Old IT classmate converted to Islam, WTF!
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garus
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 13:09    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 13:22    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
iNatan wrote:
So the 40 year old widower with children is virgin? Scratch Head How does that happen? Laughing


Well, there was this chick... long ago... you might have heard of her, Mary was her name... Very Happy


I still believe it's a translation error in the bible. I believe it said "young women" and not "virgin" in the original text. But catholic church wouldn't like that now, would they? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 20:37    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Well, there was this chick... long ago... you might have heard of her, Mary was her name... Very Happy

So Hfric is Jesus? Shocked This is dude is the most epic troll ever then; he has trolled billions for 2000 years! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 21:00    Post subject:
Only logical explanation, so he's got to be!
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 21:04    Post subject:
That means Hfric is the messiah?
Since I'm going to hell anyway (I believe according to evey religion there is) I will refrain from bowing and worshipping Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 21:25    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
That means Hfric is the messiah?
Since I'm going to hell anyway (I believe according to evey religion there is) I will refrain from bowing and worshipping Laughing
Nope, you are not going to hell in Deelixism "only for the wealthy" Starting fee is 200 euro... I accept paypal Smile Must be a fair price for your soul? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 22:02    Post subject:
Since I'm poor as fuck my statement still stands. I'm going to every hell there is Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 23:15    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
Well, there was this chick... long ago... you might have heard of her, Mary was her name... Very Happy

So Hfric is Jesus? Shocked This is dude is the most epic troll ever then; he has trolled billions for 2000 years! Laughing

remembers me how he was trolled by Judas.
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Feb 2010 23:22    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
iNatan wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
Well, there was this chick... long ago... you might have heard of her, Mary was her name... Very Happy

So Hfric is Jesus? Shocked This is dude is the most epic troll ever then; he has trolled billions for 2000 years! Laughing

remembers me how he was trolled by Judas.


@ both

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 00:39    Post subject:
Islam is the biggest crap ever... I can understand most religions but islam is retarded as fuck. I have few muslim friends but I always tell them I think islam is retarded as fuck.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 00:45    Post subject:
well if it is about survival Islam is less retarded than Christian belief.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 01:10    Post subject:
All religions are shit, religion has been holding back humanity's technological development for centuries and will continue to do so in the future.
Obviously there's always multiple sides to an argument, some people argue that if it wasn't for religion we wouldn't have philosophy and ethics. Though I dare say those would've arisen anyway.
Hey thats a little bit too in depth for the useless void.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 09:38    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
All religions are shit, religion has been holding back humanity's technological development for centuries and will continue to do so in the future.
Obviously there's always multiple sides to an argument, some people argue that if it wasn't for religion we wouldn't have philosophy and ethics. Though I dare say those would've arisen anyway.
Hey thats a little bit too in depth for the useless void.
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exactly the way I feel. OK, some people might not see the point in life without no afterlife, but fuck that. LIVE NOW Very Happy
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