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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 19:04    Post subject: Sex education fail?
Back in 5th or 6th grade at elementary school I remember our teacher said its normal for lots of guys to gather and fap together Neutral Can't really remember, but I think there was an article about it in our science book too O.o

Maybe I just wasn't invited to those fap-fests Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 19:13    Post subject:
They tought me that aswell, never done it though.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 19:20    Post subject:
Really?
Having a dick size contest with the guys might be a normal thing growing up but whacking it? Wtf???

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 19:26    Post subject:
Yeah, seems so strange and akward... and I guess most people was thinking that when they where 11-13 at least! DAFUQ... european conspiracy Aeon? Wink LOL
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 19:51    Post subject:
Sounds more like she was sharing her fantasies.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 19:53    Post subject:
Don't feel left out deelix, it's still not too late. Now, which software would be the best for a webcam conference call... J Browman
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 19:57    Post subject: Re: Sex education fail?
deelix wrote:
Back in 5th or 6th grade at elementary school I remember our teacher said its normal for lots of guys to gather and fap together Neutral Can't really remember, but I think there was an article about it in our science book too O.o

Maybe I just wasn't invited to those fap-fests Laughing
You mean you never did that?!
Get away from me you weirdo!

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 20:03    Post subject:
Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 20:36    Post subject:
sounds like ur typical nordic adolescent situation.. if it moves fuck it, if it has nothing to do with you and minding own self just go over and throw your cock around the table while innocent people try to have a drink etc, exptecting to be baws and get some girl insterested.

All this while shoving masses alco down ur neck.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 21:14    Post subject:
The major problem is that nordics are lacking of vitamin D. That's why nordic people should spend some time on south and receive more sunlight. Cool Face

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 21:15    Post subject:
We have a term here in Sweden which I think is called "Runka bulle" but I can't really remember the details as well, I also believe the British term of this is something as "Soggy biscuit" but again I don't know the details all that well. Smile

Never heard of it ever being done though, maybe it was popular in the 60's or so as a form of entertainment. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 21:20    Post subject:
JBeckman wrote:
We have a term here in Sweden which I think is called "Runka bulle" but I can't really remember the details as well, I also believe the British term of this is something as "Soggy biscuit" but again I don't know the details all that well. Smile

Never heard of it ever being done though, maybe it was popular in the 60's or so as a form of entertainment. Razz


Runka Bulle, hehe. Makes me think of this:


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 21:31    Post subject:
Don't know why you complain Deelix, you are in the VIP section, no?
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 22:15    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Don't know why you complain Deelix, you are in the VIP section, no?


but they're rainbow partes... wanking is done while waiting... wouldn't call it a group thing.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 22:19    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Sounds more like she was sharing her fantasies.


nobody said "she".
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 22:26    Post subject:
fap fests sounds weird. We just buttfucked eachother.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 23:08    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
fisk wrote:
Sounds more like she was sharing her fantasies.


nobody said "she".


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 23:24    Post subject:
nobody said it was a female teacher ...
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Dec 2013 23:34    Post subject:
We did it once, bunch of us gathered around a penthouse magazine and fapped - we didn't show dicks, did it in trousers, which was really awkward plus if we did I probably would have come sooner tho xD xD

I remember some guys were fapping during the class. I didn't find that arousing or amusing.

My middle school was weird :\

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2013 00:16    Post subject:
We had a guy in elementary school who would regularly jump on the school desk and start fapping even in front of the teacher. He wasn't even mentally challenged, he just liked being at the center of "attention". Laughing
And fap-parties were also very common here as well in the pre-teen days. Hell, some of my old classmates "organized" one even in high school Razz

I've always stayed away from those people, they were simply disgusting
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2013 09:10    Post subject:
I think we might have been tought about the game soggy biscuit as well :/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2013 11:19    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
We did it once, bunch of us gathered around a penthouse magazine and fapped - we didn't show dicks, did it in trousers, which was really awkward plus if we did I probably would have come sooner tho xD xD

I remember some guys were fapping during the class. I didn't find that arousing or amusing.

My middle school was weird :\
So there we have it, thats the reason you became gay! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2013 11:24    Post subject:
Never heard about this kind of sex education. There was a lot of funny junk in those classes, nonetheless. Sounds.. ...intriguing.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2013 18:18    Post subject:
how do you masturbate with pants or underwear on? Neutral that's weird.

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2013 18:20    Post subject:
Well, underwear usually strechtes, so maybe that's how ?Razz

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2013 20:04    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
how do you masturbate with pants or underwear on? Neutral that's weird.


So you take that out of the whole text as weird... Laughing You could have stopped at a bunch of guys gathering to fap of as weird no matter how or what tools they use Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Dec 2013 00:57    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
how do you masturbate with pants or underwear on? Neutral that's weird.


So you take that out of the whole text as weird... Laughing You could have stopped at a bunch of guys gathering to fap of as weird no matter how or what tools they use Laughing


Laughing this xD

And Sev I actually found out in 4th grade, when puberty hit, that I was gay, and this was in 7th grade iirc Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Dec 2013 07:32    Post subject:
Isn't this something like a penis inspection day?

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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Dec 2013 09:16    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Isn't this something like a penis inspection day?


We never had those Sad

Plus I grew up in a very homophobic surroundings :\ I wish I had more friends who wished to experiment grinhurt

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