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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 18:54    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 20:13    Post subject:
Gomp wrote:
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A mate of mine woke up at a festival with his pants down his ankles and a tent pole up his arse Razz


Outch, that got to hurt Laughing
Has he laid back on the booze after that happened?


Hehe nah - he still drink loads Razz

Lathieza wrote:
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A mate of mine woke up at a festival with his pants down his ankles and a tent pole up his arse Razz


Don't they allways say it happened to a "friend" ?? Razz


Haha true true Very Happy but the best thing is, his gf love telling that story to EVERYONE (and I do mean EVERYONE) even if she's only known them for like 10 minutes Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 20:18    Post subject:
My worst happened when:

Screwing 2 chicks at same time. The hotel only had double beds available. When doing it, one of the chicks fell off the bed and kinda ruined the moment. But we promptly laughed it off and continued on.

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 20:27    Post subject:
todd72173 wrote:
My worst happened when:

Screwing 2 chicks at same time. The hotel only had double beds available. When doing it, one of the chicks fell off the bed and kinda ruined the moment. But we promptly laughed it off and continued on.

Are you fucking kidding me? That's your worst? Rolling Eyes

Ok then.. my worst was when I was screwing 3 models. I was the best they ever had, they said. Afterwards I was thirsty and had to leave bed to drink some water. Sad

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 21:13    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 21:26    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Ok then.. my worst was when I was screwing 3 models. I was the best they ever had, they said. Afterwards I was thirsty and had to leave bed to drink some water. Sad

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 22:21    Post subject:
95% of the stuff people claim to have done on the net are just dreams they've got Razz

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 23:00    Post subject:
my shit experience was true Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 23:01    Post subject:
Well the worst must've been when she got her period during the act.. didn't notice it in the dark until we were done. :/

I mean, I wasn't really overly disgusted by it (but I would never have sex with a girl who is on her period if I knew it Razz), but I guess she was a bit ashamed.

Come to think of it, that's not really horrible or anything, I've been very lucky when comes to avoiding "awkward sex moments" Smile

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Aug 2010 23:24    Post subject:
ummm... i don't think that's a bad sex experience at all... at beginning i've used to do that with my gf. depends of the volume of the period-blood.
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 01:57    Post subject:
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I mean, I wasn't really overly disgusted by it (but I would never have sex with a girl who is on her period if I knew it )


Why not? worst thing that could happen afterwards is the semen-blood-mix all over the bed/floor... Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 02:46    Post subject:
AwE wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
I mean, I wasn't really overly disgusted by it (but I would never have sex with a girl who is on her period if I knew it )


Why not? worst thing that could happen afterwards is the semen-blood-mix all over the bed/floor... Laughing

worst sex is no sex...


so true Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 03:07    Post subject:
Worst: doing GF doggie style (no anal, yuck) and she farts!!!
Second worst: doing GF during her period, very very messy... Razz

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 08:22    Post subject:
AwE wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
I mean, I wasn't really overly disgusted by it (but I would never have sex with a girl who is on her period if I knew it )


Why not? worst thing that could happen afterwards is the semen-blood-mix all over the bed/floor... Laughing

worst sex is no sex...


Well because I'm the kind of person that understands that people have no control over certain things - so while I did think it wasn't a nice ending to our sexual encounter (Razz), I also knew it wasn't anyones "fault", so why waste energy being disgusted by it after I've washed myself off? Smile

And why would I have semen on the floor? It was in her, just to let you know Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 08:28    Post subject:
I've had sex with girls during their period lots of times. As long as it's not gushing I'm fine with it.

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 08:41    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
ummm... i don't think that's a bad sex experience at all... at beginning i've used to do that with my gf. depends of the volume of the period-blood.


This.

as long as its not heavy .. then its fine.. just put down a towel incase Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 12:29    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
I've had sex with girls during their period lots of times. As long as it's not gushing I'm fine with it.


If your sex partner is gushing blood during her period you got some way heavier problems than bloody sheets, mate Very Happy

and I don't see the problem with having sex while she's on her period. My gf doesn't (normally) like it but I don't really care.
Btw. I've known women who were horny as fucking hell when on their period Smug
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Aug 2010 12:59    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
My gf doesn't (normally) like it but I don't really care.


That's the spirit. Laughing
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