My bitch is being a douchebag
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 03:42    Post subject: My bitch is being a douchebag
Situation: I got a chemistry final on Monday and I wanna study for that shit starting now cuz its cumulative and I gotta memorize a shitload of formulas. But my girl gets all pissy and says:

"im mad, but not angry".... OK that makes alot of sense??

and then she goes

"i feel like i come second to your studying"

WTF? Why does this bitch think everythings about her Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad fuck outta here. After my final on monday Im free until fucking february to spend with her so wtf is her problem



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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 04:03    Post subject:
fuck her in teh butt?

she is a bipolar. either deal with it or QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ some moar


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 04:08    Post subject:
I dont think shes bipolar. I think all biches are slightly fucked up.. it could be PMS. I should keep a goddamm PMS chart. That was such a great back a few months ago and i completely forgot about it



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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 04:18    Post subject:
fuck her in teh butt


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 04:22    Post subject:
Oh so you got a bitch now? And you're not "madly in love" while trying to understand her ? What am i missing Scratch Head


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 04:28    Post subject:
I don`t like it how you guys use the word mad so extensively. next to my bitching thread.
good night and oh:
fuck her in teh butt indeed!
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 07:27    Post subject:
She sounds like a selfish, self centered idiot mate, get rid of her before its too late. Of course your studying comes first! Anyone with half a brain would realise that.
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 08:27    Post subject:
Wow, so you're the same guy who cried and moaned you could never get a GF, you posted preschool shit like "OMG SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO ME IN CLAS OMGWTFCUNTFLAPS" and so on.

And now you're the bad-ass with his "pissy bitch" who's making life oh-so hard for you.

Oh dear.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 08:37    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Wow, so you're the same guy who cried and moaned you could never get a GF, you posted preschool shit like "OMG SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO ME IN CLAS OMGWTFCUNTFLAPS" and so on.

And now you're the bad-ass with his "pissy bitch" who's making life oh-so hard for you.

Oh dear.


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Btw +1 to what Reg67 said. Even tho I don't have any gf experience, I've learnt enough from watching 2 of my friends suffer from such attention-whore females.



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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 09:36    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Wow, so you're the same guy who cried and moaned you could never get a GF, you posted preschool shit like "OMG SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO ME IN CLAS OMGWTFCUNTFLAPS" and so on.

And now you're the bad-ass with his "pissy bitch" who's making life oh-so hard for you.

Oh dear.
ROFL

He's like Butters now in that SP episode, got me a handful of bitches pimpin' in school right now Laughing
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 09:42    Post subject:
well he chose a needy girl because he was a needy boy and this is what he gets. He brought it on himself.

Also the majority of the posts in this threads except for the sarcasm seem to be from 15 yr boys with no life experience whatsoever!


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 09:43    Post subject:
She does come second to your studying.

Make sure you tell her that.
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 09:44    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
She does come second to your studying.

Make sure you tell her that.





No say "YOU DO COME FIRST TO MY STUDING HONEY, I love you, I wanna provide for you later on in life"

Next add, NOW I HAVE TO GO STUDY, if you want the nice things in life, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! <---real life there
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 09:59    Post subject:
LOL if you are the same guy with my girl is in a psych ward and so on ...

what do you complain ??

Thought it was written all over she was a psycho biatch Very Happy

Just tell her when you study hard and when you get your diploma after school life will be way easier and there is stil plenty of time to fuck her in teh butt


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 12:39    Post subject:
just give her a mega fistiing!!!


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 12:49    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
just give her a mega fistiing!!!


I bet that and "fuck her in teh butt" are the advices that would save the whole world of this recession Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 12:52    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I think all biches are slightly fucked up.
Cool Face agreed
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 13:31    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
just give her a mega fistiing!!!


I bet that and "fuck her in teh butt" are the advices that would save the whole world of this recession Laughing


yes very true, its what the world needs Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 13:31    Post subject:
Everyone make sacrifices in relationships. You just choose which are important to do, and which aren't worth compromising.

