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NuclearShadow
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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 03:19 Post subject: Trolling.	Quick Quote Quote

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 13/f/florida You: you? Stranger: 12/f/usa You: cool Stranger: name? You: Eva You: you? Stranger: Gabby You: Do you like Hannah Montana? Stranger: sorta Stranger: yes nd no You: ok You: Her borther in the show is cute though huh? You: brother* Stranger: i think mitchel musso is cuter You: hes pretty cute too Stranger: have u heard of justin bieber? You: yeah You: but hes not as good looking Stranger: i think he is You: You ever do anything with boy yet? Stranger: what? You: like kiss Stranger: no Stranger: im not even allowed to date yet You: I have at a school dance Stranger: well ur like 3 years older than me You: I'm only 13 Stranger: o You: you said your 12 Stranger: yah Stranger: im allowed to date next year so You: cool Stranger: but there r a bunch of guys that like me Stranger: so You: Pick the cutest one Stranger: No Stranger: pick the one with the best personality You: lol You: worry about that later You: bragging rights is what matters right now Stranger: not to me You: Its not like we are going to marry anytime soon Stranger: ik Stranger: but still Stranger: why waste your time with boys that are idiots and have no character You: Because idiots buy things for you. You: I got this one guy to spend his birthday money on me to get me a cute necklace for $40 Stranger: I would rather have one good relationship with a boy than 1,000 with boys that are idiots but cute You: Trust me all the boys want the same things You: go for the stupid ones that you can use to get what you want. Stranger: no Stranger: I want good relationships Stranger: with good guys Stranger: with character Stranger: and good grades Stranger: and good personality You: So you want a nerd? Stranger: no Stranger: i want a genuinely good guy You: they don't exist. Stranger: Yes they do Stranger: its all about looking for them and knowing where to look Stranger: "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. Therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." Stranger: ~William Shakespear "A Midsummer NIght's Dream" You: look You: we want guys a little more mature right? You: so we date a grade or two above You: what do you think a 15 year old will want from you? Stranger: i dont know You: He wants naughty things You: they all do You: make them thing they will get those things and don't give while getting things from them. Stranger: not the boys i know You: think* Stranger: they want an to build an actual relationship You: and how old are these boys? Stranger: 12, 13 You: that will all change Stranger: and they are mature Stranger: not these boys Stranger: I've known them since pre school You: I thought the same thing about one boy Stranger: There's always the exception that makes the rule You: after the dance he took me to his house and expected very bad stuff Stranger: Problem #1 Stranger: You don't go to someone's house without adult supervision Stranger: as childish as that seems You: nothing happened Stranger: ik Stranger: but he expected things to You: Hes a boy You: its what they do Stranger: not all boys You: maybe when they are much older You: but yeah all boys Stranger: not all boys You: You will see. Stranger: i dont think my church friends will be that bad You: oh come on now You: When we go to church we act different You: when we get home we are who we are Stranger: i know these kids inside and outside church Stranger: if what u r telling me is true ill find out eventually You: You will You: Have any older siblings? You: Just ask them Stranger: my older BROTHER Stranger: says not all boys are like that You: of course he won't say that cause hes a boy Stranger: I asked my best friend's older sis Stranger: she says not all boys are like that You: denial Stranger: I'm not saying there aren't boys that ARE like that You: Take what you can from the boys and give them nothing. Stranger: Im just saying there are boys that ARENT You: The boys that aren't intrested in you in that way You: are you know liking other boyd You: boys Stranger: just becasue they arent like that doesnt mean they are gay You: I call a duck a duck Stranger: I don't agree with you Stranger: I admit some of my friends are changing for the worse Stranger: (my friends that are boys) Stranger: but there are some that arent You: its only a matter of time Stranger: if you focus on the negative there wont be any positive You: but there is a postive You: get things from them and give nothing Stranger: OMG Stranger: I would rather have fewer bfs Stranger: boyfriends Stranger: that i had better relationships with Stranger: than more boyfriends Stranger: that were pervs and idiots You: and end up with nothing and alone? Stranger: im not going to Stranger: i will find someone perfect You: lol You: you watch to many disney happy endings Stranger: no Stranger: i believe in a happy futture if you make it happen Stranger: ur a pessimist Stranger: thats the problem You: I'm a oppertunist You: I'm the one who will marry a rich boy someday and have everything I want You: you will be the old cat lady Stranger: and be MISRABLE Stranger: no Stranger: u will be misrable You: How could I be? Stranger: famous people Stranger: and people that have everything they want are always misrible Stranger: misrable You: There is always something I want You: besides who says I have to stick with him? Just dicorce him and take half his money You: I could be with whomeever I please then Stranger: wow You: divorce* Stranger: ur gonna be one of those ladies Stranger: that goes around Stranger: having sex Stranger: never satisfied Stranger: with what you have Stranger: marrying Stranger: divorcing Stranger: marrying Stranger: divorcing You: Divorcing only if need be You: if I meet a acceptable guy then maybe I would stay with him Stranger: divorcing after ur husband finds out ur having an affair You: if i find the need to cheat on him You: obviously he wasn't good enough to begin with You: I would be doing myself and him a favor Stranger: sure Stranger: Stranger: ur gonna be one of those cougars Stranger: vampire brides You: and you will be alone endlessly searching for that perfect boy Stranger: no Stranger: i trust God has someone special picked out for me You: you will haunt the place you die at still searching for someone to love you Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: U r so wrong You: and I trust God to give me whats best for me You: God made boys stupid so we can use them Stranger: No Stranger: he made humans in his image Stranger: its the way people think that messes that up You: Eve convinced Adam to eat the fruit. You: We convince them to do things for us You: its that simple You: God clearly gave us the ability to trick boys You: He made boys dumb Stranger: no Stranger: Adam accepted the fruit Stranger: Boys are just as smart as girls You: Boys live for sex girls live to induldge in life Stranger: not You: We actaully live Stranger: true You: they just want sex Stranger: NOT TRUE Stranger: NOT TRUE You: Face it God made us this way You: Thats why Eve ate the apple You: thats why dumb ol Adam did so with Eve telling him to Stranger: Ur stupid You: Think about it You: picture a arguement between your mother and father You: who really wins all of them? You: Your mother You: doesn't matter if shes right or wrong You: the boys are dumb and always give in You: always Stranger: no Stranger: not true Stranger: my parent comprimise Stranger: parents You: Then your mother is foolish You: She can have everything her way Stranger: no Stranger: My mother is a wonderful wife to my father You: because your father will not do anything to risk sex Stranger: not true You: your a living example of it Stranger: not true Stranger: ur an idiot You: God made man in his image You: and then made woman after You: therefor we are the upgrade Stranger: no You: God>Women>Men Stranger: NO Stranger: God made women as a companion to men You: companions wish to do everything together You: women do everything You: men just do one thing You: companions? they aren't even compitable. You: We indugle. They just want one thing. You: We enjoy everything God gave us. You: We appericate it You: We are better. Stranger: YOU ARE SO WRONG Stranger: U R GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN U GROW UP You: I'm going to be a divorced or a widow You: but never a slut You: maybe you however trying to get everyone to love you Stranger: ur wrong You: You can either be in the front seat riding shotgun with God You: or you can be in the backseat alone You: your choice. Stranger: ur wrong Stranger: udont understand God Stranger: obviously You: I understand God You: He showed me the way You: think about it all the bible verses that are anti-women are perfect You: let the men think they are in control You: while we really rule over them You: God is brillant. Stranger: not true Stranger: we dont rule over them Stranger: God rules over all of us You: Your father is at the complete mercy of your mother You: she can take everything away from him Stranger: not true Stranger: not true You: the home, money, even you. You: Shes in control You: right under God who is above all Stranger: not true Stranger: my dad works Stranger: my mom works for my dad You: and at a snap of a finger You: your mother gets all You: and your father loses it Stranger: no Stranger: not true Stranger: u dont know my family You: and you don't know God's plan. Stranger: neither do u You: he showed me mine You: a joyful life You: heaven on Earth and heaven after Earth You: all at the expense of our servants men Stranger: no Stranger: U dont know God's plans for u Stranger: thats why u have to trust him Stranger: when u dont know whats going to happen next You: I do trust him You: your right I don't but I have a idea You: and God's plans never fail Stranger: thats true Stranger: but u have no idea where God's plans are going to lead u You: To happiness what else? You: He wants us to be happy You: He loves us You: So we should be happy. Stranger: but if ur doing everything right ur not always going to be happy You: So you admit I am right. Stranger: in sometimes Stranger: somethings You: Face it men are just stepping stones to be used You: Heck I doubt they even have souls somtimes. Stranger: Ur either in a storm, coming out of a storm, or going into a storm Stranger: NOT TRUE Stranger: Thats where u are way wrong You: Your right we will need servants in heaven You: how foolish of me You: of course they have souls. Stranger: exactly Stranger: im sick of your sexist crap Stranger: goodbye You: Goodbye You: grrrrl powa! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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WhiteBarbarian

