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kalato




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Location: Finland and UK
PostPosted: Fri, 2nd May 2014 23:47    Post subject: When you..
..feel a fart coming and it doesn't happen Sad
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Lopin18




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Location: US
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd May 2014 00:06    Post subject:
Nothing worst than when your stomach grumbles all fucking day at work, even though i ate. Neutral
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Morphineus
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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd May 2014 00:09    Post subject:
Don't forget... if you need to force it, it's most likely crap!
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The_Zeel




Posts: 14922
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd May 2014 00:11    Post subject:
delivering a clean, firm and mighty fart is not unlike surfing.
once you catch that wave, you dont let it go and ride it all the way till a satisfying finish.
be too impatient or waste too much time and the fart will dwindle, like your self-esteem afterwards Sad
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madmax17




Posts: 19395
Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Sat, 3rd May 2014 01:05    Post subject:
Unhealthy. You need to let it rip, otherwise you might get stomach pains maybe even spontaneous combustion.

Even mother earth needs to fart via volcanoes, it's a way of letting pressure out.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd May 2014 01:32    Post subject:
never trust a fart.
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