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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 04:28    Post subject: Crows
Worst fucking creatures on the planet. Tempting to buy a shotgun and hunt down each and every loud mouthed fucking crow on this worthless planet. They keep landing on a small tree and on the grass outside my window at all times, and it's so damn loud that it wakes me up in a second. Hope they go extinct.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 04:39    Post subject:
Haha, crows are incredibly smart, they will likely outlive us all xD. They're also natural trolls, which means they know exactly what they're doing




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fisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 07:38    Post subject: Re: Crows
Stormwolf wrote:
Worst fucking creatures on the planet.


Check the mirror again.



And use that shotgun like Mr. Cobain.


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Somewhat.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 13:36    Post subject:
fuck you crows are the best
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 13:38    Post subject:
Crows are fucking awesome. My absolute favourite bird Very Happy
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 13:58    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Worst fucking creatures on the planet.


Check the mirror again.



And use that shotgun like Mr. Cobain.


What the fuck, where is that? Surprised
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 14:07    Post subject:
@H4wkeye

Open a map, pick a beach at random? Seems to be like that everywhere these days - especially in overcrowded areas like India and China. I think that one above is from Bangladesh Sad
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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 18:47    Post subject:
in europe u wont see that, i would have collected all the bottles and be rich Very Happy
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 18:56    Post subject:
Do not underestimate the powers of crows!



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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 19:05    Post subject:
Or how about this one?



<3 Crows! <3
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 19:16    Post subject:
Intelligent bastards. Very Happy


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zipfero




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 20:39    Post subject:
knowing stormfront, the color of the crows is probably a main source of his discontent


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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 21:11    Post subject: Re: Crows
Stormwolf wrote:
Worst fucking creatures on the planet. Tempting to buy a shotgun and hunt down each and every loud mouthed fucking crow on this worthless planet. They keep landing on a small tree and on the grass outside my window at all times, and it's so damn loud that it wakes me up in a second. Hope they go extinct.


A norse who hates crows Mind Is Full Of Fuck


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Kristian




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Location: Norway
PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 21:50    Post subject:
Afaik you get 50kr for each crow you shoot in norway.
Or was that some other bird?


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fisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jun 2014 22:05    Post subject:
Kristian wrote:
Afaik you get 50kr for each crow you shoot in norway.
Or was that some other bird?


British Female Birds crossing the border most likely.


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Drowning_witch




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 04:47    Post subject: Re: Crows
Stormwolf wrote:
Worst fucking creatures on the planet. Tempting to buy a shotgun and hunt down each and every loud mouthed fucking crow on this worthless planet. They keep landing on a small tree and on the grass outside my window at all times, and it's so damn loud that it wakes me up in a second. Hope they go extinct.


they're crazy in late spring here as well.

Yesterday morning they kept following my malamute and trying to chase her of "their property"

2 crows kept 1 meter distance behind her, and kept following her unil we reached the end of the tree line, where I guess the young ins are.

I don't wish them death as they are very intelligent creatures, and can live 50ish years.

They are uber smart, they know how to find mcdonalds scraps from the trash. The neighborhood always has trash bins turned over cause they dig out food Laughing
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 04:57    Post subject: Re: Crows
Stormwolf wrote:
Worst fucking creatures on the planet. Tempting to buy a shotgun and hunt down each and every loud mouthed fucking crow on this worthless planet. They keep landing on a small tree and on the grass outside my window at all times, and it's so damn loud that it wakes me up in a second. Hope they go extinct.


i hope you go extinct, you stupid fucking white power motherfucker Wink


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 05:00    Post subject: Re: Crows
nouseforaname wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Worst fucking creatures on the planet. Tempting to buy a shotgun and hunt down each and every loud mouthed fucking crow on this worthless planet. They keep landing on a small tree and on the grass outside my window at all times, and it's so damn loud that it wakes me up in a second. Hope they go extinct.


i hope you go extinct you stupid fucking white power motherfucker Wink


"white power" LaughingLaughing lol wut
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 05:01    Post subject:
fuck off fascist scum


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 05:15    Post subject:
what on earth are you on about? Laughing
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 13:01    Post subject:




Laughing @that cat trolling video

Shocked @at those other two videos
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 16:14    Post subject:


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 16:19    Post subject:
Outstanding. Simply outstanding. Wonderful creatures that are as smart as they are beautiful Very Happy
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 16:23    Post subject:
Loud, ugly trash eaters :/
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 18:48    Post subject:
Please no insulting of crows my friend
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 20:07    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Please no insulting of crows my friend

Except Jon Snow, that one is allowed grinhurt
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 20:38    Post subject:
Why would you insult him Shocked


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 21:41    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Why would you insult him Shocked


Because he knows nothin!


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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jun 2014 22:07    Post subject:
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Drowning_witch




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2014 17:04    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Loud, ugly trash eaters :/


well, i wonder which species is responsible for crows eating trash. Razz

its a noble creature surviving as best as it can.
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