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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:22    Post subject: drunk. first time ever
Well it feels weird. But motion feels very motion blurred. Dizzy.... wtf why people do this. I did like 15 shots of vodka and it feels crazy
i am 25 btw

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:24    Post subject:
Wait.... you're 25 and this is the first time your drunk?

I don't think you would even be able to turn on the computer after 15 shots of Vodka.... wtf Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:25    Post subject:
Don't be a drunik KC, I expect better of You Sad

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:27    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
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Pffchh
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:28    Post subject:
And you call yourself polish! I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint I Am Disappoint
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:30    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
But motion feels very motion blurred


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:35    Post subject: Re: drunk. first time ever
KillerCrocker wrote:
Well it feels weird. But motion feels very motion blurred. Dizzy.... wtf why people do this.


This is exactly how i felt the first time i entered the Oculus DK2 'Helix roller coaster'

Fuck that
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 21:38    Post subject:
I'm 30 and I have yet to get drunk

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 22:01    Post subject:
Never been drunk before but does 15 shots and can still type perfectly fine. Scratch Head

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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 22:04    Post subject:
16 shots. It feels really weird. We are drinking over a birth of scone child at my friends place. 3 liters of vodka at thistime for 6 people

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 22:05    Post subject:
Next post: Guys I puked all over my keyboard, how do I get the little bits out.
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 22:07    Post subject:
So it's your first time drinking, you basicaly have drunk an 0.7 and you type better than when you're sober? Sure these aren't 50/50?

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 22:11    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
16 shots. It feels really weird. We are drinking over a birth of scone child at my friends place. 3 liters of vodka at thistime for 6 people
How come you suddenly wanted to get drunk with friends? Im sure you had tons of opportunities earlier Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 22:13    Post subject:
It's not bad. We are drinking for over 4 hours. Auto correction of spelling does its job.
duck. 18 shots. I am st thinking Starr hit but motion is bad

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 22:43    Post subject:
18 shots and it's your first time? if that was true you'd be poisoned and either in a hospital with a stomach pump or dying since your autonomous nervous system would shut down.

I call

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 23:09    Post subject:


For those who have trouble reading. This is for a 75kg adult.
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 23:24    Post subject:
I suspect his shots will have been 25ml, in UK that's our standard shot measure- I think same in europe

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 00:00    Post subject:
Shots are totally 40ml in Poland Laughing

Besides, the lethal dose varies, even from nation to nation. Some alcohols even used to have a sticker that says "does not apply to Russians or Poles" Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 00:02    Post subject:
"motion blurred"


but srsly, this is a lie, a polish dude drinking first time at 25?
yea fuck off Reaction
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 00:03    Post subject:
this is so wrong

here you can see 2 people drink 20 shots by themselves, while drinking other type of alcohol regularly
the Russians are even better

I personally have a female colleague, that probably weights under 60kg, that drank 9 shots at the SECOND bar we visited, after drinking at the team building dinner, where she drank beer and 5x50ml vodka.. and only showed signs of intoxication after the 6-th shot.. tequila 50ml

also regularly people hit ~10 shots of Jagermaister every Friday we go at the rock bar..

it's very dependent on how your body absorbs alcohol, how well have you eaten previously to drinking, etc.. and that is for all liquids

yes these doses might kill you, if you're weak consolepeasant Razz

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 00:27    Post subject:
I thought you of all people wouldn't notice the typical blurred vision caused by alcohol Cool Face

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 01:04    Post subject:
wait, you're from Poland and you've never been drunk before?



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tw1st




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 02:26    Post subject:
Kurwa, us Polski's are basically born with a bottle of vodka in hand.

No ja pierdole!

Seriously though 18 shots for me and I would be going to the emergency room, but I am vey thing.

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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 02:28    Post subject:
ok I am back home. Drank about 20 shots (30ml small glasses of some russian vodka(and polish too)) and felt dizzy after few hours. wtf people do this. Thinking is difficult. Locomotion is almost impossible and You vomit. So I drank for 6 hours. From 6pm to 12am and after 2 hours I was good and ready to walk back home. Now that i am back, i feel totally fine.

So my epxerience is as fallows. Drinking is kinda fun but stupid. And being drunk is totally terrible and bad. Why people like this, is beyond my imagination. 20 shots made me move to the toilet in snake pattern. But I still had control over my actions and over what I think and say. The worst part was motion blur.

Decided to break my rules this one time just to be able to say what I am missing out on, and that is - I am not missing on anything good.

Now I need to go to sleep Razz


edit: Btw. i was drinking with 4 other people and 2 of them went to sleep like after 2 hours of drinking. I thought they would be better than me... a person who never drank before Laughing
But I must admit. It feels like You can do anything You want or say anything You want. Kinda don't give a shit about anything.... and worse locomotion, but not to the point that I couldnt move anymore. I was fine throught the whole process. Jsut very sleepy and dizzy at times
edit2: And It also felt like my whole body went numb. Lips are numb, legs and arms. wtf. alcochol is terrible Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 02:40    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
The worst part was motion blur.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 02:42    Post subject:
srsly. it felt like crysis at 10fps with motion blur turned to max Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 03:36    Post subject:
Now play COD or Battlefield, you will swear they are games.......you will....

.......quick before u sober up!




Ah shit, back to normal......WTF is this shit???!!??

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