ok so who's seen arachnaphobia...
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chiv




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 17:40    Post subject: ok so who's seen arachnaphobia...
go in to the upstairs toilet to take a leak... fucking spiders... baby spiders... at least a dozen but i didnt stick around to fucking count... little ones crawling around on the window sill... some on the ceiling, hanging down a bit on webs... fucking nest somewhere... I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS... got chills, feel like shits crawling over me.. blllechhhhhh

finished my piss and gtfo... where the fuck is that can of raid... FUCKING HATE SPIDERS.


cant find any bug spray. where the FUCK IS THE BUG SPRAY. if i dont kill em now, tomorrow they might not be there... where will they be? I WONT KNOW, AND THATS THE PROBLEM... ill never be able to shit in peace again Sad

i might have to go in there with aerosol can and a lighter... burn the fuckers out...


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 17:47    Post subject:
You're definitely taking things too seriously




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 17:48    Post subject:



Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 17:49    Post subject:
holy shit Laughing
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chiv




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 17:49    Post subject:
oh jesus fucking christ, i gotta find the queen....


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 17:59    Post subject:
that pic keeps coming back and back























and back


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 19:38    Post subject:
you know what time it is? Laughing



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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 19:39    Post subject:
Neon25 wrote:



Cool Face


yhmm where have i seen that before Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 20:14    Post subject:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
you know what time it is? Laughing


Cool Face for spiders that big they need a health bar

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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 20:38    Post subject:
Oh fuck you Neon. You need to stop showing that goddamn picture!!! *shudders* Fucking spiders Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 21:08    Post subject:
just picture it crawling on your face.. mmmm Very Happy

the feeling of all its legs :DDDDD
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Nov 2009 23:26    Post subject:
some pretty spiders to ease the arachnophobic minds









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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 00:14    Post subject:
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Awwww what a cutie <3
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 00:29    Post subject:
I can't stand spiders anymore after watching that movie.

When I was a kid I was watching it in the dark on VHS (yes that long ago) and saw something moving across the back rest part of the couch, turned the light on and was this disgusting black spider hauling ass at me.

Needless to say I ended it with the most righteous and brutal way I could, with the nearest blunt fucking object. Since then I've had a disgust of spiders.

The state I live in has the brown relcuse hiding around in dark spots.

http://leisureguy.wordpress.com/2008/12/17/beware-the-brown-recluse-spider/




Nasty little fuckers. A temp I was training at this shophouse some time ago dropped a bolt he was going to use and it ended up under some shelving (I'd never reach into a dark spot like that, im a pussy) and thought he caught his thumb on a nail. Didn't think anything of it as it was just a ouchy poke but his thumb started swelling over a couple days, he thought it just got infected by the dirty nail, soon it got worse and worse to where he didn't show up for work, found out he got bit by one of these fuckers and ended up having to have his thumb amputated.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 01:18    Post subject:
What about having a huge spider on your shoulder 24/7 ?

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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 11:08    Post subject:
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just now found the fucking queen... blech... BLECH... still got the fucking shivers, UGHHH god damn little bastards.

went kayaking today... came back home... dunno exactly where it happened, but i was walking back towards the garage when i felt something tickle my neck... felt down low to where the neck of my tshirt was, but i couldnt feel the tag sticking out... felt a little higher, and could feel something solid on the back of my neck... grabbed it and threw it on the ground... FUCKING SPIDER.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 11:16    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
What about having a huge spider on your shoulder 24/7 ?

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think its a bad move to get laid
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 15:28    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
ixigia wrote:
What about having a huge spider on your shoulder 24/7 ?

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think its a bad move to get laid


well, unless he's the one getting fucked from behind....


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 16:04    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just now found the fucking queen... blech... BLECH... still got the fucking shivers, UGHHH god damn little bastards.

went kayaking today... came back home... dunno exactly where it happened, but i was walking back towards the garage when i felt something tickle my neck... felt down low to where the neck of my tshirt was, but i couldnt feel the tag sticking out... felt a little higher, and could feel something solid on the back of my neck... grabbed it and threw it on the ground... FUCKING SPIDER.


Laughing

How big was it?
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 16:20    Post subject:
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Cool Face

What a nice family !

They look so happy !
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 17:48    Post subject:
Must be hard for her to raise the kids herself.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 17:53    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Must be hard for her to raise the kids herself.


It's damn hard, but it's all her fault...

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/09/080910165846.htm

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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 17:58    Post subject:
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Must be hard for her to raise the kids herself.


Naw, she's on Welfare Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 18:01    Post subject:
Where can you find spiders that big?
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 18:09    Post subject:
Check Spidey's(Cool Face) post. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 18:48    Post subject:
Razacka2 wrote:
Where can you find spiders that big?


I reckon in pet shops. You should get that Goliath birdeater spider. It looks wicked Very Happy

Or Mexican redknee tarantula


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Nov 2009 23:56    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Razacka2 wrote:
Where can you find spiders that big?


I reckon in pet shops. You should get that Goliath birdeater spider. It looks wicked Very Happy

Or Mexican redknee tarantula


They aren't as big as that one with all her children Very Happy

Does anyone happend to know what kind of spider that is? the big one with all the kids Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Nov 2009 00:49    Post subject:
i wonder which is the biggest spider every catched


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Nov 2009 00:56    Post subject:
Probably a camel-spider... those monsters can GROW >_<

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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Nov 2009 01:01    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
i wonder which is the biggest spider every catched

Technically, the Goliath Birdeater
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_birdeater

but yeah, camel spiders are damn huge too
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