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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2009 07:12    Post subject: PUSH IT TO THE LIMITS!!
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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2009 07:50    Post subject:
Walk along the razor's edge, but don't look down, just keep your head or you're finished!
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2009 09:27    Post subject:
Just a man and his will to survive O.o
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2009 16:25    Post subject:
Open up the limit,
past the point of no return.
You've reached the top but you've still gotta learn,
how to keep it.
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2009 18:10    Post subject:
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jul 2009 03:31    Post subject:
FUCKINGPOGOSTICKS
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jul 2009 05:29    Post subject:
double post


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jul 2009 05:31    Post subject:
That poor snail. Sad Talk about walking a tight rope!
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jul 2009 05:33    Post subject:
far away, distant voices calling

8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jul 2009 21:33    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:
far away, distant voices calling


They have hospitals and medication for that bud Wink
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jul 2009 14:35    Post subject:
I CAN PROVE SOMETHING TO THE WORLD!!
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Acer




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jul 2009 14:42    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Just a man and his will to survive O.o



Actually its: "Just a man and his willy to survive" Razz

Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jul 2009 17:58    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
deelix wrote:
Just a man and his will to survive O.o



Actually its: "Just a man and his willy to survive" Razz
for teh next generation!
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jul 2009 21:26    Post subject:
hey
It was OK
when i inserted it
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:00    Post subject:
I always push my girl to the limits....and she loves it Cool
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:05    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I always push my girl to the limits....and she loves it Cool


That's all you're getting for that:
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:11    Post subject:
Laughing

Come on....no better facepalm pic...?

And I was just fooling around man Smile A joke...lame, but a joke none the less.
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:19    Post subject:
It's a bear doing a facepalm!
I just though the bear was kinda cute Very Happy
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:20    Post subject:
Laughing HOMO! A bear...cute....have you burst into flames? Wink
Just kidding man. Its all good nigga Smile

EDIT

I'm in a really good mood. Took a handful of pain meds when I got home from work and my girl got horny for some reason after dinner and we finished making love like 20 mins before I came on here. Now she is beside me on the couch, laying down naked watching tv and she's really happy to. Keeps caressing my arm or my face (like reaching her hand behind her)...I think more love making is going to happen before we hit the sack. And both of us have the day off tomorrow Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy



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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:22    Post subject:
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And now tell me bears can't be cute Wink

Animals touch my sentimental side, can't help it *shrug*
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:25    Post subject:
Yeah, me too. I really like animals.

Thats why I can't even watch those commercials where they show the abused dogs and cats....make my girl change it. Makes me cry within seconds. Don't know why.

And yeah, bears are cute....but deadly.

I think Lion Cubs and similar cubs are really cute as well....but they grow up to be predators Sad ala Sigfried and Roy...
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 03:48    Post subject:
Take a look at Siegfired and Roy...
If you were a tiger wouldn't you have taken a bite as well?
Still surprises me how long they waited to do it Very Happy
(Don't get me wrong, I think it's horrible what happened to him)
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 04:27    Post subject:
Take a bite outta Roy (he was the one that was bitten as I recall)....hell NO. Unless it was a gay tiger Laughing
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 14:12    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I really like animals.



Damn, Syco about time you got out of the closet, don't worry I won't judge, I even got a friend working at a zoo who might let you in at night for a hefty fee.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jul 2009 04:05    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I really like animals.



Damn, Syco about time you got out of the closet, don't worry I won't judge, I even got a friend working at a zoo who might let you in at night for a hefty fee.


Why didn't you say something before?! FUCK!

Could I spend an hour with a fine looking Lioness? Foreplay and all Very Happy
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jul 2009 10:28    Post subject:
Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it

(Ooo yeah)

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
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Kamikaze666




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jul 2009 14:25    Post subject:

Quote:
PC awesome button = Uninstall!
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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jul 2009 16:05    Post subject:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo&feature=related


Cobra Kai!

Anyway, here's something for FireMaster's tastes as well:
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jul 2009 16:11    Post subject:
Loving that avatar kamikaze

8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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