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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 02:36    Post subject: Fuck you.
I punched a fucking faggot real hard in the face today because he said my girlfriend's got a flat chest, I punched him real hard and then said, " it's a B cup, you jealous faggot"
it's funny because this "relationship" isn't really that serious, still in early age even tho we've fucked multiple times, she'll probably dump me soon so I better make the best of it.

God damn.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 02:45    Post subject:
B-cup? Jeez, she really HAS go.............. just messing mate Wink
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 02:56    Post subject:
not to brag but my misses has 32 EE. Big difference Very Happy


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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 02:56    Post subject:
Small titties are the best.
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helvete




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 03:00    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Small titties are the best.

Hallelujah brother!


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Vassago




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 03:00    Post subject:
B-cups are flat, C85 rocks.


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 03:02    Post subject:
My wife has 34DD ... epic perfect boobies ^_^
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 06:41    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
My wife has 34DD ... epic perfect boobies ^_^


Likewise with my GF Cool
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 07:15    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
inz wrote:
Small titties are the best.

Hallelujah brother!

lol noobs

You know when tits are big when you realize your two hands aren't enough to grope evreything.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 10:02    Post subject:
big tits and a 30 BMI does not count as bit tits!!!
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 14:02    Post subject:
think my mrs is an F or something. big nevertheless
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 17:04    Post subject:
I had a girlfriend some years back that had FF cups...that's the biggest I've ever seen D: ..in real life of course. I loved it.


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Vikerness




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 18:43    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
helvete wrote:
inz wrote:
Small titties are the best.

Hallelujah brother!

lol noobs

You know when tits are big when you realize your two hands aren't enough to grope evreything.

No no no you got it all wrong. You know when tits are small when you realize your two hands CAN grope everything. There's no such things as big tits.


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 18:48    Post subject:
I've always been unlucky from this "point of view", but some of them compensated it with a finer ass quality Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Oct 2009 20:47    Post subject: Re: Fuck you.
FireMaster wrote:
I punched a fucking faggot real hard in the face today because he said my girlfriend's got a flat chest, I punched him real hard and then said, " it's a B cup, you jealous faggot"
it's funny because this "relationship" isn't really that serious, still in early age even tho we've fucked multiple times, she'll probably dump me soon so I better make the best of it.

God damn.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 02:32    Post subject:
A B-cup is adequate... Very Happy


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 02:39    Post subject:
morans don't know that my gf is one of the hottest chicks I've seen, and she'll probably dump be for some other rich guy soon, that's why I'm making the most of it
hell i'm a giant tits fan myself but this one has many other qualities that make up for it
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 02:41    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Small titties are the best.


ah spear me inz, wearing a bra doesn't mean you have breasts ffs I keep telling you that!!!
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 08:45    Post subject:


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 08:54    Post subject:
pics or I'm not fapping


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 13:59    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
ah spear me inz

oh, i'll spear you, if he won't..


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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 14:23    Post subject:


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 14:28    Post subject:
You're not gonna kill me? ah fuck.
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 14:30    Post subject:


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 15:52    Post subject:
you could do it Se7en style.. should do the trick.


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 16:49    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
inz wrote:
Small titties are the best.

Hallelujah brother!

++++ Very Happy
They must be handfit!

Nevertheless:
 Spoiler:
 


Sady I never had the chance to grapple women tits... Sad
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 17:02    Post subject:


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inz




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 17:28    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:

i haven't seen 7




Go get it. Now.

@FireMaster:

Ok, let me just get my Vlad Tepes costume and then we can play "Impale the Heathen Invader" again. Twisted Evil
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 18:44    Post subject:


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inz




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2009 18:53    Post subject:
Bah watching the ending first is cheating.
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