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 Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 08:09 Post subject: I received an email from jesus |
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| Quote: | Hi, my name is Rob and I am a mentor for Dreams About Jesus.
I cannot tell you what your dream means but I can assure that it is not dangerous. But is there anything in your life that might relate to this dream? Is there something that God could be trying to tell you through the dream?
The Bible teaches that Jesus died for the sins (or evil) of the whole world. Everyone is a sinner and so we are all responsible for Jesus' death. The Bible says in Romans 5:8 "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." Even though we are all to blame for the death of Jesus, He died to save us from the punishment for our sins. His death was an undeserved gift for those who believe in Him. God wants to have a personal relationship with us.
Do you have a personal relationship with God?
Is there anything in your life that I can pray for?
I hope to hear more from you. Please feel free to email me.
Rob
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Can anyone actually tell what's the question I asked them about jesus?
10k internets to those who do!
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Waargh
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 08:38 Post subject: |
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URRRRRRR, wrong answer, try again.
hint:  Spoiler: | question was a meme |
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Saner
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 09:29 Post subject: |
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Did he enjoy the company of little boys ?
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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jcx
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 09:53 Post subject: |
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was it | Quote: | | does he like mudkips? |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 11:19 Post subject: |
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Did you dream about crucifying Jesus?
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 11:22 Post subject: |
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You asked them if it's ok to rape women and if jesus would mind? o.O
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 11:22 Post subject: |
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Here's another hint: | Spoiler: | 1st phrase, 1st paragraphe, still 4chan meme |
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Saner
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 11:54 Post subject: |
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| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 12:58 Post subject: |
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TSR69
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 13:17 Post subject: |
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Dunno, I'm not a fan of 4chan, but the only thing I know is that christians don't handle the goatse very well
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 13:27 Post subject: |
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I love how Christian mythology is based around the fact that everyone is a sin yet the Bible does not once make reference to 'Original Sin'.
I love it when the Jehovahs come to my door...I love fucking with them.
Anyway, I won't turn this into a religious debate. 
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 15:46 Post subject: |
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Another hint: "but I can assure that it is not dangerous"
Come on it shouldn't be that hard
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 16:04 Post subject: |
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i wont go any deeper into the depths of depravity of 4chan than what i have to endure already here because of the spill-over, so tell us already
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 16:06 Post subject: |
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Saner
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 16:10 Post subject: |
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| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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TSR69
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xExtreme
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 16:38 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: |  great pics Lutzifer and Saner |
+1 laughing my ass off here |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 20:49 Post subject: |
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OK since you're all too intoxicated or stupid to figure it out here's what i said:
I had a dream I accidentally Jesus, is this dangerous?
I found that site on an ad on facebook and thought it'd be lulzy to troll them
so here you go
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 20:52 Post subject: |
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| Juba wrote: |
I had a dream I accidentally Jesus, is this dangerous |
If the word Jesus isn't a verb here*, what did you try to mean?
* You know Americans like to verbify simple nouns. Example, when someone makes a grammar mistake you say : 'you juba'ed' etc etc.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 20:55 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 20:57 Post subject: |
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@Leo okay now I understand. Hahaha, "hey /g/ I need your help
I accidentally 93MB of .rar files
what should I do...is this dangerous "
@Juba, sorry mate.
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 21:00 Post subject: |
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Lol no problems, also I am NOT Juba, for the over 9000th time
ask mods if you'd like
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| Posted: Sat, 8th May 2010 21:09 Post subject: |
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Okay FM, I will stop calling you Juba then : )
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