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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:20    Post subject: There is only one Ketchup
I can't fucking believe how people, FOR REAL, can stuff their faces with the bland shit that sells for "ketchup". Be it Heiz, Slotts, Felix, or whatever shit. There is only ONE ketchup that cuts it whatsoever. And if you haven't tried it, you've lived in a world of shit - you can fix that with:


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:22    Post subject:
I had to try regular ketchup today because the food place I had lunch at only had fucking Heinz. And it tastes so bad in comparison that I wanted to complain about their lack of food condiments. Srsly, why the fuck restaurants have ten million sorts of beers but only one brand of shitchup (just made the word up, fuck off) pisses me off.

Australian Ketchup is the only Ketchup. End of.

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:24    Post subject:
Let me guess, this burns your tongue off, right?

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:28    Post subject:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
Let me guess, this burns your tongue off, right?


No it doesn't. It's not much hotter than regular chili.

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:28    Post subject:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
Let me guess, this burns your tongue off, right?


If its spicy im not interested.
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:32    Post subject:
So where do you obtain that stuff?

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:32    Post subject:
Heinz is great... not that i use ketchup everyday... in fact... i only use it with pommes frites, that hasn't been cooked by me.
and on hot dogs, of course. oh!! and with grilled salchiches and stuff. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:34    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
Let me guess, this burns your tongue off, right?


No it doesn't. It's not much hotter than regular chili.


Thank god I dont have to eat that shit, then Laughing

Ketchup has nothing to do with chili
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:35    Post subject:
daquf. How in the hell am I suppose to export ketchup from austraila.

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:36    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:
Ketchup has nothing to do with chili

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:36    Post subject:
You're a hard man to please with your first world problems.
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:37    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:38    Post subject:
http://www.hot-headz.com/chilli-sauce/ketchup/original-australian-ketchup-for-grownups/

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:42    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
http://www.hot-headz.com/chilli-sauce/ketchup/original-australian-ketchup-for-grownups/


Under chilli sauce, even Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:42    Post subject:
You call yourselves men and don't enjoy extremely spicy food? Shame on you.
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:44    Post subject:
Spicy food is nice, but spicy sauce is not ketchup.

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:44    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
You call yourselves men and don't enjoy extremely spicy food? Shame on you.


I dont subscribe to your gender roles they seem characterized at best Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:46    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:
Neon wrote:
You call yourselves men and don't enjoy extremely spicy food? Shame on you.


I dont subscribe to your gender roles they seem characterized at best Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:49    Post subject:
We don't use ketchup here, it's for Americans and their tasteless food Cool Face
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 17:58    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
Spicy food is nice, but spicy sauce is not ketchup.

pretty much this...
hot sauces are nice but my pommes-frites only get heinz Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 18:21    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
http://www.hot-headz.com/chilli-sauce/ketchup/original-australian-ketchup-for-grownups/


does that site ship to outside UK? I love spicy food and snacks so i'm definitely trying it out if i won't have to sacrifice a limb in order to get hold of a bottle.
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 18:30    Post subject:
The fact that you go on about it like that is kinda funny, since real "ketchup" is a sweet soya sauce (for those who speak Dutch: ketjap en de andere Aziatische vertalingen is waar het eigenlijk vandaan komt). If it involves chili, that means it's a fucking sambal sauce and not "ketchup".

So no, it's not the only ketchup that "cuts" it, it's not a ketchup to begin with.
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 18:39    Post subject:
Chilli and ketchup! Noooo... Warburton toasty loaf, crispy bacon and Heinz ketchup Mmmm

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 18:42    Post subject:
I agree on Heinz tasting like shit though.
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 19:32    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
fisk wrote:
http://www.hot-headz.com/chilli-sauce/ketchup/original-australian-ketchup-for-grownups/


does that site ship to outside UK? I love spicy food and snacks so i'm definitely trying it out if i won't have to sacrifice a limb in order to get hold of a bottle.


Check kryddlandet.se out if you don't want to order from the UK (which ships Internationally). And it's a ketchup, it even says so on the bottle. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 19:50    Post subject:
LOL Budweiser also claims that it's a beer

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 20:16    Post subject:
The fact that it says so on the bottle doesn't make it one. The only reason it has that on the bottle is for marketing purposes, because there are thousands of chili sauces but now they're the only "man's ketchup".

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 20:32    Post subject:
Not to be a complete pedant, but ketchup is actually defined as a "A spicy sauce made chiefly from tomatoes and vinegar, used as a condiment." I agree that I prefer my ketchup more sweet and tangy instead of spicy, but technically real ketchup *is* a spicy sauce - even in China, where it supposedly originated, it was a spicy fish brine Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 20:52    Post subject:
here. Best ketchup in Poland. FUCK YOU ALL Cool


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2012 21:51    Post subject:
Still worse than Australian ketchup, and fuck everyone who says it's not a ketchup. Wink

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