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Cohen




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 15:25    Post subject: no women on nfohump
you wanna know why there are no women on here besides pistolshrimp and the late Jenni?

- Timechange01 -

speaks for itself, needs no explanation, this guy is borderline Bundy troll

- The discussions about women in the bitching section

Seriously, at least 2 posts a week about getting owned by a girl and then 50 comments shit talking women Laughing

- Sexy Selections -

You go in there and there are pictures of shemales and walrus' with huge cocks Laughing need I say more?

- The board has AT LEAST 20 sociopaths / nutters

You know who they are. And you know the ring leader Laughing No woman come here to talk to these types of people, our discussions are usually fucked up and threads consist of all sorts of crazy shit. Venture into the void at your own risk.. Laughing

- The bad advice

No matter what the thread, someone always recommends the rape, butt fuck her or kill them all advice. And usually in a 100% serious fashion. Its quite perplexing and worrying.

I feel sorry for pistol, if not just for the sexy selections section, I would put money on her never EVER entering that section for fear of burned eyes for life from our shit Laughing

From the outside it scares me to think what women really think of our community here.. Because If I ventured as a lurker I would be put off from joining in a heartbeat by this place, Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 15:28    Post subject:
Like the late Bob Marley said: No woman on nforce no cry. He later changed this to just no woman no cry.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 15:29    Post subject:
Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 15:50    Post subject:
probably has something to do with this being an nfo site too but idk you guys


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 16:10    Post subject:
that girl of nouse where active for some time tho
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 17:00    Post subject:
I think Nfohump gives us a small insight into what society would be like if women didn't exist. *shudders* Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 17:23    Post subject: Re: no women on nfohump
wgem wrote:

- Sexy Selections -

You go in there and there are pictures of shemales and walrus' with huge cocks Laughing need I say more?

- The board has AT LEAST 20 sociopaths / nutters

You know who they are. And you know the ring leader Laughing No woman come here to talk to these types of people, our discussions are usually fucked up and threads consist of all sorts of crazy shit. Venture into the void at your own risk.. Laughing

- The bad advice

No matter what the thread, someone always recommends the rape, butt fuck her or kill them all advice. And usually in a 100% serious fashion. Its quite perplexing and worrying.

I feel sorry for pistol, if not just for the sexy selections section, I would put money on her never EVER entering that section for fear of burned eyes for life from our shit Laughing

From the outside it scares me to think what women really think of our community here.. Because If I ventured as a lurker I would be put off from joining in a heartbeat by this place, Laughing


So you're saying Nfohump is turning into 4chan just without the pictures? O.o
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 17:24    Post subject:
Don't feel sorry for me. This place is hillarious. Even sexy selections are pretty funny with amount of guys here who call some hawt chick a dog considering it is some chick they could NEVER get IRL AND wouldn't even know what to do with. Syco's comments about mud flaps are a blast.

Anyone who wouldn't join this site because of a few trolls, nonsense rape and buttfuck comments is faint of heart IMO. The internet has its own sense of humour and it isn't always proper.

I think women don't come here because they don't know about it, they usually don't game, they let the guys in there life come up with the computer fix its, they rent movies.

Some of the sits where I have seen a lot of women posting have to do with family stuff, peta, veggie sites. The posters there seem very ignorant. For example one women insisted Kosher meat was organic and cruelty-free. Nobody even questioned it even tho google is at your fingertips. Our posters would of been on something like flies on shit!
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 18:03    Post subject:
yeah my tanned beauty is right we need adds for the new Cook book Nfohump with 1000 recipes how to loose weight and a Food section
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 18:45    Post subject:
@wgem: there is always facebook and dating sites if you need more women to creep on. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 19:24    Post subject:
Spiderman wrote:
yeah my tanned beauty is right we need adds for the new Cook book Nfohump with 1000 recipes how to loose weight and a Food section



OMG, My sweetheart, I think you are onto something there! I love cookbooks. I don't follow them but they give me such great ideas to such flavorfull delights. AND we all want to lose weight, get fitter, look good.


Food section is a great idea but it would attract to many a lonely women trolls. IMHO they are usually bitter, overweight, and angry with the world. <---timechange's perfect utopia.

After all this Timechange bashing I am getting a bit worried about him. I think several of you guys were too harsh. Me included.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 19:39    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Food section is a great idea but it would attract to many a lonely women trolls. IMHO they are usually bitter, overweight, and angry with the world. <---timechange's perfect utopia.

After all this Timechange bashing I am getting a bit worried about him. I think several of you guys were too harsh. Me included.


If he can't cope with people bashing him (internet persona who he'd never met) here, how can he cope it with real people who sees him on daily basis?

Anyways, it's net we're talking about ffs! He acts like it's place full of nice and happy people who like to hear about his 'tree hill' (or that silly show only he watches in the movie section) kinda life. And we all know that it's exactly the opposite!

He needs to toughen up or else life will really chew him up and spit him out... Hell, maybe he deserves that, like a wake up call or sth...


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 19:49    Post subject:
Yay for cookbook section, with karmeck as area moderator.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 19:54    Post subject:
Pistol. May I take your hand in marriage? You may have as many pictures of hard cock as you wish, as many cookbooks in our kitchen until your hearts content and we can practice buttfuck and conversations about mudflaps as much as you like Smile

What wedding song would you like?


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 19:56    Post subject:
oh, just one thing. Dont ask me to move to Canada unless you crazies sort out your currency Very Happy you can come stay in my place in England Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 20:45    Post subject:
Try Craigslist..adult services


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 20:46    Post subject:
wgem wrote:
Pistol. May I take your hand in marriage? You may have as many pictures of hard cock as you wish, as many cookbooks in our kitchen until your hearts content and we can practice buttfuck and conversations about mudflaps as much as you like Smile

What wedding song would you like?




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 20:46    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
If you decide to have your wedding in Sweden, please let me be the best man. I swear I'll do good.

Oh, a wedding section, that would definitely bring in some women I think. We could have multiple sub sections as well, like for instance:

-Dresses
-Mood
-Nervous?
-Dinner Planning
-Flower Arrangements
-Bitching Section #2
-Party Planning
-Honeymoon Planning

I think we're on to something here, as soon as Rinze sees this, I'm sure he'll get right on it!


Don't forget a bridesmaids photo section..


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 20:50    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 20:53    Post subject:
You are underestimating women, they can be as fucking stupid and fucked up as the best of us. You are implying they are somehow a delicate species that need protecting from the horrors of society. Get out more. go out on a Sat night. That will surely change your outdated ideas of women.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 21:01    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
wgem wrote:
Pistol. May I take your hand in marriage? You may have as many pictures of hard cock as you wish, as many cookbooks in our kitchen until your hearts content and we can practice buttfuck and conversations about mudflaps as much as you like Smile

What wedding song would you like?




Sorry boy, I don't get off on Roosters! Those males chickens are a bit too red neck for me!!!


Don't make him trawl the net for some burly, smelly-looking guy's photo and pass it off as his own. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 21:07    Post subject: Re: no women on nfohump
wgem wrote:
you wanna know why there are no women on here besides pistolshrimp and the late Jenni?

- Timechange01 -

speaks for itself, needs no explanation, this guy is borderline Bundy troll

- The discussions about women in the bitching section

Seriously, at least 2 posts a week about getting owned by a girl and then 50 comments shit talking women Laughing

- Sexy Selections -

You go in there and there are pictures of shemales and walrus' with huge cocks Laughing need I say more?

- The board has AT LEAST 20 sociopaths / nutters

You know who they are. And you know the ring leader Laughing No woman come here to talk to these types of people, our discussions are usually fucked up and threads consist of all sorts of crazy shit. Venture into the void at your own risk.. Laughing

- The bad advice

No matter what the thread, someone always recommends the rape, butt fuck her or kill them all advice. And usually in a 100% serious fashion. Its quite perplexing and worrying.

I feel sorry for pistol, if not just for the sexy selections section, I would put money on her never EVER entering that section for fear of burned eyes for life from our shit Laughing

From the outside it scares me to think what women really think of our community here.. Because If I ventured as a lurker I would be put off from joining in a heartbeat by this place, Laughing


I just love how obsessed you are with me. Not once did you prove that what I write is shit but I actually proved that YOU portray the traits of your own definition of a troll which I think is hilarious. Review the following thread:

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=54210&start=30

Pay close attention to rule #2 Smile



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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 21:20    Post subject:
Gosh, I dunno, how many fucking women do you know that prefer PC piracy to make up and jewelry?

and btw pistol used to be a guy, I know, I've seen it, and I want more.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 21:45    Post subject: Re: no women on nfohump
feeling a little fruty are we ?
timechange for some sexchange Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 23:28    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Gosh, I dunno, how many fucking women do you know that prefer PC piracy to make up and jewelry?

and btw pistol used to be a guy, I know, I've seen it, and I want more.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 23:59    Post subject:
this thread has some golden posts in it Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 00:10    Post subject:
oh crap sorry for the typo it should have been cock book you know a thing for the ladies
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 00:35    Post subject:
It's better this way. We can pull down our pants and let our fat bellys bounce around and talk crap. You "have to be correct" if girls are around...


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 01:23    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
this thread has some golden posts in it Laughing
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