(well except for #4, I believe in gender equality so fuck chivalry - except the kind with lances and horsies and swords and plate armor)
haha, i once had a gf who told me i could not join her in the club, "because i would block the free booze" needless to say, she was a slut. anywayz, no need to write it out that long. All the pretty girls know they get free booze, just reply with "no booze before the sex" and you are done and you can have fun afterwards.
I hate those cunts..I'm certainly no looker and over the last years I've even gotten fat(pushing like 250 now! ) but back when I went to bars a lot it happened so often that you could spot it a mile away. A girl who would NEVER EVER approach you for anything other than being a bitch on the prowl for alcohol..Although in Denmark its more like "heyyy, so hows it going, what ya drinkin' ...ah cool can I taste? ...*SLUUURPPP*" and the drink was gone
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
I can't stop laughing at the chair, hehehehehe. Reminds of the bit at the end of Super Troopers, where they're playing Tin Can Alley with that drunk college guy ... throwing bottles and scraps and food... only for someone to suddenly throw a fucking FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
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) but back when I went to bars a lot it happened so often that you could spot it a mile away. A girl who would NEVER EVER approach you for anything other than being a bitch on the prowl for alcohol..Although in Denmark its more like "heyyy, so hows it going, what ya drinkin' ...ah cool can I taste? ...*SLUUURPPP*" and the drink was gone 
but isn't that a torrent ?
