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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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LeoNatan
☢ NFOHump Despot ☢
Posts: 73226
Location: Ramat HaSharon, Israel 🇮🇱
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Trolling trolls is so fun. They think they are witty. 
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$n@ke
Posts: 917
Location: the Netherlands
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 22:37 Post subject: |
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Stranger: hi
You: Quick, talk dirty, im almost cumming
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: im a dude
You: *squirt
Stranger: fuck off
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 22:55 Post subject: |
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see I just can't do that  I don't have the necessary skills to troll 
But I can laugh at others trolling 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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Hierofan
Banned
Posts: 3807
Location: Internets
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 22:56 Post subject: |
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| $n@ke wrote: | Stranger: hi
You: Quick, talk dirty, im almost cumming
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: im a dude
You: *squirt
Stranger: fuck off
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haha good1
PS
try posing as some admin or some maintance person and people will buy into that stuff |
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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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nouseforaname
Über-VIP Member
Posts: 21306
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 01:13 Post subject: |
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Stranger: http://anonib.com/_anonsafehouse
You: What's that?
Stranger: Safehouse while /b/ is fucked.
You: Is thia a virus man?
Stranger: No you fuck.
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 01:18 Post subject: |
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You: Hiaiai!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: porn?
You: Do you have some!
Stranger: mM?
You: Well do you!?!
Stranger: yes
You: Well than give it otme!
Stranger: you first
You: What first?
Stranger: the porn
You: Well you promissed to give it to me!
Stranger: only if you do first
You: But i never said i have porn!
You: You did!
Stranger: then go find some
You: OK!
You: Here you go! - http://i27.tinypic.com/2irrfcn.jpg
Stranger: imgae removed
You: Well too bad man! It was realy good!
Stranger: I bet
You: Now give me my porn!
Stranger: how about you give me some first
You: No you promised to give it first!
Stranger: fine
You: What fine?
You: Are you gonna give it or not?!?!
Stranger: yes just hold on
You: Well c'mon hury up!
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 01:23 Post subject: |
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Stranger: are you male or female?are you male or female?
You: Nutraisiento?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: sorry
You: Renusalientro?!?!
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 01:27 Post subject: |
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Stranger: horny?
You: Yes!!!!!!!!
You: I have a big dick!
You: Do you have a big dick too!?!?
Stranger: yes
You: OK then we can have sex!
Stranger: how big is ur cock?
You: Bigger than your mathers belly!
Stranger: HOW MANY INCHES?
You: More than you can count!
Stranger: TELL ME
Stranger: or im leaving
You: 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 inches!
Stranger: who
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 03:34 Post subject: |
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| $n@ke wrote: | Stranger: hi
You: Quick, talk dirty, im almost cumming
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: im a dude
You: *squirt
Stranger: fuck off
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that made me actually laugh out loud |
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 03:44 Post subject: |
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What fuckin chat is this? Some sick fuckin weirdo's on there...geez lol
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:37 Post subject: |
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i actually got a great chat with someome from nebraska afther10 douchebags even tho he was an old guy its nice to hear from someone living across the ocean
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_SiN_
Megatron
Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 12:46 Post subject: |
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I had a awesome convo from a persian guy living in dubai (although he said its not great as persians dislike arabs) and he worked for the American shipping something or other, surveying marine/naval vessels..
Convo lasted about 1hr, was pretty good as I too have lived in dubai and was discussing the souk markets i used to go to and what has changed etc etc. Anyhow really refreshing after being asked 20 million times if id like to suck cock or if I was female everytime.
LuLz...
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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f or m?
You: f
Stranger: great..
Stranger: baby
You: talk dirty 2 me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u fromm
Stranger: baby..
You: UK
Stranger: i just wanna bite u body..
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: okk..
Stranger: u want to make sex?
Stranger: baby
You: MAKE IT ?
Stranger: come to suck my dick
You: IS IT LIKIN CAKES
Stranger: then i will fk ur ass
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: come to my arms baby
Stranger: let me bite ur nipple..
You: cool
Stranger: what color is ur nipple..
Stranger: tell me ur size..
You: red now
You: 32a
Stranger: bite ur two nipples
Stranger: feel my big dick? baby?
You: ok
Stranger: r u naked?
Stranger: do u have msn??
