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Esel_Gesi
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Posted: Sat, 17th Oct 2009 05:09 Post subject: Sex Excuse Bingo	Quick Quote Quote

I saw this one on Digg just now. Fill in the board. Discuss.

Newty182

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Posted: Sat, 17th Oct 2009 06:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

And not one of them a good enough reason to not fuck.. Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sat, 17th Oct 2009 13:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The "Im allergic to latex" kinda rings a bell. Not me tho.

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GeordieRacer

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Posted: Sat, 17th Oct 2009 13:22 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

The "Im allergic to latex" kinda rings a bell. Not me tho.

Was it him Smile

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Posted: Sat, 17th Oct 2009 13:54 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Esel_Gesi
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Posted: Sat, 17th Oct 2009 16:32 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

The "Im allergic to latex" kinda rings a bell. Not me tho.

Haha. That's an awful excuse for a guy. I hope your response to that was "too fucking bad"

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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 02:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

my wife goes out for a night out with friends , ill watch the kids she will come back say shes to drunk when i try for sex and then she will wonder why i get pissed off last 3-5 times shes been on a night out shes done it , pisses me off so much because its great when shes fairly drunk (we do still have sex quite often though)

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PumpAction
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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 03:18 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

.. as long as she says that to the other guys too, there shouldn't be a problem => NFOrce GIF plugin <= - Ryzen 3800X, 16GB DDR4-3200, Sapphire 5700XT Pulse

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zipfero

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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 04:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

She's probably just tired from the all the blowing she did in town. 8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!

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VGAdeadcafe

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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 04:45 Post subject:

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She's probably just tired from the all the blowing she did in town.

Cool Face

Dude, show some respect, it's the guy's wife. And she's a really good person. Really good.

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zipfero

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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 04:49 Post subject:

VGAdeadcafe wrote:

zipfero wrote:

She's probably just tired from the all the blowing she did in town.

Cool Face

Dude, show some respect, it's the guy's wife. And she's a really good person. Really good.

Respect? ...really? If he was ever to take my statement personal and be insulted he should seriously put his relationship to this forum under scrutiny. And so should you from the looks of things Very Happy

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VGAdeadcafe

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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 05:01 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I was being sarcastic !! "Really good" Get it ? "Really good" ? Goddamit ! I should've used the ultrasarcastic lord of smilies --> EDIT: Ok, sarcastic isn't the right word, but you know what I mean.

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zipfero

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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 05:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I fell in with both legs I suppose, its 5 am here and I should be sleeping ;D 8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 05:08 Post subject:

zipfero wrote:

I fell in with both legs I suppose, its 5 am here and I should be sleeping ;D

that loose?

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