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 Posted: Fri, 11th Sep 2009 19:18 Post subject: She has a pair of bollocks |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athletics/8249948.stm
and we're going to war boys!!
If Hollywood get a hold of this it'll be another film in the Zulu series
And some flying round work today.......
Officials at the Athletics World Championships in Berlin have launched an investigation after female competitors complained that someone had been repeatedly leaving the toilet seat up after having a piss. I wonder who it is?!?
We all know Dwain Chambers is a drugs cheat, but entering the womens 800 meters is over stepping the mark!
What does Caster Semenya and the Australian cricket team have in common?
Both were found lacking when it came to the crease.
What's the difference between Chelsea and Caster Semenya?
Chelsea's just got the one Ballack.
A black, cross dressing, man wins a race in Berlin.
Hitler must be turning in his grave.
New World 800m champion Caster Semenya has been asked to take a gender test...........come on why are they picking on him Venus Williams has been getting away with it for years!
Caster Semenya has got some balls.... I think I will leave it there!
I opened a bag of sugar this morning and a big pair of black hairy bollocks rolled out.
I'm not buying Caster sugar again.
Controversial world champion athlete Caster Semenya has arrived home in South Africa to a rapturous welcome.
The crowd gave her a big hand. Presumably she needed it to hold her cock.
Caster Semenya: I thought he would have been disqualified after the semi!
I hear they are now doing gender tests on many sportspeople.
I bet Serena Williams is shitting himself.
I feel so sorry for Caster Semenya. How awful, to have the whole world questioning your gender. Poor bloke.
Caster Semenya...
It's amazing how far some black guys will go to get a big shiny gold coin...
How long before the advertising people at Gillette announce that Caster Semenya has replaced Thieri Henry for their Mach 3 range of razors?
Caster Semenya has been chosen as the new face of Lucozade Sport. However, the bottle has had to have a caution added, as it may contain traces of nuts...
Hollywood producers are in discussions to make a film about the life of South African runner Caster Semenya, Wesley Snipes has already agreed to play the lead role.
The mother of Caster Semenya, the new 800m women's world champion, has expressed her disgust that her daughter has had to undergo a gender test.
She said in a statement, "For my lovely daughter, these allegations have been a real kick in the bollocks."
I was out on the town a couple of weeks ago and met this amazing girl in a club she was young and very athletic. We got talking and hit it off right away she knew loads about football and cars and things were going great. I thought I better make the most of this night and invited her back to my home. We had wild sex all night she was fantastic, strong and controlling and she had no problems with anal either, I couldn't believe my luck. I was sad when she told me she had to leave so soon after we had just met but she said she was competing in some big competition in Germa....oh....fuck!
I just seen on the news a bunch of women chased some black guy for 800m. But none of them fast enough to get their purses back.
Caster Semenya has broken another record today!
Guinness have confirmed she has a 12" clit - the biggest in the world.
Just heard that Caster Semenya has failed her urine test.
She couldn`t get her Dick in the bottle.
What's the deal with people wanting to represent other countries?
Paul Nicol switches from Scotland to England for Squash
Greg Rusedski switches from Canada to Britain for tennis.
Now Dizzee Rascal is running for the South African womens track team!
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 00:30 Post subject: |
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Too drunk to read.. but hell, that is a man!
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 00:36 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 01:05 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 01:13 Post subject: |
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WOW! she still looks like a man.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 01:17 Post subject: |
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It's not a man. It's a hermaphrodite. Read somewhere sport medics recently had proved it had both male and female reproductive organs.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 01:19 Post subject: |
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She/he/it looks like a man though. Yeah, something like she has testicles inside her body, she has been advised that she needs to have them operated on as it's a dangerous condition to have, apparently.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 02:16 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 09:51 Post subject: |
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I don't know what the fuss is all about, ok she/he won a medal on world athlete championship, but you have Tilda Swinton who is the embodiment of androgenity. You have Annie Lennox, which isn't that far also...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 13:12 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | I don't know what the fuss is all about, ok she/he won a medal on world athlete championship, but you have Tilda Swinton who is the embodiment of androgenity. You have Annie Lennox, which isn't that far also... |
Neither of those two is getting an unfair advantage in their field.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 13:49 Post subject: |
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Well Tilda Swinton gets a lot of attention because of her looks, and in her line of work it's considered a plus...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | Well Tilda Swinton gets a lot of attention because of her looks, and in her line of work it's considered a plus... |
Please.
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| Yondaime wrote: | | Newty182 wrote: | You masturbated over her and now feel ashamed?  |
Even if JLC is a hermaphrodite, she still looks like a Woman.  |
You'd take him, wouldn't you?  |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 14:47 Post subject: |
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well if it looks legit, hell yeah
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not a him either 
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 16:11 Post subject: |
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| iNatan wrote: | | not a him either |
It is a him. |
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 17:54 Post subject: |
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Pfft that's no proper answer, it was one of those "If you had to pick one..." questions.
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| PumpAction wrote: |
 Spoiler: | and leo, just because of his soft skin |
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| Spoiler: | That's only as long as he is good and puts the lotion on the skin. Otherwise he will get the hose again and it'll get all wrinkly. |
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