That would be the most long-winded Star Wars ever made.
There would be some action scenes at the beginning of the movie. A lot of talking for one third, one shorter but bloody action scene afterwords then sitting and talking in one or two places for the next two thirds and long and bloody action scene in the end.
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm