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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 12:19 Post subject: Morning wood
So, what are Your ways of dealing with this stick of shit? I was so piss ed when I watered my bathroom wall today. Any ideas that don't involve deforming my dick?
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Neon
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 12:24 Post subject:
Um, wait till it gets flaccid? It's not like you can't hold your piss for a minute or two.
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 12:25 Post subject:
I do a handstand and then piss.
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Ankh
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 12:25 Post subject:
Devi-Lee wrote: I do a handstand and then piss.
+1 shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 12:27 Post subject:
Quote: Um, wait till it gets flaccid? It's not like you can't hold your piss for a minute or two.
Sometimes I can't indeed. sabin1981 wrote: Fuck you troll. Fuck you and your entire aids-infested family. Get cancer and die. Slowly.
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Neon
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 12:28 Post subject:
Oh well, then Devi-Lee wrote: do a handstand and then piss.
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 12:32 Post subject:
I piss sitting down and try to wedge my dick under the rim.
Works fine but you need to wash your dick afterwards.
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 13:11 Post subject:
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 13:19 Post subject:
dezztroy wrote: Fap, then piss.
Or
cirithungol wrote: I piss sitting down and try to wedge my dick under the rim.
Works fine but you need to wash your dick afterwards.
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LeoNatan
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 13:32 Post subject:
First I try Neon25 wrote: wait till it gets flaccid
but If I cant, cirithungol wrote: I piss sitting down and try to wedge my dick under the rim.
Works fine but you need to wash your dick afterwards.
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 13:39 Post subject:
print out a goatse pic. Quote: PC awesome button = Uninstall!
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 14:07 Post subject:
just pss while showering...
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Hierofan
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 14:21 Post subject:
AwE wrote: just pss while showering...
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while not piss in the sink while you're atit ?.. washing dishes or cleaning your face then taking a leak .. sounds pratical , no?
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nouseforaname
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 15:54 Post subject:
pissing in the shower and pissing in the sink are two different things. asus z170-A || core i5-6600K || geforce gtx 970 4gb || 16gb ddr4 ram || win10 || 1080p led samsung 27"
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 16:01 Post subject:
put a toilet on the ceiling and piss in that
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 16:01 Post subject:
i learned this from the movie bubble boy, but reciting our national anthem (not that I give two shits about it) makes it go down.
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 16:13 Post subject: Do blowjob and pee in ass!
Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 20:46 Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote: Have morning sex then take a piss.
That's my solution right there.
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deelix
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zipfero
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 23:04 Post subject:
It's far worse if you fall asleep. Next day when it glues your urethra together you'll be lucky to hit the floor when pissing. More likely it will be all the walls around the toilet.
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Horrordee
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Posted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 23:30 Post subject:
Anthirs wrote: Devi-Lee wrote: I do a handstand and then piss.
+1
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