EVE-online phonesex
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dominae
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Dec 2009 00:36    Post subject: EVE-online phonesex
http://www.clubforum.org/eveislagging.mp3


Backstory: Guy on Teamspeak calls up a phone sex hotline and decides to talk about EVE live with a girl employed to get men off over the phone. He's more inclined to talk about spaceships but she desperately tries to associate everything to sex while he's in EVE-land.
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Neon
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Dec 2009 00:52    Post subject:
Hahahaha! That was hysterical! Laughing
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Dec 2009 00:54    Post subject:
DL @ the moment... this must be good cause i hate EVE and its players Wink


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Dec 2009 02:37    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
DL @ the moment... this must be good cause i hate EVE and its players Wink


Yeah sure you hate all eve players because you know them all...... now where is epsilon Very Happy
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Dec 2009 03:09    Post subject:
Lathieza hates Epsilon? Cool Face

Laughing


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Dec 2009 11:36    Post subject:
it looks that way Very Happy and me the bastard..
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sueil




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Dec 2009 23:28    Post subject:
Fucking LOL
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Martar




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Dec 2009 08:17    Post subject:
Oh that is classic! "I could use my titan!"
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Dec 2009 03:10    Post subject:
Thats fucking sad....

I feel bad for the nerd who just needs someone to talk to about one of his passions and that he has to resort to call a sex chat just so he can talk.....poor bastard.


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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Dec 2009 06:40    Post subject:
Syco, I don't believe you understood the joke. At all.
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Taffelost




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2010 22:41    Post subject:
Now this might sound like too much of a coincidence but I'm one of the guys ganking him. We couldn't for the love of God understand why he didn't warp off while our tacklers overloaded to get a point on him Very Happy

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todd72173




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2010 23:19    Post subject:
He lost his ship at the gate!! OMG!! Girl sounds hot!! Funny stuff!!


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Taffelost




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2010 23:23    Post subject:
He was at least 60km off the gate. I had to burn like a mofo to get on the killmail.
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todd72173




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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2010 00:49    Post subject:
I have no idea what EVE is. Checked out their site, looks like an intense online ship battle. Is it worth it? Does the Zero Gear method work on it??? Hahaha


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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2010 01:00    Post subject:
todd72173 wrote:
I have no idea what EVE is. Checked out their site, looks like an intense online ship battle. Is it worth it? Does the Zero Gear method work on it??? Hahaha



HAHAHAHAHAHA

eh

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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2010 01:02    Post subject:
i hear if you play eve you get addicted to sex hot lines


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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2010 01:08    Post subject:
this shit is pretty funny


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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2010 12:43    Post subject:
"ooh crap, im being shot, hold on!" hahaha
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