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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:10    Post subject: Did something unspeakable...
So, i have always been a pretty hairy guy, so today i thought i'd shave of some long hairs on my chest and made an accident so that i shaved all the way in on a place badly. So i had a thought i acted upon with impulse. I thought i haven't had a hairless chest in like 18 years, and i started shaving it all off. Half way through i regretted it like i betrayed my own body. Who the fuck shaves his own chest hairless? well, it was for science i guess. Now i feel more naked than when i'm naked, and certainly hope the itching won't be too bad when it starts growing out again :/
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:13    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Who the fuck shaves his own chest hairless?


Me, I hate having a hairy chest Smile
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:14    Post subject:
I feel like a gigantic baby Sad
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:18    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
I feel like a gigantic baby Sad


Laughing I had that same feel when an ex, with my permission, shaved off my hair.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:37    Post subject:
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:43    Post subject:
I once shaved off hair under my arm. And it was honestly the best feeling in the world.

I doubt I could ever do chest tho


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:44    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Who the fuck shaves his own chest hairless?


Me, I hate having a hairy chest Smile


It's the one place I can't seem to grow hair and I'm totally fine with it

mm right not the only place, have my back as well. Ah well saves me trimming/shaving time xD


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fisk




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 02:58    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
I feel like a gigantic baby Sad


You are, but not because you lack hair but that you care about superficial shit like that.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 03:02    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
I feel like a gigantic baby Sad


You are, but not because you lack hair but that you care about superficial shit like that.


Judging by that post i bet you can't grow body hair.
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fisk




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 03:12    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
fisk wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
I feel like a gigantic baby Sad


You are, but not because you lack hair but that you care about superficial shit like that.


Judging by that post i bet you can't grow body hair.


I thought everyone could? Well, maybe not those with alopecia areata or totalis. I just don't care enough about it to sit and worry or call it "unspeakable" or any overly dramatic nonsense. Grow a beard, grow chesthair, don't, grow long nails, don't or whatever - thinking about such things is a waste of time.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 03:21    Post subject:
As usual you are taking things way more serious than intended.
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 06:29    Post subject:
Hmm shave almost everything...... minus the legs...

Its too annoying to have chest hair in this fucking heat, also armpits hairs, and i do have smooth eggs. Awesome
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 08:07    Post subject:
I don't see a problem, then again I barely have any chest hair in the first place, have to shave my face near daily though.
(I guess it varies from person to person, I wouldn't really look normal with a hairy 70's style chest.)

Heh some guys even shave their asses.
(Or wax, that has to hurt like hell.)
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xxax
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 08:59    Post subject:
Well welcome to the new generation. Now your chest looks like Justin Biebers and 13 year old girls would find it attractive.

Ah i see Fisk again can't take a joke...
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 09:07    Post subject:
I shave only my face every week (since my beard is almost nonexistent), my balls when I see that the hair on them has grown, since it's really not a nice feeling when you suck somebodies balls, and they are hairy - so do your ladies a favor and shave them, they'll be grateful (my bf is, so I don't see why they wouldn't be Wink).
Other than that, I don't have anything to shave. I'd feel weird if I had no underarm hair, so that stays, and I shaved my ass once, but it was tricky. And once it starts growing it itches so I don't do that anymore :S

I guess it all depends tho. If I had chest hair, if it looked good I'd leave it and become a bear or an otter, but otherwise no...

Oh and don't use that cream that women use for legs on your balls Laughing


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frogster




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 09:09    Post subject:
i'm shaving pitarms since forever. balls aswell. (the area there).
mainly during summer i pluck (this is the right word? ) hair from my chest. with tweezers. fortunately i dont have to much Smile) i really hate it.
shaving face 2 times/week.

i would be so glad if i could remove my beard permanently, without health issues Smile.


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Saner




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 09:13    Post subject:
I SHAVE NOTHING!


Well occasionally the face when the moans.


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 10:02    Post subject:
more important, don't shave Your butt hairs. Its not a a nice experience.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 10:20    Post subject:


xD
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 10:38    Post subject:
^I WAS GONNA POST THAT! Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 11:04    Post subject:
I trim my dick, really hate having thick pubic hair down there even though I like alittle hair on my gf.
But shaving anything else is kinda gay.

On a side note I've been doing IPL laser treatment on my back and shoulders, going to my third one in a few weeks. Its costly but so worth it in the end. Id hate to look like a big hairy ape when I get older.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 12:22    Post subject:
I'd like to have laser treatment on my back too tbh. I have patches here and there, and it looks ugly as hell. Not really easy reaching it to shave it away Razz
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sanchin




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 12:55    Post subject:
I had a flatmate who looked almost like a bear, that hairy chest and back.
I'm blessed with not-that-fast-growing facial hair, so I shave when I start looking like a hobo - once in 2 or 3 weeks, and I don't shave completely - I leave something out on the chin and around the mouth.
As for chest - a little bit hairy, but not too much, leave it as it is in case it worsens Very Happy
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 22:58    Post subject:
sanchin wrote:
I had a flatmate who looked almost like a bear, that hairy chest and back.
I'm blessed with not-that-fast-growing facial hair, so I shave when I start looking like a hobo - once in 2 or 3 weeks, and I don't shave completely - I leave something out on the chin and around the mouth.
As for chest - a little bit hairy, but not too much, leave it as it is in case it worsens Very Happy

Hairy back is almost like a curse, I am thankful that my bearness covers all my body except for that specific part. Girls usually don't mind hairy chest (some love it even), but as soon as they see hair in the back they activate the inglip mode Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 23:04    Post subject:
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 09:52    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Acer wrote:
I trim my dick, really hate having thick pubic hair down there even though I like alittle hair on my gf.
But shaving anything else is kinda gay.

On a side note I've been doing IPL laser treatment on my back and shoulders, going to my third one in a few weeks. Its costly but so worth it in the end. Id hate to look like a big hairy ape when I get older.


Wow that's a double standard if I ever saw one. Shaving is gay, but going to a cosmetic salon to have a laser treatment to get it permanently removed is not?


Not if it's preformed by a girl! Duuuh!

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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 10:10    Post subject:
Its not THAT unspeakable...I hope Razz cos I need to shave my chest laters when I reach that part with my next tatttoo. (going from the head down to my left foot).


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 10:21    Post subject:
I feel lucky I'm hairless (practically speaking that is). No chest hair, no back hair, or ass hair..leg hair and arm hair is thin and fine.

Hell I couldn't grow a beard other than a goatee if I tried..Im 40, and never had to shave more than around my mouth. Only time I have to shave my jawline or any of my checks is when a random stray hair shows up.
When I was young I fussed about not being able to grow a full beard....but now its nice shaving once a week for like 30 seconds to get rid of the mustache area and leaving the chin beard..and done with it. haha

I couldn't imaging having chest/back/ass hair or thick arm or leg hair..that would be sooo annoying.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 10:56    Post subject:
Iv got no back hair, minimal chest hair... face hair is a whole other story tho Laughing
I had a full beard when I was 17
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 11:44    Post subject:
DXWarlock, you wrote almost everything I was going to. Only place where I'm furry are my legs. And I'm more than happy about it. Sure there are times I wish I'd look like a lumberjack commando but that's human nature to want something you don't have. Out of possible options this is the best, imo.

That said I trim my armpits and balls. Why wouldn't I?


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