47 Ronin [2013/R]
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2013 20:56    Post subject: 47 Ronin [2013/R]


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1335975/

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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2013 20:59    Post subject:
despite everyone speaking engrish I loved the trailer. An oriental 300. Sign me up Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2013 21:00    Post subject:
Looks very cool.

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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2013 21:00    Post subject:
Another "orient" flick where white man has to come and revolutionize the natives to help them fight another native enemy. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2013 21:14    Post subject:
Looks like crap. The trailer convinced me this was shot on a "low" budget (eg $50m), but upon research the budget is actually $175 million Surprised Laughing Facepalm


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2013 21:22    Post subject:
first time director as well. Some nice colours and nice shots. yes cheap cgi... but it still looks pretty nice for a first timer. If the action is decent + acting is good... we might have a new kosinski for samurai/monster movies


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2013 23:10    Post subject:
Definitely not the movie that I was expecting o.O

I thought this project was a more "serious" one, and instead we get the typical hollywoodian flick with banal dialogues and tons of CGI. Could still be decent for some brainless fun, though. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 21:53    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Looks like crap.


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/47_ronin/

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TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 22:10    Post subject:
Dayem, I hope it's one of those 'so bad it's good' movies grinhurt

The imdb people seem to dig it though, not that I'm surprised or anything Laughing I'll check it out for sure anyway. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 22:21    Post subject:
"Possibly the second-worst thing to happen to Japan so far this century" Laughing

http://www.film.com/movies/47-ronin-review

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"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Dec 2013 01:53    Post subject:
can't be worse than wolverine and riddick, these are most lame and retarded film i saw this year
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Dec 2013 02:20    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
"Possibly the second-worst thing to happen to Japan so far this century" Laughing

http://www.film.com/movies/47-ronin-review

0.5/10 Laughing


I dunno if the film will be any good, but this guy sounds stupidly biased, like the kind of guy determined to hate it, and go out of his way to trash it, taking out his dislike to the extreme Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Dec 2013 04:26    Post subject:
You know you are a terrible actor if you're white and you play a samurai in a Hollywood movie about a (fake) part of the history of Japan.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Dec 2013 13:53    Post subject:
samurai s and fiction only Japanese can pull off. those dragons looked like fucking carneval, id piss my pants every time that dragon would be on the screenm holy shit what a shit trailer and shit flick that gonna be
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Dec 2013 14:41    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
consolitis wrote:
Looks like crap.


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/47_ronin/

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