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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 22:56    Post subject: IT IS important to have EXTRAORDINARILY GIGANTIC cock
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Selena, 36, said: "We have been married for twelve years and I never knew the truth until you contacted me and we started to compare notes with a few friends. I'd always thought six inches was pretty normal until I measured my husband's penis! Now I know the truth I will never say ten inches is too big aga



CALL IT A JOKE SITE OR A SITE SELLING SHIT BUT YOU KNOW YOU FEEL LET DOWN BY THE SOCIETY


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 23:00    Post subject:
just for you

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 23:03    Post subject:
youre not helping at all, youre not contributing to this thread nothing

you should be providing some useful links and tips for penis enlargement for guys like epsilon


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 23:07    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
penis enlargement for guys like epsilon

some cases are a lost cause Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 23:24    Post subject:
"so the Doctor told you five inches is quite normal"

Laughing 7 is average


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 23:47    Post subject:
Who gives a fuck about penis size. How did it ever get to 'we need to have big dicks' it should be 'get what you're given bitch and be grateful'
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 23:50    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
Who gives a fuck about penis size.


Women. It is true though


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 00:04    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
Who gives a fuck about penis size. How did it ever get to 'we need to have big dicks' it should be 'get what you're given bitch and be grateful'


didnt you fucking read the link? women complain smaller cocks wont give them enough penetration. gotta feel that monstrous pressure


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 00:31    Post subject:
Well too bad penis enlargement is bullshit ^^

I always seem to forget that every woman, deep down inside, wants to be mounted by a horse on a daily basis.
Has anybody ever (except guys with an unusual small penis and guys in US talk shows) been dumped because his shlong wasn't long enough? O.o
I knew a guy once whose gf left him because she decided lesbian was the way to go but that's about it.
When a gal thinks your wiener is too small she ain't gonna stay with you, right?
And if a woman is only with you because of your giant dong then that's a slut, period.
point proven I think ^^
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 00:32    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
Well too bad penis enlargement is bullshit ^^

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epsilon
cannot be helped?
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 00:37    Post subject:
Apparently not (well, apart from surgery but I'm not sure how useful that is and how desperate one has to be for that Very Happy )
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 00:41    Post subject:
Yeah keep pushing epsilon infront to get usefull tips for penis enlargement, so that you can use them for yourself... !! >:O

But why do you even bother leo sweetheart? Your position in the relationship needs a soft and shaved ass more than a long cock Razz Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 00:47    Post subject:
i need no enlarge your pines

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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 00:59    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
i need no enlarge your pines

iNatan wrote:
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Cool


gross i don't even wanna know how epsilons butthole looks like Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 01:14    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
Well too bad penis enlargement is bullshit ^^

I always seem to forget that every woman, deep down inside, wants to be mounted by a horse on a daily basis.
Has anybody ever (except guys with an unusual small penis and guys in US talk shows) been dumped because his shlong wasn't long enough? O.o
I knew a guy once whose gf left him because she decided lesbian was the way to go but that's about it.
When a gal thinks your wiener is too small she ain't gonna stay with you, right?
And if a woman is only with you because of your giant dong then that's a slut, period.
point proven I think ^^


I knew that was gonna be the Lady Gaga clip.


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 01:25    Post subject:
yeah that woman has some real problems. the main problem is that young girls try to adopt her style.

in german televisions RTL II advertisment intro you can hear the part of one of her songs where she say "I wann take a ride on your disco stick". Yeah good way to force this sentence in the head of young people.

I don't know what their purpose is, but what is the profit from overly using sexual references in media? *ah fuck I couldn't write down what I meant to say*


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 01:27    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
*ah fuck I couldn't write down what I meant to say*


she's a useless whore who adds absolutely nothing to society? not to mention she's butt fucking ugly without makeup and wardrobe? and she's just an overall cunt? and she's just another example of how american's contribute to "culture"?


