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helvete
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About 4% of humans (or 1 in 25 for the 3% of you who are mentally retarded) are psycopaths. They all work in sales.
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deelix
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fisk
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Jan 2010 23:55 Post subject: |
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| helvete wrote: | | About 4% of humans (or 1 in 25 for the 3% of you who are mentally retarded) are psycopaths. They all work in sales. |
at the employment offices they always thought i would be great in sales.
i guess they got tired of calling the cops each time and cleaning the mess up  |
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jan 2010 00:27 Post subject: |
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Squirrels steal from hamsters....
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jan 2010 00:54 Post subject: |
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My dick is 3 inches
from the ground
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jan 2010 01:29 Post subject: |
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Last edited by Yondaime on Mon, 2nd Dec 2024 15:55; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jan 2010 01:51 Post subject: |
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your brain must be 3 inches square
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TSR69
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Frant
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The Kiwi, national bird of New Zealand, can't fly, lives in a hole in the ground, is almost blind and lays only one egg each year. Yet is has survived for 70 million years.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Frant
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The three wealthiest people (and their families) in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the 48 poorest countries.
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Frant
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When female wasps return to the colony after foraging, they may initiate aggressive encounters with males and stuff them head first into empty nest cells. Cornell University researchers who observed the behavior call it "male-stuffing," and believe it contributes to the colony's fitness by making more food available to larvae.
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TSR69
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jan 2010 02:01 Post subject: |
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the national airline of New Zealand was called "Kiwi Airlines"
named after an extinct bird that could not even fly
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Frant
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jan 2010 02:02 Post subject: |
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Harvard researchers have concluded after careful scientific studies that Coca-Cola is not an effective spermicide.
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jan 2010 02:04 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: | unless his dick so so huge that no chick wants to fuck him ever  |
No Problem for the firemaster as he is only interested in teh sexay boyz. |
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TSR69
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Frant
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Frant
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A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!
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Sin317
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Without the help of the French, there would be no such thing as the US of A.
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Frant
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In 1980, the city of Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city.
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Frant
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In 1897, Bayer, who is the maker of Aspirin, marketed the drug heroin.
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 19:47 Post subject: |
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63% of all statistics are made up...
"There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this planet, you are guilty, fuck you, end of report, next case, NEXT FUCKING CASE! Your birth certificate is proof of guilt!" - George Carlin
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nouseforaname
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Sin317
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TSR69
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if rockets weren't invented we would be travelling to the moon by horse and cart
Formerly known as iconized
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Mar 2010 04:48 Post subject: |
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| Sin317 wrote: | | Without the help of the French, there would be no such thing as the US of A. |
Without the help of the US of A, all the french people would speak in german.
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