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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 03:45 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

NuclearShadow, that was pure evil of you

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dingo_d
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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 08:36 Post subject:

Crushing little chatolic girl's dreams Laughing

Interesting to see that all those brain-washed dumbass believers actually think like a 12-yr old girls Laughing

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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FusionDexterity

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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 08:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Why would any one read this post I got bored after 4 seconds. Trolling is such a waste of time, I pity the fools that do it. NuclearShadow why dont you drop a nuclear bomb over an ants nest it would be far more entertaining.

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sabin1981
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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 12:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

That was awesome, Shadow! That girl is going to grow up all bitter and crushed, you're evil. I like you.

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Yondaime
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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 14:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Newty182

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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 14:42 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Looks like someone has some grooming skills Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms

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Stormwolf

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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 14:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

when talking about god i really wanted to shoot you both

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Yondaime
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Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 14:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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FusionDexterity

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Posted: Sun, 11th Oct 2009 07:58 Post subject:

Yondaime wrote:

FusionDexterity wrote:

Why would any one read this post I got bored after 4 seconds. Trolling is such a waste of time, I pity the fools that do it.

NuclearShadow why dont you drop a nuclear bomb over an ants nest it would be far more entertaining.

I take it you're the girl Nuclear trolled. Razz

Do you really think a girl would nickname herself FusionDexterity get real Ha ha. Twisted Evil

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