Forumwarz hates Apple users.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 00:11    Post subject: Forumwarz hates Apple users.
True story. Every word.

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Let’s face it: Your computer isn’t cool. It might be faster, run more programs and cost far less than one of our Prune™ models, but nobody cares and you’re a loser.

Prune™ computers are so trendy that your ego increases just by virtue of owning one. Honestly.

After all, only someone with an ego the size of the Santa Clara Valley would buy a computer that does less and costs more. It’s like some kind of hyper-consumerism that savvy marketers have manipulated you into believing will make you chic, when in reality you’re just another plastic-glasses-and-turtleneck-wearing asshole who can’t find someone of the opposite sex to waste their money on.

But we love you just the same. And we love your money even more. So buy a computer or two from us, will you?

Plum™. Think Cool™.




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Want to stay sexy during a terrible headache? Worry no more! This electronic vibrator will provide pleasure to the rhythm of your favorite music. Men who see that orgasmic look on your face will be following you like puppies.

Plum™. Think Cool™.




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Want to pwn forums and watch porn at the same time? This portable porn player can store up to 100 GB, with slideshow capability. Now you can enjoy smut without having to take your hands off your keyboard — or genitals.

Plum™. Think Cool™.


R. O. T. F. L. M. A. O.
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 00:36    Post subject:
I'm playing ForumWarz, too, recently bought episode 2 Very Happy

High five !!!
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 00:43    Post subject:
Hell yeah, boi!! Someone told me about it yesterday, but I can't for the life of me remember who Sad Anyway, I'm absolutely LOVING it! Stunning game and I've already bought Eps 2 and 3 (as well as 72 additional forum visits, so I can keep playing Laughing)

What's your ingame nick? Mine is, pretty obviously, Sabin1981
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:10    Post subject:
Mine is VGA. Are you in a clan ?
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:15    Post subject:
Yeah, but I only joined because I was sent an invite. I didn't specifically go looking for one (and generally; I don't want or need one either Very Happy)
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:19    Post subject:
Yeah, me, too, lol, the klan : "WeChall is a shitty klan"

Holy shit, you, too ,mass spam invites FTW !

P.S.: Don't burn through the game too quickly !

P.S. Addendum : Your epeen is miniscule lolzorz Laughing
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:23    Post subject:
Well I've got Episodes 2 and 3 as well, but once I've burned these "turns" I'll just play it as normal ^_^

*edit*

Sad I's only been playingz a day!! You's been playingz a year, lolololol Sad
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:28    Post subject:
With so many visits you can easily win at Domination !
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:30    Post subject:
Sadly, no. Buying the visits counts as a "cheat" and locks me out of MP stuff, as well as the Auction *and* (I just found out) you can't get Fans any more. Personally I think that's fucking BULLSHIT. The MP/auction stuff I can handle, it's absolutely fine, but no more fans??? How in the fuck is THAT fair?

*grumbles*

Oh and, where can you view your current "streak"? I remember seeing the page but I can't remember where it was now >_<
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:32    Post subject:
Bookmarks > Forums (it's above the forums)

There are also greasemonkey scripts you can use for many stuff, I don't use them though.

EDIT: And I haven't been playing the game for all this time, lol. I just finished Ep.1 and the next day I pwnt some forums and gave it up. Till yesterday ... I wanted to see if I had 10 whoredollars in my paypal, seems I did !
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 01:34    Post subject:
Ah, got it! Thanks =)

I'm still pissed about the fans thing though.

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Sabin1981

Oh, right.
Wanna cyber?

tHeReMiNoRiTy_RuLe

No. I most certainly do not.
I have no interest whatsoever in your — ugh — “sex.”

Sabin1981

Why’s that?

tHeReMiNoRiTy_RuLe

Because sex is mainstream. Everyone has sexual intercourse. In fact, did you know that we are all the product of sexual union?

Sabin1981

Get out of here.

tHeReMiNoRiTy_RuLe

That means even my parents have had sex. How nauseating.

Sabin1981

Yeah, but I bet they never had cyber-sex.

tHeReMiNoRiTy_RuLe

You have a point.
Very well. Stick your penis inside my ear.

Sabin1981

Okay, I’m…wait, your what?

tHeReMiNoRiTy_RuLe

My ear. This is what I call l’aural sexe.



I fucking LOL'd.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 10:06    Post subject:
LOL, IRC?
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 18:57    Post subject:
Nah, in-game "instant message" log with an NPC.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 20:21    Post subject:
Enjoy your windows setup Wink

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 20:32    Post subject:
AHAHAHAHAHA!!

I knew you couldn't resist, I knew you'd be here eventually. As for that pic, when was that taken? I've not seen one of those since Windows 98 Razz BTW, how's your non-multitasking iCrap working out for you? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be able to use Skype *and* the internet in Firmware 9.5.4.5.2, but of course you'll need to Jailbreak it first so that you can use a non-sanctioned App for that Cool Face
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 20:57    Post subject:
wtf? imac multitasks fine..



nothing off my 8GB of RAM either Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 21:04    Post subject:
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 21:08    Post subject:
LaughingLaughingLaughing wtf


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Feb 2010 21:16    Post subject:
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