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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 09:58    Post subject: p0rn sites not loading :(
So I dk if there is something wrong with my browsers (I tried uninstalling the newest flash version, and installing previous one, no help there) or is my ISP messing my p0rn sites somehow, but I cannot view half of them!

pornhub, xtube... all not working :S



Like wtff? What am I suppose to fap to now? Sad

I tried proxies and some worked (displayed the page correctly), but videos weren't loading :\


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 10:30    Post subject:
open google.com

enter your fetish + site:vk.com (and add +720p if you like it crisp)


f.e.

"horny midgets" 720p site:vk.com
have fun Very Happy


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 10:50    Post subject:
The reason why I still keep a porn stash Smug


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 11:17    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
The reason why I still keep a porn stash Smug


You mean?



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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 11:56    Post subject:
Well I guess dingo found what he was searching for as he did not reply Cool Face


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 12:46    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Well I guess dingo found what he was searching for as he did not reply Cool Face


Well not really, but xvideos provided for something that satisfied my needs xD

I'll keep in mind what you wrote pumpy Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 15:16    Post subject:
I always fap thinking of women I know IRL, better feeling
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 15:37    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
I always fap thinking of women I know IRL, better feeling


I actually try to abstain, that way sex is better Very Happy But I haven't fapped in a while or had sex so...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 15:42    Post subject:
I thought you had a boyfriend..?


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and yes, mine is only average
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 16:58    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
I thought you had a boyfriend..?


I have, but I don't get to see him that often Sad


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.


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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 17:02    Post subject:
I try to take care of business before sexytime with my lady as to prevent from cuming to fast. Although I've cut down on my porn habits as not to get too jaded for sexytime


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 18:57    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
I try to take care of business before sexytime with my lady as to prevent from cuming to fast. Although I've cut down on my porn habits as not to get too jaded for sexytime


If I fap the day I have sex, I can last for like 20 min :S (and trust me, no one likes to be pounded for that long) That's why I tend not to fap too much anymore xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 21:25    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Acer wrote:
I try to take care of business before sexytime with my lady as to prevent from cuming to fast. Although I've cut down on my porn habits as not to get too jaded for sexytime


If I fap the day I have sex, I can last for like 20 min :S (and trust me, no one likes to be pounded for that long) That's why I tend not to fap too much anymore xD



Well my GF begs to differ Wink


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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 21:53    Post subject:
damn, I usually go on for 2-3h.. then some relaxing phase, with some caressing, talking, then another round

at the 20min mark I'm still going down on her.. or 69


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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 21:55    Post subject:
But i guess anal is different from vaginal sex, might get sore after a few mins...


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 22:18    Post subject:
use more lube?

I usually use a finger first to spread it around, then on with the main business


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and yes, mine is only average
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 22:31    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
You mean?

That too. Laughing

So I guess that dingo "went to church" successfully. Fuck Yeah


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 22:42    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
damn, I usually go on for 2-3h.. then some relaxing phase, with some caressing, talking, then another round

at the 20min mark I'm still going down on her.. or 69


Oh, I'm not counting the forplay, sucking and all that jazz Laughing The actual act can vary depending if I've fapped or not Very Happy If I haven't fap for more than 2 days I'm done in like 10 minutes, and then there were times where I have fapped the same day and we had to take a break Laughing

Sadly I cannot compare it to vaginal sex since I had none :S


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Feb 2014 23:15    Post subject:
Damn, not even accidentally slipped your dick inside a chick? Ever been curious to try?


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 00:32    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
Damn, not even accidentally slipped your dick inside a chick? Ever been curious to try?


Nope :\

I mean I've had crush on a girl, but I was usually shot down, or I would get hit on, but was totally clueless xD But I've been attracted sexually to guys since I was like 12 (puberty) so I always feared that when, and if I'd ever be with a girl, I couldn't get my dick up and that would be embarrassing so I never tried.

Plus I really like dicks xD hahahaha


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 00:37    Post subject:
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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 08:18    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Acer wrote:
Damn, not even accidentally slipped your dick inside a chick? Ever been curious to try?


Nope :\

I mean I've had crush on a girl, but I was usually shot down, or I would get hit on, but was totally clueless xD But I've been attracted sexually to guys since I was like 12 (puberty) so I always feared that when, and if I'd ever be with a girl, I couldn't get my dick up and that would be embarrassing so I never tried.

Plus I really like dicks xD hahahaha



Have a few friends who are gay and from what they tell me it seems to be so much easier picking up guys than girls and alot less drama.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 08:48    Post subject:
yea when i was single, at times i used to wish i was gay, none of that bullshit drama and hard work to get laid.
"hey dude, you got a dick, i got a dick, we both like dicks, mkay? Wink"
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 08:57    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Acer wrote:
Damn, not even accidentally slipped your dick inside a chick? Ever been curious to try?


Nope :\

I mean I've had crush on a girl, but I was usually shot down, or I would get hit on, but was totally clueless xD But I've been attracted sexually to guys since I was like 12 (puberty) so I always feared that when, and if I'd ever be with a girl, I couldn't get my dick up and that would be embarrassing so I never tried.

Plus I really like dicks xD hahahaha



Have a few friends who are gay and from what they tell me it seems to be so much easier picking up guys than girls and alot less drama.



Ohh noooo xD gay guys can be a loooot more dramatic, trust me Laughing

Plus most of the gay guys are obsessed with the looks. That brings out tons of insecurities in them, and a lot of mental issues. I'm not an exception. My bf and I both go to the gym like crazy, and we want to look like the guys on the tumblr Laughing Luckily, we don't need to worry about finding anybody since we have each other, and we're comfortable with that, but if we were single...

But when it comes to casual sex, guys can be easier I guess. Never did that myself. I also don't think I could do one night stands. I'm too paranoid xD

@Interinactive: The same question that my sister and my mom asked: how do you know that you don't like girls if you've never been with one?

I should have said: how do you know that you're not attracted to girls?

There just is no sexual arousal when it comes to girls. I can appreciate the woman form, the nice butt and boobs, nice face, but when I'd imagine having sex with them... nope, nothing. My dick only works on guys xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 09:08    Post subject:
that dick test can be very accurate, just look up naked guys/gals and let your dick be the judge...


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 11:52    Post subject:
Yeah, go to my site, come back and tell me youre still gay.
And oh, my deep condolences for no pron loading.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 12:25    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:

"horny midgets" 720p site:vk.com
have fun Very Happy



Your search - "horny midgets" 720p site:vk.com - did not match any documents. Mad
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 12:36    Post subject:


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 12:50    Post subject:
For all your tube needs: tubegalore.com

Try it now, thank me later Pffchh
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 12:56    Post subject:
Try uninstalling antivirus/firewall, new browser, clean hosts file...
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