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Rage




Posts: 2757
PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2009 08:25    Post subject: Spambots
So i wake up this morning with some offline message from a random individual. Cool Face

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Yep, spam bots have invaded Yahoo. >_>
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tainted4ever
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Posts: 11336
PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2009 08:58    Post subject:
Best part is I think that stuff's legal in the US.

Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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FireMaster




Posts: 13500
Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2009 09:07    Post subject:
Spambots have been all over yahoo as far as I can remember
I haven't used yahoo messenger or anything yahoo messenger in a VERY long time, many many years
shit just sucks
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Shevchenko




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Location: Location Location
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2009 01:34    Post subject:
Rage: hang on a sec ill put on my robe and wizard hat.

i lol'd here.

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Ispep
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2009 01:42    Post subject:
Hilarious. I can practically see your facial reactions with each sentence Laughing

Trouble is I can also see how people less experienced with the interwebs are fooled by this shit Sad
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Cohen




Posts: 7155
Location: Rapture
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2009 01:57    Post subject:
fucking LOL.

You know they are getting more realistic with their responses and clever scripted responses. A guy I used to work for had a huuuuuge company that used this kind of thing to advertise sex toys. You wouldn't believe how many people would fall for it. Laughing

troll detected by SiN
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pistolshrimp
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Posts: 11007
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2009 19:28    Post subject:
xTerro

Love your responses.
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_zet




Posts: 130
PostPosted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 00:17    Post subject:
lol that bot has more believability - the MSN one's suck 1/10 for effort. As my MSN add is old and I signed up to alot of sites I think I'm on alot of spam lists : <
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Rage




Posts: 2757
PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jun 2010 21:42    Post subject:
Necro, yes, i'm sorry.

Got another one few minutes ago:


ellestout8715: Hello there.. My name is Gina.. Got ur ID through Yahoo Directory
Rage: ah you're one of those spam bots
Rage: oke, go ahead with the lyrics.
ellestout8715: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
Rage: well, im from YOURFACE
ellestout8715: Nice Im 24 years old i'm going to school in California.. Can i ask you a question?
Rage: guessing you wanna cam me now?
Rage: sure, bring on the cam.
ellestout8715: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
ellestout8715: so yea i'm lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?
Rage: do you like flying body parts? cause i can do that.
Rage: yeah i bury bitches in the backyard
ellestout8715: ok but i have no pictures on my computer.. but i have a video camera connected
Rage: THERE WE GO
Rage: CAM
ellestout8715: ok let me set up my camera for you baby i hope your ready for some booty shots..
Rage: now on with the free pass
Rage: hit me
ellestout8715: lol ok goto http://tinyedited and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click join at the top of the webpage.
Rage: dont worry about the fee
Rage: right?
ellestout8715: Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
ellestout8715: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
ellestout8715: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Rage: i like blood red
Rage: your blood
ellestout8715: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register
Rage: oke im bored
ellestout8715: Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Rage: reaaaally
ellestout8715: I have another site you can try to get in... Its http://shoedited just click the accept button on the page baby! before time runs out
ellestout8715: Lookin for a good guy

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swingman




Posts: 3602
PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jun 2010 22:06    Post subject:
OMG! That one would easily pass the Turing test! Smug
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Rage




Posts: 2757
PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 01:52    Post subject:
And time for yet another necro.

Rage: salut?
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: when was the last time you had sex?
Rage: last night, with your mother.
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: i fuck myself.. all the time online lol
Rage: i fuck your mother all the time too, live.
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: lets play dirty on webcam do you have one?
Rage: no, but your mother has one
Rage: she's real nasty, that one.
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: here let me show you my cam. lol.. youll get to see every inch of me
Rage: every.. inch?..
Rage: faggot
Rage: your mom around?
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: k i only use http://bi********?c1=my&c2=1&c3=all its free. once you try it out you'll see why i prefer itjust click accept invite it will expire in 5 minutes, its on the left
Rage: yeah, ill get right on that
Rage: hold your breath, please, i'm going to put on my robe and wizard hat.
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Rage: *wink wink*
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic
Rage: daaaaaamn you ugly
Rage: you look like something i pooped out last night.
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: ok i have to get off MSN for this to work so talk to me there
Rage: no thanks.
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: once your in my chatroom talk dirty about what you want me to do for you and ill know its you
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com is typing...
lapipu_2005@hotmail.com: you gotta send me some fake "gold" in there too, it shows im loyal to you if you do it
Rage: i want to cut off your face and wear it as a mask
Rage: what?
Rage: did i scare you?
Rage: hello?
Rage: *sad face*
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boysetsfire




Posts: 1852
Location: Antwerp, belgium
PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 01:56    Post subject:
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sabin1981
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Posts: 87805
PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 12:43    Post subject:
Quote:

Rage: i want to cut off your face and wear it as a mask
Rage: what?
Rage: did i scare you?
Rage: hello?
Rage: *sad face*


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Sin317
Banned



Posts: 24322
Location: Geneva
PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 13:10    Post subject:
Quote:
dont

worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges



ok, if you say so ^^
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