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twobells
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For the life of me I can't stop itching my balls and when I have scratched them oh my god it feels so good, immense relief.
What on earth can it be?
I have no rash or fungal infection so what is it? |
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Ronhrin
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 21:43 Post subject: |
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| DarkPassenger wrote: | 1. Taka a bath
2. Shave
3. ??????
4. Profit!!
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I guess DarkPassenger is implying that he will lick them if you shave. 
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twobells
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 21:47 Post subject: |
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The problem is that I am starting to do it in company and getting strange looks.
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 21:49 Post subject: |
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maybe you have crabs  You should watch who you're sleeping with 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 21:50 Post subject: |
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| twobells wrote: | | The problem is that I am starting to do it in company and getting strange looks. |
A man should be able to scratch his balls! No matter where! I'm sure it's in the constitution... of the World! 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 23:02 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | | Remember I had that when I was 15-16. At least in my case it was temporary |
Well my balls itch from time to time, and I indulge in the filthy pleasure of scratching them I think it's their way of saying they're there
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 23:06 Post subject: |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 23:11 Post subject: |
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Shaving balls introduces awful itching. Trimming the hair on the other hand, does not. 
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 23:14 Post subject: |
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or braid them. Wont itch and it's as cool as it gets!
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 00:03 Post subject: |
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My balls never itch after shaving them 
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 10:20 Post subject: |
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veet for men, works a fucking treat
itching the balls, i just think they want some attention!!! get a bitch to scratch them 4 ya
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twobells
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 11:14 Post subject: |
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Shaving your balls jeeze I mean come on, men's balls should be hairy and huge, its down to the wimmin to get the hollywood wax not blokes (unless you bat for the other team maybe)
btw, talking about huge balls this old guy came into my local supermarket and dropped his trousers, you should have heard the women scream; it was like they'd never seen balls before or that they were being accosted!
Actually it was similar to when a women sees a mouse, same sort of panic.
Maybe its instinctual from when men used to hit women over the head and drag them off or something...?
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 21:14 Post subject: |
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Well they are big AND shaved. Feels alot better. And yeah, they get used to be shaved. Damn, which girl likes to have hairs in her mouth afterwards? Bleh..
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A few friends have said that if you do it regularly enough, it stops itching.. but meh. Screw that, just trim.
