Steak and Blowjob Day - 14th March 2014
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Mar 2014 05:13    Post subject: Steak and Blowjob Day - 14th March 2014
Steak and Blowjob Day - 14th March 2014

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Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that Steak and BJ Day is pretty damn awesome.

The overarching theory is one of “Man’s Valentine’s Day.” You know the drill. Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their fondness for a significant other by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinner, and many other romantic baubles. They rack their brains for that one special gift that will show their spouse that they truly care.

Well here’s a little secret: men feel a tad left out.

They’re just too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Sure seeing that smile on their face is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Which is why this very holiday was created. March 14th is henceforth “Steak and Blowjob Day.” Simple, effective and self explanatory; this holiday has been created so that the ladies can show their man how much they truly care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ. That’s it.

Not only will Steak and Blowjob Day be joyous day of sensuality for the men, but it will even instigate more effort during February for the women! It’s win win, gentlemen and ladies.


















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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Mar 2014 11:00    Post subject:
cant wait So Much Win
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Mar 2014 13:40    Post subject:
Men buying jewelry and other desperate nonsense, girls buy a steak. All is how it should be, or is it? I'm glad i don't have to bother with a girlfriend to say the least.
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Mar 2014 16:30    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Men buying jewelry and other desperate nonsense, girls buy a steak. All is how it should be, or is it? I'm glad i don't have to bother with a girlfriend to say the least.


Ok just have the steak Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Mar 2014 17:51    Post subject:


she is gorgeous So Much Win


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Mar 2014 20:51    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:


she is gorgeous So Much Win

Damn right! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Mar 2014 20:56    Post subject:
does anyone has any info on her?


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 00:31    Post subject:
So 14 March 14 is RussianWomenPretendToCookOrEatFood day? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 02:51    Post subject:
Blowjobs are great but I could use a steak right now.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 03:50    Post subject:
RatKing wrote:
Blowjobs are great but I could use a steak right now.

+1 Laughing
I didn't even have dinner today, nothing would beat a steak right now.

Maybe except for some buttsecs with the lady posted above, that one has the potential to scramble my priorities xD
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 04:08    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
does anyone has any info on her?


Nope. My Google skillz fail me :/

Here are two more of her from the official site.





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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 04:28    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 09:47    Post subject:
Got my bj in the morning, looking for the steak after work (and possibly another bj) Smug


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 09:49    Post subject:
looking forward to this today,

a steak for me, a sausage for her Smug

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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 22:26    Post subject:
I had steak......
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 22:56    Post subject:
I had neither.... Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Mar 2014 23:00    Post subject:
There's nothing to do, this new festivity definitely did not fulfill its enthusiastic promises.
Am still hoping for a disappointed Zeel to come over at my place tonight to kill these two birds with one stone *winks sensually*
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Mar 2014 00:03    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
I had steak......

... and I had a bj... but no steak Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Mar 2014 01:57    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
I had steak......

... and I had a bj... but no steak Sad
Steak but no bj here... lettuce trade? J Browman


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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Mar 2014 02:23    Post subject:
depends.... is that steak hot ?


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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Mar 2014 18:12    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
I had steak......

... and I had a bj... but no steak Sad


Same here. Good deal of BJs but no steak. Sad

Got some delicious indian food though. Everything Went Better Than Expected


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Mar 2014 15:31    Post subject:
so who did you all suck off? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Mar 2014 15:46    Post subject:
No steak no blowjob, but I'm not complaining what she did instead Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Mar 2014 15:47    Post subject:
Aeon wrote:
No steak no blowjob, but I'm not complaining what she did instead Smile


Likewise
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Mar 2014 16:53    Post subject:
Aeon wrote:
No steak no blowjob, but I'm not complaining what she did instead Smile


DId you FHITB?


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Mar 2014 17:04    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Aeon wrote:
No steak no blowjob, but I'm not complaining what she did instead Smile


DId you FHITB?


No i think she did the FHITB Very Happy
Aeon wrote:
what she did instead Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Mar 2014 18:55    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Aeon wrote:
No steak no blowjob, but I'm not complaining what she did instead Smile


DId you FHITB?

Haha, I still have to bring that subject to the table Laughing But other than that I had a great night and morning Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Mar 2015 06:30    Post subject:
Happy steak and blowjob day! Very Happy



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