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TSR69
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th May 2010 23:03    Post subject: What would you do if a woman tells you: "Ohhh you can..
...meet me <insert pub here> in <insert city here>.
Okay this girl is not ugly but I needed to have some adjustment time like Bender says in one of the Futurama episodes: "With a lady like that you need to have a romance first".
So she was to direct and thanks to my hesitation I lost any possibility to meet her again Sad


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 28th May 2010 23:18    Post subject:
Haha yeah it's weird, guys often pray for a woman who acts like them and don't need to be wooed first, but when you find one you often get flustered and unsure of how to act. But hey, live and learn right. Next time you man up and fuck her in teh butt!


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PostPosted: Fri, 28th May 2010 23:21    Post subject:
if you see lots in her then go
i would. no hesitation.
if its just sex and the travel takes longer than what you last in bed then its not worth it.
i went through grreat lenghts to be with the girl i am today.
and its totally worth it

next time you like a girl and she likes you back and its worth it then go
if its just sex then ummm yeah tally up travel time to your performance and see if its worth it

cuz trust going 2 hours just for a 45 minute booty call is a waste of time, gas and energy
you're better off at looking At porn and giving yourself a stranger

unless shes smoking hot with porn star legs and has the kama sutra memorized


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 28th May 2010 23:51    Post subject:
waldo, your formula is flawed. it's traveling time vs performance times number of months you've gone without sex. After six or more months you'll cross borders for some poon. Very Happy


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 01:55    Post subject:
Fuck her. What the problem is?


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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 02:03    Post subject:
Most Swedes have erection problems, their gay genes interfere most of the time due to their most feminine nature, and hence why they're not so eager to fuck girls in teh butt.
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 03:41    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Most Swedes have erection problems, their gay genes interfere most of the time due to their most feminine nature, and hence why they're not so eager to fuck girls in teh butt.


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helvete




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 13:08    Post subject:
Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 13:17    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Sad

FireMaster can be realistically cynic when drunk, scratching the most hidden chords of human genre Laughing
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helvete




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 13:22    Post subject:
Heh yeah that was a highly insincere sad face. I know he knows who'd fuck whom if he ever came to sweden. Smug


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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 13:23    Post subject: Re: What would you do if a woman tells you: "Ohhh you c
iconized wrote:
...meet me <insert pub here> in <insert city here>.
Okay this girl is not ugly but I needed to have some adjustment time like Bender says in one of the Futurama episodes: "With a lady like that you need to have a romance first".
So she was to direct and thanks to my hesitation I lost any possibility to meet her again Sad

wt d fuck are on you sbout ?
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 13:34    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Heh yeah that was a highly insincere sad face. I know he knows who'd fuck whom if he ever came to sweden. Smug


My exit point has always been a one way exit, you swedes however, I believe you are much more open minded.
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th May 2010 14:53    Post subject:
This is why internet man is dangerous , he gets lots of sex and his eyes are beyond fucked
I just hope Internet man can feed his children online when he has some that he created with his penis.
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