Fokking priest
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 18:56    Post subject: Fokking priest
So I tagged my brother in this picture:

http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140113/640/funny_picdump_608_640_high_45.jpg

and all of a sudden a priest he know get upset and try to lecture me about how wrong it is to make fool out of people and such (clearly he is unable to realize that Miley Cyrus does a damn job making a fool out of herself on her own).

I told him that I didnt invite him when I posted this picture in MY profile and tagged MY brother and he start to lecture me about FB being public and such. I tried to explain to him that it is, but the only reason he can see the picture is cos I tagged it else he need to be on my friendslist to see it.

...he just doesnt get it..


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:02    Post subject:
..oh, and he refuse to stfu..he keeps going on and on and on...


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:03    Post subject:
Just block him. Very Happy

But before you do you can always send him a message: Don't you have small boys to fondle instead of wasting time on me? Devil Troll


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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:05    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
..oh, and he refuse to stfu..he keeps going on and on and on...


Just say Satan told you it was cool, that'll shup him up.

Or trigger a delirious religious fervor spamfest, which would be funny too. Razz
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:05    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
Just block him. Very Happy

But before you do you can always send him a message: Don't you have small boys to fondle instead of wasting time on me? Devil Troll


If I block him, will he be unable to see/post to others who post in threads/pictures I post?


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:16    Post subject:
FHITB!
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:38    Post subject:
Blockity block block.


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:39    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
Just block him. Very Happy

But before you do you can always send him a message: Don't you have small boys to fondle instead of wasting time on me? Devil Troll


If I block him, will he be unable to see/post to others who post in threads/pictures I post?


Not sure tbh, I know you won't see any of his comments or messages.

I know too little of Facebook's block mechanics, but I bet someone else around here could know for sure.


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:49    Post subject:
Tell him if you wanted to hear him preach, you would go to his church.


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 19:56    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Tell him if you wanted to hear him preach, you would go to his church.
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 20:46    Post subject:
don't cockblock a priest,

tell him you're moved by his words and want to go out on a date


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 20:49    Post subject:
Laughing

Block or just answer "lol nope" to every message.
Also tell him that derpbook is a tool of satan and that he should have known better.


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 22:02    Post subject:
this is a golden opportunity to troll him hard Smile enjoy it


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 22:04    Post subject:
wtf is this thread
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 22:29    Post subject:
Show him your pee-pee.


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 22:40    Post subject:
Link him to www.lemonparty.org
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HIz




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jan 2014 22:41    Post subject:
the priest is a lie....
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jan 2014 05:51    Post subject:
HIz wrote:
the priest is a lie....


Nope


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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jan 2014 06:40    Post subject:
first of all... why do you have a priest on your facebook?
you're covered in tats...
you do questionable things in life as in having intercourse out side of wedlock.
So... why do you have a priest?

secondly. Tell him that god taught us not to judge people. tell him to stop judging you. you made a funny picture. No one took offense to it. Only he did. And he's not the moral police, otherwise he wouldn't be judging you and your sense of humour.

Thirdly... tell him to fuck off and get busy writing a sermon rather than going on facebook. the city pays for his internet which leads to sin. He should not be on the internet.

Fourthly why do you have a priest on your facebook? why are you interacting with him?
do you go to his church? if so... cool... tell him to his face that he shouldn't be going on facebook and he start telling you what you should and should not be doing.. tell him that you want to see his browser history and if you find anything questionable on there you will report him.

he's making a fool out of you. He's being a fucking hypocrite. tell him to stfu. who gives a fuck what he thinks? you shouldn't. you're a stand up guy. Doing a swell job living the life you're living. got a good sense of humour. so... wtf? maybe he's jelly of your 20something house maid you got? Cool Face


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jan 2014 06:52    Post subject:
Hehe

I dont have a priest on my fb, my brother does Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jan 2014 17:10    Post subject:
I have a solution for you, Ankh. Just change your profile picture and use this instead:



He'll go away! 100% guaranteed Laughing Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jan 2014 17:33    Post subject:
Laughing

Unfriend him!


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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jan 2014 17:37    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
Just block him. Very Happy

But before you do you can always send him a message: Don't you have small boys to fondle instead of wasting time on me? Devil Troll


If I block him, will he be unable to see/post to others who post in threads/pictures I post?


He will be unable to see where you are tagged, if someone is tagged into your pictures and you will not show up in any searches.




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jan 2014 17:59    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I have a solution for you, Ankh. Just change your profile picture and use this instead:



He'll go away! 100% guaranteed Laughing Razz


Laughing better Ankh 6:66 Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 13:41    Post subject:
Tell him to fuck off and get a real job
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 15:03    Post subject:
Ask him if it's true that 10 out of 11 priests are admitted pedophiles and that one of them always denies it but really is the worst of them all.

Then if he denies it, say: SO IT'S YOU!


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jan 2014 15:09    Post subject:
Haha I only just saw the picture lol!

fisk wrote:
Ask him if it's true that 10 out of 11 priests are admitted pedophiles and that one of them always denies it but really is the worst of them all.

Then if he denies it, say: SO IT'S YOU!


haha


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Jan 2014 02:55    Post subject:
guess his godly love was LIKE A WREAKING BALL


Aww Yeah


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