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Frant
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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 17:46 Post subject:

Reklis wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks Jesus probably was a cool guy to be around? Very Happy

(Looking at the left side of the pic that is)

I think you're mistaking Jesus with The Dude.... Very Happy

I'd hang out with The Dude any day.

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 19:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The Dude IS our lord and savior.

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Posted: Sat, 6th Feb 2010 08:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The Dude bless you.

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Posted: Sat, 6th Feb 2010 21:55 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/04/girl-buried-alive-turkey Dear lord..... My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Sun, 7th Feb 2010 00:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

snip Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:19; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Sun, 7th Feb 2010 01:28 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Perhaps they thought she was a seed? shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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Posted: Sun, 7th Feb 2010 02:12 Post subject:

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one of nine children

They simply needed a good reason to thin the runt Cool Face

Unfortunately for them, that wasn't a good reason Laughing

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 07:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 07:28 Post subject:

bringiton wrote:

Can't argue with logic like this...

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 08:46 Post subject:

bringiton wrote:

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson

chiv wrote:

thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 16:54 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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deelix
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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 17:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

omg... since when do you have to believe in a religion to "believe" in something?

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 17:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

i strongly believe that choosing knowledge over believe is the only way to go forth with mankind. www.psygamer.net ::::

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 17:14 Post subject:

Lutzifer wrote:

i strongly believe that choosing knowledge over believe is the only way to go forth with mankind.

Think about all the time people are wasting on praying... without religion im pretty sure we would be living on Mars right now. Ok, maybe without wars and good cooperation between nations too Very Happy

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 17:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hahahaha, yeah www.psygamer.net ::::

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 17:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

i wonder how she reacts to "what about muslims, jews, hindus" ?

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 17:38 Post subject:

Sin317 wrote:

i wonder how she reacts to "what about muslims, jews, hindus" ?

I think a part of the joke is that she doesn't really consider that to be religions Very Happy

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 19:06 Post subject:

zipfero wrote:

Sin317 wrote:

i wonder how she reacts to "what about muslims, jews, hindus" ?

I think a part of the joke is that she doesn't really consider that to be religions Very Happy

Jews and hindus maybe but they believe that muslims obey to satan :/ Therefor they don't count Smile

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Posted: Tue, 9th Feb 2010 14:42 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

Lutzifer wrote:

i strongly believe that choosing knowledge over believe is the only way to go forth with mankind.

If the US military budget had been redirected towards space exploration we'd probably have science stations on Titan and other moons around the gas giants by now + settlements on mars. If the worlds military resources were redirected towards life improvement the planet would be a paradise.

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Posted: Tue, 9th Feb 2010 16:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 9th Feb 2010 18:46 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hahaha, this is brilliant... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! "The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer

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Posted: Tue, 9th Feb 2010 18:55 Post subject:

Frant wrote:

Hahaha, this is brilliant...

This is even better! Laughing

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Posted: Tue, 9th Feb 2010 19:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

And the best: Intelligent Design behind the Banana: Atheist retort: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! "The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer

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Posted: Tue, 9th Feb 2010 19:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

...WTF

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Posted: Tue, 9th Feb 2010 19:24 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hah, that's a well thought out and presented challenge. And obviously impossible for theists to win. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! "The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer

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