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KaiKo

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Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 12:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

up up down down left right left right b a

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tnisa8

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Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 16:46 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

komani !!!!!!!!!!!!! SINGLE-CELLED ASEXUALLY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANISMS RULE. I agree. It's no big deal. Animal, mineral or vegetable; I'll DO anything TO anything.

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edweird13

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Posted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 08:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

yes i am drunk by the way you all are brain dead u got a bullet in your head

SycoShaman
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Posted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 09:39 Post subject:

edweird13 wrote:

yes i am drunk by the way you all are brain dead u got a bullet in your head

YEAH?! ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!! Very Happy

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boysetsfire

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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 06:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

yup

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 09:25 Post subject:

FireMaster wrote:

FUCKING HELL I PASSED OUT IN FRONT OF THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS SYCO'S GIANT EPIC WALL OF TEXT OMFGLOLOLOL

lol

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boysetsfire

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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 09:27 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hard? please tell us why

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FireMaster

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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 12:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

well she can't really type while giving me head ;>

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deelix
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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:14 Post subject:

FireMaster wrote:

well she can't really type while giving me head ;>

You know the deal: POIDH

GeordieRacer

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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 13:31 Post subject:

FireMaster wrote:

well she can't really type while giving me head ;>

Especially having to hold those tweezers and that magnifying glass in her hands as well!

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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 14:07 Post subject:

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Especially having to hold those tweezers and that magnifying glass in her hands as well!

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FireMaster

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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 14:44 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 16:56 Post subject:

FireMaster wrote:

well she can't really type while giving me head ;>

Bastard, you said you wouldn't tell!

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FireMaster

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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 17:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Oh, that time I was talking about our little BDSM play ;P

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Tue, 21st Jul 2009 20:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

OMG, now all the secrets are out!!!

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kuroi

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Posted: Sat, 25th Jul 2009 07:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

A BIKE CAN'T STAND ON ITS OWN BECAUSE IT'S TWO TIRED. Fuck, it took me 7 minutes to type this out..

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CookieCrumb

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Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 03:44 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

fuck you bitches and fuck monogamy! Damn. The hot bitches you see out there, makes me reeally horny but naw, I'm a good guy"get your appetite somewhere else but you'll eat at home" but sometimes I miss having fast, hot, meaningless sex with hot looking girls... Aaw. I'm drunk, I don't freaking know what I say anymore... but I caught a cheap cab drive home (shared it with three friends )

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boysetsfire

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Posted: Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 06:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

shitfaced at 2:44 darn u wasted half of the night son i wouldn't trade these drunken days to be like you

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Spiderman
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Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 01:14 Post subject:

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boysetsfire

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Posted: Sat, 8th Aug 2009 05:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 8th Aug 2009 09:49 Post subject: Re: Im fucking drunk..

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GeordieRacer

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Posted: Sat, 8th Aug 2009 09:53 Post subject: Re: Im fucking drunk..

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Newty182 wrote:

HAH!

deelix
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Posted: Sat, 8th Aug 2009 11:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Leo, Leo... getting skeptical here mate

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Posted: Sat, 8th Aug 2009 12:02 Post subject:

Hey, I'm not the molested child from the video....................................................

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Posted: Sat, 8th Aug 2009 12:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 8th Aug 2009 14:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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boysetsfire

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Posted: Sun, 16th Aug 2009 04:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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nouseforaname
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Posted: Sun, 16th Aug 2009 04:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

well I spent nearly 5 hours playing 18 holes in the 30 deg sun today ... drinking the whole time ofc, but I'm not sure if I'm drunk or just sunfucked or a combination of both. anyways, I'll keep drinking and find out! asus z170-A \|\| core i5-6600K \|\| geforce gtx 970 4gb \|\| 16gb ddr4 ram \|\| win10 \|\| 1080p led samsung 27"

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edweird13

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Posted: Sun, 16th Aug 2009 05:48 Post subject:

nouseforaname wrote:

well I spent nearly 5 hours playing 18 holes in the 30 deg sun today ... drinking the whole time ofc, but I'm not sure if I'm drunk or just sunfucked or a combination of both.

anyways, I'll keep drinking and find out!

A real trooper. Just keep drinking I say.

edweird13

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Posted: Sun, 16th Aug 2009 05:49 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

BTW I have a new pipe made of purple heart wood but I have nothing to smoke through it

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