My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 15:50    Post subject: My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend
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So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH.

But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested:

1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie.

2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls.

3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about.

4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep.

Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning?


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 15:56    Post subject:
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Omg grinhurt Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 04:26    Post subject:
Ah, no biggie, a little bitchslapping will set her straight. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 05:51    Post subject:
why is pussy to mouth freaky? most women will touch themselfs and lick there fingers anyway
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 07:02    Post subject:
Well, I wouldn't lick my cum or other bodily fluids, that's for fucking sure.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 13:02    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Well, I wouldn't lick my cum or other bodily fluids, that's for fucking sure.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 19:19    Post subject:
lol Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 19:28    Post subject:
Not sure why she thinks pussy to mouth is freaky.. You gotta lick it before you stick it? She sounds fat.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 19:31    Post subject:
Spazmotic wrote:
She sounds fat.


that made my day Very Happy

but yeah pussy to mouth, feaky? Whatever.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 19:46    Post subject:
Perhaps she knows her hygiene and it is freaky for her. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 20:06    Post subject:
Hm..well see that opens a new set of possibilities on the situation. He may have to wade through the amazonian jungle and ford the river of wetness to get there. According to Oregon Trial, you will have Cholera, be attacked by Indians, and be bitten by crustaceans before you arrive at the destination.. yeah i guess that's pretty freaky.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Aug 2010 20:15    Post subject:
Spazmotic wrote:
She sounds fat.


iNatan wrote:
Perhaps she knows her hygiene and it is freaky for her. Laughing


I love this topic.


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Aug 2010 00:50    Post subject:
Sounds like a jealous bitch.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Aug 2010 12:32    Post subject:
I think by "freaky" she means kinda turn-on, like in a good way?


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Aug 2010 13:02    Post subject:
If you guys like to lick your own cum from your GFs mouth, then you're not hypocrites. Otherwise........... lol wut


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