These days, folks have a lot of funny ideas about what makes a Real Cowboy..."
The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.
Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he steps through a blue portal and into a purgatory dimension, Strange:
Here, a friendly witch is handing out guns to visitors. A crazed, German-speaking wizard hurls elecbolts from his castle. And upriver, something's going on that involves a lot of chickens.
Stuck in the middle sits Sam, a Real Cowboy.
... But that's just his job title back home-- it's not obvious that it's of any practical help here!
FEATURES
Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax
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