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 01:53    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
*ah fuck I couldn't write down what I meant to say*


she's a useless whore who adds absolutely nothing to society? not to mention she's butt fucking ugly without makeup and wardrobe? and she's just an overall cunt? and she's just another example of how american's contribute to "culture"?


plus, but that's obviously debateable, her music sucks? Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 01:56    Post subject:
exactly Smile

But still that is not what I meant to say Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 01:57    Post subject:
she's fucking ugly even with makeup and her dumb wigs

i dun know about u guys but there was a big rise in popularity of poker in my country its all over the tv... then the bitch makes a song about her ugly pokerface
and all the dumb cunts are buying it... mtv is so fucking useless
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 02:00    Post subject: Re: IT IS important to have EXTRAORDINARILY GIGANTIC cock
cnZ wrote:

CALL IT A JOKE SITE OR A SITE SELLING SHIT BUT YOU KNOW YOU FEEL LET DOWN BY THE SOCIETY

Well, I do not belong to the society from a long time, so it's not a problem anymore.
But the question is: are pussies bigger than before, or are pussies' brains smaller?

Reklis wrote:

plus, but that's obviously debateable, her music sucks? Smile

Oh man, a lot. (and it's not debateable Very Happy )
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 03:16    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
*ah fuck I couldn't write down what I meant to say*


she's a useless whore who adds absolutely nothing to society? not to mention she's butt fucking ugly without makeup and wardrobe? and she's just an overall cunt? and she's just another example of how american's contribute to "culture"?


plus, but that's obviously debateable, her music sucks? Smile


that's a fucking given but honestly, I don't think I've ever even listened to one of her shitty songs Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 05:33    Post subject:
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that's a fucking given but honestly, I don't think I've ever even listened to one of her shitty songs Smile


I was trying to be polite. As strange and stupid the asumption might be - there might be people out there who like her stuff. Gladly I haven't met such a person yet.
Oh and if you've never heard one of her songs, consider yourself lucky - like PumpAction said german television has her shit in the ads so there's hardly any getting around that
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 05:39    Post subject:
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nouseforaname wrote:


that's a fucking given but honestly, I don't think I've ever even listened to one of her shitty songs Smile


I was trying to be polite. As strange and stupid the asumption might be - there might be people out there who like her stuff. Gladly I haven't met such a person yet.
Oh and if you've never heard one of her songs, consider yourself lucky - like PumpAction said german television has her shit in the ads so there's hardly any getting around that


I went to a wedding the other month and they looked at me like I was from mars for not ever hearing of katy perry, who ever the fuck she is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katy_Perry

the best thing since I got rid of my car is no more radio stations and their bullshit


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 10:31    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
Reklis wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:


that's a fucking given but honestly, I don't think I've ever even listened to one of her shitty songs Smile


I was trying to be polite. As strange and stupid the asumption might be - there might be people out there who like her stuff. Gladly I haven't met such a person yet.
Oh and if you've never heard one of her songs, consider yourself lucky - like PumpAction said german television has her shit in the ads so there's hardly any getting around that


I went to a wedding the other month and they looked at me like I was from mars for not ever hearing of katy perry, who ever the fuck she is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katy_Perry

the best thing since I got rid of my car is no more radio stations and their bullshit
Her songs is one the radio all the time... you havent missed shit. Can't stand her.
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 10:36    Post subject:
youre speaking about gaga and katy perry

now let me tell you somethin boys:

technically flying off a tangent to hide your small cocks is considered reasonably dated and detectable


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 13:29    Post subject:
say all u want about Lady Gaga but pokerface and just dance are fucking catchy tunes

and they do well in clubs or crowded places in general Very Happy

the performance i saw here in sweden with her was pretty awesome, she brought a bigger crowd there than Bob Marley did

dont get me wrong im no into her or anything, just went there cuz few mates were bored
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 13:37    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:

the performance i saw here in sweden with her was pretty awesome, she brought a bigger crowd there than Bob Marley did

Another sign of an unrelenting decadent human society Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 14:48    Post subject:
this
JahLux wrote:

she brought a bigger crowd there than Bob Marley did
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