What are you going to do today?
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Apr 2010 00:24    Post subject:
my "work" during weekends consists mainly of :

Standing and sitting around
talking with friends
flirting with hot girls
eat and drink (for free obviously, no alcohol tho)
sometimes drag some drunk loser outside or kick out some morons
and worst case, control someone who gets aggressive (very rare).

Last night i didnt do shit (no idiots, etc) i basicly sat, stand, chatted, flirted and got payed 200 bucks
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Apr 2010 00:27    Post subject:
bouncer?
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Apr 2010 00:29    Post subject:
ya

oh and my other job, i get paid to end up drunk. Well, involves more walking (good), choosing the music you want to listen, drink, eat ...

and usually end up shit faced drunk lol....
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todd72173




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Apr 2010 01:48    Post subject:
Play MW2. Get some poo-tang. watch some baseball. Check out message board and releases.


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Apr 2010 03:44    Post subject:
^ What about going to work?
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Apr 2010 04:15    Post subject:
work
masturbate
shower
masturbate in shower
browse internet
masturbate
sleep


cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 16:30    Post subject:
Holy shit yes!
I've got all my uni work done for today and it's only 4PM! Yeeehaw!
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 16:47    Post subject:
I'm thinking about buying a new car... gotta finish work first though.

BBQ this evening, BBQ Pork marinating in the fridge as we speak...


Space for rent. Contact me for rates!
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 16:57    Post subject:
but Pork is not kosher :<
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 16:58    Post subject:
I'm not going to tell you what I'm gonna do today but yesterday I drove all the way up to the mountains and beautiful scenery with nothing but me 24 beers and a hooker Cool Face yeyeyeyeyeye hohohoho
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 17:22    Post subject:
So I take today is a visit to the doctor's office to determine how many and what STDs the hooker gave you?
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 17:24    Post subject:
Reklis, you're wrong, that's tomorrow!


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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 17:27    Post subject:
Since his dick ain't gonna burn while peeing until tomorrow?
Then there's only one thing left he could do today.
Bury the hooker's corpse, I presume. Cool Face
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 17:54    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:

Bury the hooker's corpse, I presume. Cool Face


You son of a bitch!!
it takes one to know one I guess Cool Face
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 17:56    Post subject:
Nah, I'm just good and thinking how crazy people think.
Wait. I'm not crazy! You're crazy! Shut up! PIDGEONS!
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 18:59    Post subject:
Hey I'm not crazy by all means I just enjoy choking the crap out of people Very Happy
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RMFX




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Apr 2010 21:19    Post subject:
Jesus I just got finished laying my new fucking lawn a couple of hours ago. With all the prep and laying it it's taken 2 weeks. During that time I've spent atleast 30 hours working in my bloody garden and hours driving around picking up and dropping off stuff (usually heavy stuff like the top 4 inches of my old lawn to the dump..and then bringing 2 and a half tonnes of topsoil back into my garden )and basically working my fingers to the bone. What a load of wank.

Thank god it's finished. Now lets hope that the turf doesn't die within 2 weeks. If it does I'll be about as upset as you can get over lawn turf.
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