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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 21:12    Post subject: 3 reasons
3 reasons why I can't have a solid relationship:

1) I'm addicted to videogames, forums and everything else involving the entertainment factor ;

2) I'm a lunatic, lazy and partially cynic individual with a very low tolerance for the 96,5% of silly things surrounding the female universe;

3) I'm basically potless, with no real plans for the future;

That's it Laughing
Feel free to see some of yourself in me
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 21:14    Post subject:
I'm all three mate, yet I was strangely able to attract a wife Very Happy There's hope for ye yet! grinhurt
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 21:18    Post subject:
pro-tip: find a girl, that is also into videogames, forums and such entertaining things. They are out there. I ve had one for a girlfriend and know some others that are also in happy relationships with geeks / nerds.
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inz




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 21:57    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
pro-tip: find a girl, that is also into videogames, forums and such entertaining things. They are out there. I ve had one for a girlfriend and know some others that are also in happy relationships with geeks / nerds.


Well then you risk your manliness exploding if she ever beats you at ANY game. I'm not sure if it's worth the risk tbh.

Well explode might be the wrong term. More like pathetically deflate and fizzle into nothingness.
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 22:14    Post subject:
simple solution: get a girl who has a nice big pot stash and either convert her (--> new coop buddy!) or just tell her you have to study everytime a new game comes out. or maybe even get one who has a life, so she doesn't constantly nag you about spending time with her. worked for me for the last few years Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 22:32    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
pro-tip: find a girl, that is also into videogames, forums and such entertaining things. They are out there. I ve had one for a girlfriend and know some others that are also in happy relationships with geeks / nerds.


*raises hand* Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 22:50    Post subject:
Laughing

*waiting for sycho to also raise his hand* Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 23:31    Post subject:
my girl beats me at Soul Calibur 4 :/
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 23:34    Post subject: Re: 3 reasons
ixigia wrote:
2 reasons why I can't have a solid relationship:

1) I'm addicted to videogames, forums and everything else involving the entertainment factor ;

2) I'm a lunatic, lazy and partially cynic individual with a very low tolerance for the 96,5% of silly things surrounding the female universe;


+1, especially the second one Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 23:36    Post subject:
One reason to rule them all : you're in need of some manlove, give me your number!
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jan 2010 02:19    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
One reason to rule them all : you're in need of some manlove, give me your number!


Rofl ...

@Ixigia

I guess most man on this forum have the same problems Very Happy
I know i do ... but at least i'm not single anymore... .guess my looks won from all the negative points Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jan 2010 09:53    Post subject: Re: 3 reasons
ixigia wrote:
3 reasons why I can't have a solid relationship:

1) I'm addicted to videogames, forums and everything else involving the entertainment factor ;

2) I'm a lunatic, lazy and partially cynic individual with a very low tolerance for the 96,5% of silly things surrounding the female universe;

3) I'm basically potless, with no real plans for the future;

That's it Laughing
Feel free to see some of yourself in me


Don't worry mate once you pass puberty and grow up a bit you will see the world differently, your self centered attitude will (or should) change once you leave your teen yrs behind.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jan 2010 09:58    Post subject: Re: 3 reasons
Reg67 wrote:
ixigia wrote:
3 reasons why I can't have a solid relationship:

1) I'm addicted to videogames, forums and everything else involving the entertainment factor ;

2) I'm a lunatic, lazy and partially cynic individual with a very low tolerance for the 96,5% of silly things surrounding the female universe;

3) I'm basically potless, with no real plans for the future;

That's it Laughing
Feel free to see some of yourself in me


Don't worry mate once you pass puberty and grow up a bit you will see the world differently, your self centered attitude will (or should) change once you leave your teen yrs behind.


Isn't ixigia, like, 24? Confused
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jan 2010 10:29    Post subject:
lol how come i has girlfriend? Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jan 2010 11:06    Post subject:
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inz




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jan 2010 13:31    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
lol how come i has girlfriend? Crying or Very sad


I'm not sure she counts, tho she's stunningly hot of course... Razz
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jan 2010 13:32    Post subject: Re: 3 reasons
Neon25 wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
ixigia wrote:
3 reasons why I can't have a solid relationship:

1) I'm addicted to videogames, forums and everything else involving the entertainment factor ;

2) I'm a lunatic, lazy and partially cynic individual with a very low tolerance for the 96,5% of silly things surrounding the female universe;

3) I'm basically potless, with no real plans for the future;

That's it Laughing
Feel free to see some of yourself in me


Don't worry mate once you pass puberty and grow up a bit you will see the world differently, your self centered attitude will (or should) change once you leave your teen yrs behind.


Isn't ixigia, like, 24? Confused

This is the problem Laughing Crying or Very sad
Anyway thanks guys for all your feedback and suggestions, I'm confident I'll be more lucky in the future and maybe (very maybe) able to change in positive at least one of these 3 "reasons" previously mentioned...
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 12:50    Post subject: Re: 3 reasons
ixigia wrote:
3 reasons why I can't have a solid relationship:

1) I'm addicted to videogames, forums and everything else involving the entertainment factor ;

2) I'm a lunatic, lazy and partially cynic individual with a very low tolerance for the 96,5% of silly things surrounding the female universe;

3) I'm basically potless, with no real plans for the future;

That's it Laughing
Feel free to see some of yourself in me


dont worry you can easily find a girl for you
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 16:26    Post subject:
I gave up evrything for my girl, have not playd a game for months.
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 16:35    Post subject:
Karmeck wrote:
I gave up evrything for my girl, have not playd a game for months.


Poor bastard.

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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 16:39    Post subject:
more like idiot
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 18:10    Post subject:
kenny64 wrote:
more like idiot


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 18:31    Post subject:
Karmeck wrote:
I gave up evrything for my girl, have not playd a game for months.


So, does that mean, you stopped blowing up shit too? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 20:37    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Karmeck wrote:
I gave up evrything for my girl, have not playd a game for months.


Poor bastard.
ur a lucky bastard to have a girlfriend who like games^^
Sabin too
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 21:02    Post subject:
not really the issue. If they like gamers or not.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 21:21    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Karmeck wrote:
I gave up evrything for my girl, have not playd a game for months.


Poor bastard.
ur a lucky bastard to have a girlfriend who like games^^
Sabin too


As you saw mate; my wife LOVES gaming Very Happy



.... she can kick the shit out of me in Tekken, that's for damned sure. I roflpwn her in Soul Calibur and Street Fighter though Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 21:47    Post subject:
Awesome Very Happy Must be great to not only avoid nagging about ur gaming habits, but that she actually enjoy and respect gaming Very Happy
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 21:50    Post subject:
The only time she ever gets pissy with me about gaming is when I play MW2 - and that's because I'm a RAGEr Sad She hates it when I rage at games. Other than that, she's super cool about my gaming =)
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 21:59    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
The only time she ever gets pissy with me about gaming is when I play MW2 - and that's because I'm a RAGEr Sad She hates it when I rage at games. Other than that, she's super cool about my gaming =)
yeah, im the same way sometimes lol Very Happy Anyway, saw the youtube cheater video you posted. That must be so damn annoying!
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Jan 2010 22:02    Post subject:
Yeah, it really is Sad I don't rage at any other games except FPS. There's always some hacking, or glitching, or exploiting cunt to ruin the game for everyone else.
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