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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 15:27    Post subject: female orgasm uhhh
http://www.videojug.com/interview/the-female-orgasm-2

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todd72173




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:03    Post subject:
Thought they'll be some demo's. Boring..

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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:11    Post subject:
'What is a female orgasm?'

'Orgasm is, really a reflex rea........'

I stopped caring there.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:21    Post subject:
Near the end there's an interesting trivia :
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FYI : In ancient Greece doctors treated women with "hysteria" by giving them orgasms with "medical massage"

lmao !

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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:32    Post subject:
First of all: Female orgams? There is no such thing!
There, I said it. Somebody needed to do it anyway.
I stopped watching at about 1 minute
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Most women need about 20 minutes of clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm.

Well, either I was looking and the girls I had sex with weren't "most women" or I am doing something very right.
Since I don't think I'm that much a genius in bad I call bullshit already Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:45    Post subject:
Reklis you nub, they're faking it to not make you feel worthless. Most women do indeed need some time, 20 minutes sounds about right.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:54    Post subject:
maybe if she was wasnt horny
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:55    Post subject:
Hormoned-crazed slutty 18yo are an exception !
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:57    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
maybe if she was wasnt horny

woman not horny = no sex Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 22:59    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
maybe if she was wasnt horny

woman not horny = no sex Razz

Only for poor people !
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 23:10    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
bushwacka wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
maybe if she was wasnt horny

woman not horny = no sex Razz

Only for poor people !


Well, if you're used to pay for sex, yes those women do indeed fake it, if they even bother at all.
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Most women do indeed need some time, 20 minutes sounds about right.

Apparently, if you don't kow what you're doing, I guess Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 23:11    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Reklis you nub, they're faking it to not make you feel worthless. Most women do indeed need some time, 20 minutes sounds about right.
indeed.

i usually have alot of foreplay with my wife before hand then she will beg me to penetrate when shes about ready Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Oct 2009 23:17    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Reklis you nub, they're faking it to not make you feel worthless. Most women do indeed need some time, 20 minutes sounds about right.
indeed.

i usually have alot of foreplay with my wife before hand then she will beg me to penetrate when shes about ready Very Happy


That could as well, be interpreted as "get it over with, I'm bored to hell but I want to at least have some fun..."
I'm not coming in here telling you how to have sex, all I ask that you don't tell me what to do Wink
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 00:06    Post subject:
then again Reklis you are telling others how good you are

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 00:09    Post subject:
no, he's saying how weak his encounters were Razz

some cheeks do take longer than 2 minutes to satisfy, i knew one who could come 5 times (very loud) in 10 minutes, rather annoying really
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 10:25    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
no, he's saying how weak his encounters were Razz

some cheeks do take longer than 2 minutes to satisfy, i knew one who could come 5 times (very loud) in 10 minutes, rather annoying really


Annoying? Well I guess it could be. But then again making a girl orgasm makes it even more fun for me.

And I don't wanna boast, that's Syco's territory around here ;D
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 22:53    Post subject:
Where is Syco btw?

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 23:26    Post subject:
he probably got lost in the vage or something
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 23:28    Post subject:
Somebody better make a thread in the general section asking where he went ^^
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 23:28    Post subject:
bringiton wrote:
Where is Syco btw?

He can't post now, he's getting gangbanged by a group of cheerleaders he met on a trip to California 3 years ago. Those girls are wild, let me tell you, they would ... blah ...blah ...

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... and that's how syco rolls around these parts.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Oct 2009 23:31    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
bringiton wrote:
Where is Syco btw?

He can't post now, he's getting gangbanged by a group of cheerleaders he met on a trip to California 3 years ago. Those girls are wild, let me tell you, they would ... blah ...blah ...

WALL OF MOTHERFUCKING TEXT GOES HERE

... and that's how syco rolls around these parts.




I nominate this the post of the week.
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