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should be interesting to see how many fakes come out tomorrow
IE The fake of SC3-Reloaded earlier today and stalker
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 09:52 Post subject: |
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| Martinius wrote: | | http://www.goal.com/NewsDetail.aspx?idNews=54538&progr=0 |
what does soccer have to do with this thread? |
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 10:03 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | Martinius wrote: | | http://www.goal.com/NewsDetail.aspx?idNews=54538&progr=0 |
what does soccer have to do with this thread? |
Because of
| Quote: | | The calendar has spoken its the 1st April and that means lots of crazy, stupid,and weird things is getting announced by Devs, News sites, etc so please post the different April Fools you encounter this day |
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 10:34 Post subject: |
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lol sorry dude, i get it now 
this is my last week of vacation so when my wife goes to work, i start hittin the bottle once a year thing, drink my ass off love it (insert Canadian Club Reserve bottle).
Bout now i kinda half read things ya know?
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 10:38 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 16:25 Post subject: |
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check out www.peerweb.org
it´s really err weird (making fun of bungie and their supadupa ARG ilovebees.com)
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Mutantius
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 19:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 21:38 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 21:43 Post subject: |
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I fucking hate April Fools Day.
By the way, I don't think the gmail thing is April Fools. They also added some formatting features to the compose mail screen.
Im a cockfag
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Apr 2005 21:44 Post subject: |
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The worst 1 is.... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/index2.shtml
so poorly designed and i dont think ANY1 will fall for this. they did pretty much the exact same thing last year
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2005 01:35 Post subject: |
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hahaha
Apple Hires DVD Jon
Techtree News Staff
April 01, 2005
"If you can't beat them hire them" - This seems to be Apple's new motto. The reason being, it has hired DVD Jon. The very same Jon, who's broken into iTunes thrice giving them sleepless nights.
The first time he targeted iTunes was when he decrypted Apple Computer's wireless music streaming technology. He published the key that Apple's wireless hi-fi bridge, Airport Express, uses to protect music streams and also released another program along with the key and in effect contribute to making it possible for other software applications other than Apple iTunes to work with AirPort Express.
The second time around DVD Jon and two other programmers released software they call "PyMusique", that allows people to connect to Apple's iTunes music store and purchase songs without any copyright protection. They reportedly insisted that "PyMusique" is a "fair interface" for iTunes, aimed at allowing people who use the Linux operating system to purchase music from Apple's store.
Apple's patched the 'vulnerability'.
Just a few days after that they found their way back in spite of the patch. That was when Steve Jobs decided that he'd had enough. He has reportedly paid DVD Jon an undisclosed yet bizarrely huge amount of money to join Apple. DVD Jon has accepted the offer adding to the ever-growing list of hackers who bag security jobs (pun unintended) in big companies.
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2005 13:19 Post subject: |
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anyone went to homestarrunner.com?
jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2005 14:15 Post subject: |
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| toeffy wrote: | | anyone went to homestarrunner.com? |
Yea that was pretty funny stuff. |
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| Quote: | Friday, April 1 2005
An update is available for Counter-Strike: Source. The update will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. This update addresses requests for more realism in Counter-Strike: Source. The changes are as follows:
Features/Additions
Doubled player speed when jumping. The effect to cumulative, so the more you jump, the faster you go.
Cut price of AWP by 50%.
Added akimbo Riot Shield to buy menu.
Removed de_dust from mapcycle.
Realism Enhancements:
Knives:
Between rounds, it is suggested that you unsheath the weapon and repeatedly press the attack key to air it out as the leather now collects moisture and creates pits on the blade, making it less effective in the next round.
Shotguns:
1. Firing the shotgun without ammo loaded will now cause it to jam.
2. When the shotgun jams, press F2 to fill out form DA-1823-00/A12-H8.
3. You should then hear a scribbling sound. When it stops, press F3 to send the request to LIDM.
4. Failure to do paperwork before pressing F3 will result in the immediate return of the unrepaired shotgun.
5. The repairs can take 1-2 rounds for completion. During that time, you cannot purchase a replacement firearm and may only use your sidearm or knife.
Player Models:
Several models now feature eyewear. This is a completely cosmetic enhancement with the following exceptions:
Part EP-7829-292-2 must be purchased and worn correctly at all times in order to see during the round.
In between rounds, you may purchase and use part EC-2231-833-H34 to clean your EP-7829-292-2. Note: that this does not clean the eyewear itself!
To clean the eyewear, you need to purchase and use the designated cleaner, EC-2231-233-H34, EC-2231-523-H34, or EC-2231-239-H34a respectively depending on your model's eyewear. You can determine the part # of the correct cleaner by asking someone.
Machine and submachine guns:
At least once every five rounds, press F1 to inspect the weapon:
A musical cue indicates that the inspection has started. Now press F1 again repeatedly to clean and lubricate the weapon.
Your Preventative Maintenance Status (either "cleaning" or "lubricating") is determined by the speed with which you press the F1 key and will be displayed above your head.
To accurately simulate real life maintenance mistakes, pressing F1 too quickly will lubricate either the bolt face or the trunnion block. Pressing F1 too slowly sprays lubricant directly into the buffer tube. All mistakes render the gun inoperable, though this may not become immediately apparent.
Experiment with keypress timing to avoid (and discover!) other common maintenance errors.
In order to balance the improved stopping power of a well-maintained weapon, the reloading process has been made much less reliable.
When reloading, you should listen for two or three distinct clicks over a period of several seconds.
If you hear one click or no clicks or more than two clicks, you've bent the link ejector chute and the gun will most likely explode on the next attempt to fire it, though it may not.
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2005 20:48 Post subject: |
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Yeah i saw that too, but today actually...
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