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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Nov 2009 21:04 Post subject: |
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hahahaha, actually i laughed about that already!  xkcd is just awesome. And i m not in any basement of any sort =D
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Nov 2009 21:06 Post subject: |
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| Monoblaine wrote: | I don't get it  |
It's SQL injection. It is a very sad thing when it happens to your database |
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TSR69
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Nov 2009 21:07 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | I'm sitting at the desk, playing x-tank, when some thoughtless bastard rings me on the phone. I pick it up.
"Hello?" I say.
"Who is this?" they say
"It's me I think" I say, having successfully attended a telephone skills course
"Me Who?"
"Is this like a knock knock joke?" I say, trying anything to save myself having to end this game.
Too LATE! I get killed.
Now I'm pissed!
"What can I do for you?" I ask pleasantly - (one of the key warning signs)
"Um, I want to know if we have a particular software package.."
"Which package is that?"
"Uh, B-A-S-I-C it's called."
>clickety clickety d-e-l b-a-s-i-c.e-x-e<
"Um no, we don't have that. We used to though.."
"oh. Oh well, the other thing I wanted to know was, could the contents of my account be copied to tape to I have a permanent copy of them to save at home in case the worst happens.."
"The worst?"
"Well, like they get deleted or something..."
"DELETED! Oh, don't worry about that, we have backups!" (I'm such a *shit*) "What was your username?"
He gives me his lusername. (What an idiot)
>clickety click<
"But you haven't got any files in your account!" I say, mock surprise leaping from my vocal chords.
"Yes I have, you must be looking in the wrong place!"
So first he spoils my x-tank game, and *now* he's calling me a liar...
>clickety click<
"Oh no, I made a mistake" I say
Did he mutter "typical" under his breath??!? Oh dear, oh dear..
"I MEANT TO SAY: That USERNAME doesn't exist"
"Huh? >wimper< It must do, I was only using it this morning!"
"Ah well, that'll be the problem, there was a virus in our system this morning, the... uh... DE VINCI Virus, wipes out users who are logged in when it goes off."
"That can't be right, my girlfriend was logged in, and I'm in her account now!"
"Which one was that?"
He tells me the username. Some people NEVER learn..
"Oh, yeah, her account was just after we discovered the virus."... >clickety click< "..she only lost all her files"
"But..."
"But don't worry, we've got them all on tape"
"Oh, thank goodness!!!"
"Paper tape. Have you got a magnifying glass and a pencil? SEE YOU IN THE MACHINE ROOM!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I'm such a prick! |
well the BOFH has all solutions
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Nov 2009 21:15 Post subject: |
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I lol'd 
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Nov 2009 21:57 Post subject: |
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I'm glad to see you happy
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TSR69
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Nov 2009 22:17 Post subject: |
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oh man you are in some kind of depressed mode
well i can understand the original picture though i am not really familiar with SQL and such
but it is a inside joke
so who cares?
i guess this post should be in "the Bitching section" becuz it is about you and not about that picture
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Nov 2009 23:44 Post subject: |
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I just wanted to make someone smile... well
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TSR69
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:18 Post subject: |
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it's leo he ignored my <3 and threatened me with rinze banning me
and now I'm all </3 Still thanks for the interest... I'll get over it.. hopefully... one day...
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:19 Post subject: |
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"Threatened you with Rinze banning" sounds like a spell in an RPG. 
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:22 Post subject: |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:24 Post subject: |
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but we reconciled sweetly today <3 <3 <3<
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:25 Post subject: |
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thank you guys
@leo has level 10 "rinze banning" and level 6 "sabin banging" ... beware of the gay sorcerer 
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:29 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:29 Post subject: |
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And +20000 "No Life" specialization
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 01:34 Post subject: |
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TSR69
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 02:10 Post subject: |
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YEAH LET ME JOIN THE PARTY AT THE BUS STOP!
We just need a little bit more love in here right?
Leo -> <- Thats me ... and thats Sabin watching us ->
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Nov 2009 02:17 Post subject: |
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| iNatan wrote: | | but we reconciled sweetly today <3 <3 <3< |
Featuring some good old bum rushing, I'm sure. 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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