Stranger: maybe we can chat on msn
You: sort off
Stranger: i will show u my big dick and suck ur ass
You: no msn
You: wots ur name
Stranger: call me ronin.
Stranger: baby
Stranger: do u want to taste my dick??
You: is salty
Stranger: yeap..
Stranger: but its dirty..
Stranger: like ur body
Stranger: ur hot bady
You: i feel sad
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i wannt fk ur vagina
You: as ur not wiv me
Stranger: do u have pubes
You: can u stick something up ur ass 4 me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: come on
Stranger: baby
Stranger: what r u doing right now
Stranger: baby
You: what did u put up there
Stranger: where r ur fingers.
You: on my hand
Stranger: put them to ur vagina
You: i havnt got a vagina
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 18:38 Post subject: |
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Stranger: pula
You: Puta?
Stranger: da
You: Putka?
Stranger: Putika
You: Pedal!
Stranger: Pedophile
You: Fool!
You: Are you here bitch?
Stranger: fuck you
You: SUCK MY DICK!
Stranger: lick my balls
You: Eat my shit!
Stranger: suck my shit
You: Smell my ass!
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 20:18 Post subject: |
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You: hi
You: hello
You: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hi hello
You: hiho
Stranger: how r u?
You: thnks fine how bout u
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 male
Stranger: n u
You: 15fCA
You: where u from?
Stranger: INDIA
Stranger: CAN I HAVE UR NAME
You: which city from?
You: yeah im nicole:)
You: and you=?
Stranger: NICOLE KIDMAN?
You: haha no she is older than me
Stranger: I M SUNNY
Stranger: OK
You: sunny is an indian name?
Stranger: NICE NAME NICOLE
Stranger: YAA
Stranger: I M INDIAN
You:
You: thx
Stranger: WHERE R U FROM?
You: do u have a picture?
You: california
Stranger: SORRY I DONT HAVE NOW.
Stranger: WATS UR AGE NICOLE?
You: sorry i am 15
You: i was busy
You: takin a photo from myself
You: for a friend
Stranger: CAN I LOOK AT IT
You: oh but im shy
You: and i just wear a bikini
Stranger: DONT U HAVE YAHOO ACCOUNT
Stranger: SO WAT
You: no i am new to internet
Stranger: CANT I SEE U IN BIKINI
You: ok but dont laugh ok???
Stranger: OK
You: 
You: http://i32.tinypic.com/2r6mtjq.jpg (lemonparty )
You: you like?
Stranger: yaa its too gud
You: thanks
You: want more?
You: hello?
You: ranjid?
You: where are you=
Stranger: no its enough 4 today
You: u sure??
Stranger: yaa
You:
You: oh i send you the wrong pic sorry!!!!
You: ranjid come back owww
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Stranger: Night of the Living Dead at last
You: Yes what a nice time!
Stranger: They have begun to shake the dirt
You: Yeah that's great!
Stranger: Wiping their shoulders from the earth
You: Will they shake my dick?
Stranger: i dont think so but call a psychiatrist though
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 07:20 Post subject: |
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tom
Snakes is still by far the funniest
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: How are you doing today?
You: What's going on?
Stranger: Oh not much
Stranger: Just enjoying my saturday
You: Well i have a problem!
Stranger: Oh?
You: Yes i'm being chased by the police!
Stranger: Oh really? Why?
You: I have stollen lots of money and they're going to kill me!
Stranger: The cops cant kill you
Stranger: that is against the law
Stranger: You will just spend alot of years behind bars
You: Yes but the people from whom i stole the money are going to kill me for sure!
Stranger: Oh kay
Stranger: ..
You: Can you help me?
You: Pls? I need some help ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfsg
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And so this topic is resurected!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: 15 m germany
You: Wtf?
Stranger: whats up?
You: I killed my cat....(:
Stranger: ah k
Stranger: and now?
You: And now i'm gonna eat it!
Stranger: in the oven?
Stranger: or on the grill?
You: Nah in the toilet along with my shit
Stranger: interesting
You: indeed
You: And you
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 22:02 Post subject: |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Motherfucker
You: Bitch
You: Cunt
You: Faggot
Stranger: ass monkey
You: Shit
You: Piss
Stranger: shiss
You: wizz
Stranger: pizz
You: Your mother is a jizz
Stranger: I fucked your dad
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Nalo
nothing
Posts: 13522
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