Reality check
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jan 2010 20:59    Post subject: Reality check
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Let me see if I understand this . . .
1. If you cross the N. Korea border illegally, you get 12 years at hard labor
2. If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely
3. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot
4. If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be jailed
5. If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again
6. If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy & your fate will be sealed
7. If you float into the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot
8. If you cross western country borders illegally you get . . .
a. A job
b. A drivers license
c. Social security card
d. Welfare
e. Food Stamps
f. Credit Cards
g. Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
h. Free education
i. Free health care
j. A lobbyist in Washington
k. In some cases you can even vote!!
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jan 2010 22:29    Post subject:
The first 7 are doing it wrong.


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ScoobyDoh
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jan 2010 00:23    Post subject:
U mean that after 7 it gets all wrong.


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jan 2010 00:28    Post subject:
OK Right, we should kill everyone who has a shittier life somewhere else. But it's not only that. Women are not allowed to drive cars in saudi arabia, you might be killed when you're gay, you are not allowed to read what you want, no access to the internet, drug dealers lurking around in your neighborhood.

Oh wait, you only want that the "niggers", "arabs" and other "foreign scum" to stay in their slums and die, just because they were born in a shithole. Well, that doesn't fit to that, what the west should represent.

Producing (ripping off local and chinese workers) in china is ok, shutting down the borders like them is ok too, but not the rest that would influence your comfort?


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ScoobyDoh
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jan 2010 00:36    Post subject:
That can stand for you then. I dont support ur sick views.


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jan 2010 00:55    Post subject:
Why is this in jokes section? I don't see what the funny thing is Confused


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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jan 2010 05:23    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Why is this in jokes section? I don't see what the funny thing is Confused


Lol ... forgot to mention i grabbed this from the Christian site Very Happy
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jan 2010 05:32    Post subject:
yea, god forbid they remember that everyone but the natives that lived here came here 'for a better life" as immigrants.

does that mean unless your a native american, we should kick you out by late reaction to stopping your ancestors?
in the 1920's it was seen as the great time of hope, people coming for a better life, and praising them for being brave enough to do so.

now they are ridiculed and spat at for it. Razz


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jan 2010 06:03    Post subject:
Immigrants in America were always ridiculed and spat at. And after a few generations, they always integrated. It's the way things work around here Smile


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