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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 18:52    Post subject: Hey monkey, get funkey!
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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Oh noes, ze shark is coming!!!!
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Evil planes killed the monkey Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 03:37    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
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GOD! Bush is an ape! It all makes sense now. Laughing


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lol naw man, apes have language skills do they not?


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 03:51    Post subject:
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lol naw man, apes have language skills do they not?


Aww, lets not be too harsh, he's at least capable of a few random hootings now and them. Maybe the alpha male apes are a bit more articulate then him, but he's at least at an average primates level. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 10:27    Post subject:
tbh Obamas features are closer to an ape, but he seem more intelligent than Bush tho^^
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 10:33    Post subject:
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he seem more intelligent than Bush tho^^

My farts seem more intelligent than Bush.
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deelix wrote:
tbh Obamas features are closer to an ape, but he seem more intelligent than Bush tho^^


He seems more intelligent then 99% of the population, just as a president should be. He might have made some fundamental mistakes, but Clinton was considered gifted intellectually with an IQ of 137. Obama is smarter then that. But he's not so smart he finds it difficult to relate to the common man, it's ideal for a leader.

I'm not even going to suggest what my IQ is.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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Mine is 103.


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Mine is 103.


Nah it's more around the 150 mark, quite obviously actually.

I've always been good at estimating peoples IQ's, I've accurately guessed my friends to within about 10 points before we took a Mensa certified test together. Most IQ tests are absolute bullshit, and only test 3-4 of about 10 or so different kinds of intelligence.

I could have joined Mensa when I was about 12, my step-dad of the time was a member. But you know what, he was an asshole, just like virtually all it's members. Elitist pompous asshole's that are so insecure they need a number next to their brain to reassure them.

God my arrogance would have been untenable has I become a member. Crying or Very sad


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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AnimalMother wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Mine is 103.


Nah it's more around the 150 mark, quite obviously actually.

I've always been good at estimating peoples IQ's, I've accurately guessed my friends to within about 10 points before we took a Mensa certified test together. Most IQ tests are absolute bullshit, and only test 3-4 of about 10 or so different kinds of intelligence.

I could have joined Mensa when I was about 12, my step-dad of the time was a member. But you know what, he was an asshole, just like virtually all it's members. Elitist pompous asshole's that are so insecure they need a number next to their brain to reassure them.

God my arrogance would have been untenable has I become a member. Crying or Very sad


What would you estimate mine to be then?


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AnimalMother wrote:
deelix wrote:
tbh Obamas features are closer to an ape, but he seem more intelligent than Bush tho^^


He seems more intelligent then 99% of the population, just as a president should be. He might have made some fundamental mistakes, but Clinton was considered gifted intellectually with an IQ of 137. Obama is smarter then that. But he's not so smart he finds it difficult to relate to the common man, it's ideal for a leader.

I'm not even going to suggest what my IQ is.
High IQ or not, you shouldn't do this mistake Very Happy

And I don't really think too high IQ makes a great leader. A person with really high IQ have problems with big crowds Very Happy
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Mine is estimated at 135, but I've never went to mensa to be officially tested. I might go this year...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 13:46    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Mine is 103.


Nah it's more around the 150 mark, quite obviously actually.

I've always been good at estimating peoples IQ's, I've accurately guessed my friends to within about 10 points before we took a Mensa certified test together. Most IQ tests are absolute bullshit, and only test 3-4 of about 10 or so different kinds of intelligence.

I could have joined Mensa when I was about 12, my step-dad of the time was a member. But you know what, he was an asshole, just like virtually all it's members. Elitist pompous asshole's that are so insecure they need a number next to their brain to reassure them.

God my arrogance would have been untenable has I become a member. Crying or Very sad


What would you estimate mine to be then?


Well you're one of those rare people who's intelligence is undefinable by any standard test. Just like Einstein or Hawking who 'only' scored 160 in a standard IQ test, your intelligence comes from a great affinity with your creativity and so is inherently unpredictible. You're similar to dominae in this case.

As an example, Da Vinci's or Nikola Tesla's IQ is simply estimated to be above 200, anything beyond that is beyond the standard capacity to measure. Laughing

Not to suck your cock too much or anything, but what I like to refer to people like you as is a 'Neo Sapien' in english literally, New Consciousness. Very Happy


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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dingo_d wrote:
Mine is estimated at 135, but I've never went to mensa to be officially tested. I might go this year...


I'd say if anything that's an underestimate, but certainly you possess what could be defined as 'classical intelligence'. With a little more imagination you could be scary smart. Very Happy


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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AnimalMother wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Mine is estimated at 135, but I've never went to mensa to be officially tested. I might go this year...


I'd say if anything that's an underestimate, but certainly you possess what could be defined as 'classical intelligence'. With a little more imagination you could be scary smart. Very Happy


Very Happy I always new that Embarassed j/k

There's mensa testing in september (during my terms -.-) so I think I'll give it a try. I remember on testing for army there was visual test (pairing different objects), I remember solving it and waiting for the psychologist to say when to stop writing, while others were still struggling.

Anyway, intelligence just means that you can easily found your way in new situation. And I can do that pretty easily. When I was working two years ago on the summer in an ice cream factory, just from watching I knew what to do (it's not like I'm solving some difficult problem in math or physics Smile).


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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dingo_d wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Mine is estimated at 135, but I've never went to mensa to be officially tested. I might go this year...


I'd say if anything that's an underestimate, but certainly you possess what could be defined as 'classical intelligence'. With a little more imagination you could be scary smart. Very Happy


Very Happy I always new that Embarassed j/k

There's mensa testing in september (during my terms -.-) so I think I'll give it a try. I remember on testing for army there was visual test (pairing different objects), I remember solving it and waiting for the psychologist to say when to stop writing, while others were still struggling.

Anyway, intelligence just means that you can easily found your way in new situation. And I can do that pretty easily. When I was working two years ago on the summer in an ice cream factory, just from watching I knew what to do (it's not like I'm solving some difficult problem in math or physics Smile).


You'll get there in the not to distant future. All you need is a real affinity with your creative side and I expect you'll start acting as bizarrely as me! Laughing


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Well I'm half way there Very Happy When somebody asks me what am I studying, after: Physics, it either goes: Oh, you poor thing (like somebody died), or they look at me like I'm not normal.
My friends at uni says that when you start studying physics that by definition, you stop being normal Laughing
But I don't care Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Funny how a half sentence of a Aqua lyric can end up like this O.o
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jul 2009 16:06    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Well I'm half way there Very Happy When somebody asks me what am I studying, after: Physics, it either goes: Oh, you poor thing (like somebody died), or they look at me like I'm not normal.
My friends at uni says that when you start studying physics that by definition, you stop being normal Laughing
But I don't care Very Happy


Well thank you, this sentence pretty much defines me. That's probably why you can get defensive around me, I make too much sense to you! Sorry, give it a year or two and you'll be me! BWHAHAHA! Very Happy Laughing


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