Mount Your Friends - "qwop-like" climbing game
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prudislav
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 10:42    Post subject: Mount Your Friends - "qwop-like" climbing game

Greenlight: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151201980
Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/296470/
Website: http://www.stegersaurus.com/
Release Date: 29 July 2014
About game:
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Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own couch, assuming that your couch is not composed of sexual innuendo. If it is, I would suggest buying a new couch or at least getting the current one cleaned professionally.

More specifically, Mount Your Friends is a physics based competitive climbing game where what you climb is each other. Each player takes a turn climbing to the top of a tower of previous climbers (and a goat) trying to make the new highest point before time runs out. If someone runs out of time before reaching the top, they're eliminated. This is a game that is simple to get into, but the more you play it, the more nuanced your strategies become. Adept competitors can create massive towers by flinging themselves faster than simple climbing methods can attain. Of course, there's also the humor of seeing your ragdoll climbers fall all the way down a tower!

This game is currently out on XBox Live Indie Games, but I'd like to expand it more for the Steam audience. I'm looking to add the following to the game for the Steam release if it gets through Greenlight.

Key Features:

    Climber customization - You want a team of green zombie climbers with red eyes and handlebar mustaches? Go ahead!
    Plot rich Single Player campaign - Learn how you became such a great climber, go to exotic locations, repair space stations!
    Simultaneous multiplayer modes - Pick up a sword and have a duel! Wrestle with other climbers in real time!
    Mouse and keyboard controls - Because most PC players don't use an XBox controller!
    Dynamic day/night and weather conditions - Climb through the storm!
    Statue based high scores - Remember your best climbs with shiny, commemorative statues of your climber

Realistic crotch simulation

Trailer:


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chiv




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 10:48    Post subject:
That actually looks kinda fun.


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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 10:55    Post subject:
Looks way too easy and fun for 2 mins max.


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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 12:04    Post subject:
Sounds like a Kinect sex game.


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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 14:26    Post subject:
lol?
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Bendi




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 15:52    Post subject:
The game is soooo getting banned in Russia Laughing




sin317 wrote:

typical jew comment
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 16:19    Post subject:
Mount Your Friends


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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 17:15    Post subject:
deleted by MAX, next time tag ur stuff if you're going to post stuff like that please... not to mention this isnt exactly the place for that, and yes I'm aware of the design of the game
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Aug 2013 17:21    Post subject:
very nice


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Aug 2013 13:49    Post subject:
JanKowalski82 wrote:
Sounds like a Kinect sex game.


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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Aug 2013 00:52    Post subject:
Bendi wrote:
The game is soooo getting banned in Russia Laughing



Holy fucking shit this game
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prudislav
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2014 08:28    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2014 08:38    Post subject:
gay ass game
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2014 13:17    Post subject:
shlong physics Me Gusta
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 17:24    Post subject:
4 hours till launch? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 19:20    Post subject:
we are gonna need a gay games thread soon it seems Devil Troll


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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 21:51    Post subject:
Me Gusta


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Claptonvaughn




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 22:21    Post subject:
Bendi wrote:
The game is soooo getting banned in Russia Laughing




Someone made a 26 minute video of it?

What is there to talk about??? It's men climbing men and their packages have physics. Nuff said.
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