Just be honest about stuff like this and communicate. Explain to her why school is important to you. If she's worth holding on to she'll listen, as you should to her real concern, which is that she wants to see more of you.

It isn't rocket-science guys.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 13:32    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
timechange01 wrote:
I think all biches are slightly fucked up.
Cool Face agreed


women are all the same, they just look different Cool Face
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 13:32    Post subject:
TC, send us all a pic of ur new bitch


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 16:48    Post subject:
Vikerness wrote:
Oh so you got a bitch now? And you're not "madly in love" while trying to understand her ? What am i missing Scratch Head


Well, (s)he's a man. Go figure. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 17:14    Post subject:
tell that fat bitch to shut the fuck or she'll be a x-mas roast


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 18:08    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
tell that fat bitch to shut the fuck or she'll be a x-mas roast


thats right, spit roast the girl...

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timechange01
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 20:48    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
She does come second to your studying.

Make sure you tell her that.


I apologized to her and promised that I would make it up to her. ANd that she just has to bear with me until monday and then Im all hers until February

Not only that but I also have to get her a chirstmas gift before i see her on monday because she got ME one and she would probably cry if I dont get her one in return. So Im already gonna lose valuable study time by having to buy this crap tommorow. I was gonna make a bitchign thread about the gift a few days ago lol because i had no idea what to get her. But Im gonna get her the safest gift... a book. Since she loves to read

and at the end of the conversation (I never say this to her but I thought maybe it might help) so I toldh er that I love her and SHE said

"i would say it back but im kinda angry right now...so, later..go study"

what a cunt. This conversation lasted for about 2 hours and havent spoken to her since last nite. I dont wanna lose her obviously otherwise Id tell her to fuckoff. maybe shel get over it if i dont talk to her today hehe then we can both calm down Smile


pistolshrimp wrote:
No say "YOU DO COME FIRST TO MY STUDING HONEY, I love you, I wanna provide for you later on in life"

Next add, NOW I HAVE TO GO STUDY, if you want the nice things in life, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! <---real life there


ROFL well I did say the "i love you" part which felt very awkward because I never said it to her before. But yea I kept telling her over and over that she comes first and studying is just something that i have to do whether I like it or not.

but offcourse she doesn't come first,doing well on these exams is the most important thing in the world to me right now



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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 20:59    Post subject:
You try to sound like some sort of gangsta, but you fail miserably... But it's always fun to read your silly posts ^^


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 21:19    Post subject:
hahaha, good luck with the needy bitch. tell her to get a life of her own, otherwise it will be hell next time you have to study, want to play games or do any other non-gf related thing.

and seriously, quit the god damn gangsta talk. if you really love her (which should also include respect), then she's your lady. not the next best hooker down the street.

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Not only that but I also have to get her a chirstmas gift before i see her on monday because she got ME one and she would probably cry if I dont get her one in return. So Im already gonna lose valuable study time by having to buy this crap tommorow. I was gonna make a bitchign thread about the gift a few days ago lol because i had no idea what to get her. But Im gonna get her the safest gift... a book. Since she loves to read

ah, true love there. and a book, how groundbreaking! might as well get her a bag of bananas or potatoes next time, that's what i always do Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 21:22    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
might as well get her a bag of bananas or potatoes next time, that's what i always do Laughing


lol noob, when it's christmas I open my girl's cage in the cellar so she may walk around a bit (10-20 minutes, depending on my mood).
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 21:23    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 21:29    Post subject:
Neon25 wrote:
bushwacka wrote:
might as well get her a bag of bananas or potatoes next time, that's what i always do Laughing


lol noob, when it's christmas I open my girl's cage in the cellar so she may walk around a bit (10-20 minutes, depending on my mood).

you inhuman son of a bitch! my gf has the whole 10m² cellar compartiment for herself, no cage. it's like with them chickens, you know - if you give them a bit of space to move around instead of locking em in a cage, they taste much better! Cool Face
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