Jenna Jameson Uses Her Tits to Turn 4chan Into PI [NSFW]
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 16:15    Post subject: Jenna Jameson Uses Her Tits to Turn 4chan Into PI [NSFW]
Jenna Jameson Uses Her Tits to Turn 4chan Into Her Personal Army



4chan's /b/ imageboard was where modern Internet trolling was practically invented, so when a user showed up late Friday night claiming to be Jenna Jameson, /b/tards were understandably skeptical.

"Hi Guys, it's me, Jenna Jameson and I am having a really bad night," wrote the on-again-off-again-on-again porn star. "My ex assistant who goes by the name of [redacted] turned out to be a con artist. I do not know if [redacted] is his last name. I finally found him out and fired him... Since he was previed [sic] to my personal information such as passwords he reset and probably deleted my twitter @jennajameson and has also removed all pictures of me and him from my instagram. He is completely fucking with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. I am in the process of consolidating and resetting all my passwords. I will be attaching images of him shortly."

To prove she was who she said she was, Jameson posted a photo of herself holding a sign confirming the date and time. She also asked the anons to go easy on her and not request that she show her tits "or GTFO," in familiar 4chan style.

Obviously, that wasn't going to happen, and Jameson was swiftly made to give up the goods.

Somehow, she didn't seem too put out by it:



She also agreed to /b/'s infamous "put shoe on head" demand, but put her own sexy spin on the fetish:



Having had all their demands met, 4chan went to work fulfilling Jameson's wish. Within one hour, Anonymous had uncovered the ex-assistant's home address, his driver's license number, his social security number, and his credit score:



Satisfied, Jameson gave her personal army one final unsolicited pic:



sauce: http://gawker.com/jenna-jameson-uses-her-tits-to-turn-4chan-into-her-pers-1495432027


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 16:19    Post subject:
nsfw add that to topic title tnx


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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 16:21    Post subject:
Really, you read Jenna Jameson and you need a NSFW tag? Are You Serious


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 16:42    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Really, you read Jenna Jameson and you need a NSFW tag? Are You Serious



?

Man drugs and plastic surgery FUCKED her up


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 17:45    Post subject:
Not a lot of 40+ women that look good.


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 17:47    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Not a lot of 40+ women that look good.

Actually many do, much better than her. Her face has turned into a duckface, due to all the surgery she's had. Terrible.
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 17:57    Post subject:
Awsome! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 19:19    Post subject:
Who dat ugly bitch.


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 19:24    Post subject:
didn't even recognize her anymore lol. She looked so much better "naturally",
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 20:12    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
fisk wrote:
Not a lot of 40+ women that look good.

Actually many do, much better than her. Her face has turned into a duckface, due to all the surgery she's had. Terrible.


Agreed, her face is horrible - completely ruined by plastic derpery.
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 20:14    Post subject:
I don't get it. So many porn actresses start so cute and good looking, only to ruin it with these brain-dead retarded fake shit, that makes them look like plastic dolls Rolling Eyes
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 20:26    Post subject:
drugs, social pressure, getting used, greed, etc..


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 20:29    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
I don't get it. So many porn actresses start so cute and good looking, only to ruin it with these brain-dead retarded fake shit, that makes them look like plastic dolls Rolling Eyes


More money. Jenna Jameson didnt do anything until after she retired, though.


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 21:44    Post subject:
She's only plastic now, but what I find impressive is 4chan's efficiency, not even one hour and they already knew everything about the guy Surprised
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Jan 2014 22:10    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
She's only plastic now, but what I find impressive is 4chan's efficiency, not even one hour and they already knew everything about the guy Surprised


Amazing what tits can do. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 00:18    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
She's only plastic now, but what I find impressive is 4chan's efficiency, not even one hour and they already knew everything about the guy Surprised


public records and all that. once you have someones full name, you can find them.


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 00:22    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Really, you read Jenna Jameson and you need a NSFW tag? Are You Serious


could have just posted the story but you posted the pictures as well. Very Happy
one of the pictures is titties. not good in a work environment. story and name doesn't necessarily mean nsfw. but picture of titties does.


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