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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 04:31    Post subject: if your technologically impaired father wants to give your..
gf his laptop...

DO NO TAKE IT!

I get a text today about porn on the laptop which I done use.
FUCKING GROSS. Sad Sad Sad Sad


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 04:48    Post subject:
Oh snap xD

I had to fix my father's PC several times in the past and guess what..

Laughing

But fortunately it's all between us, the manly men. That sucks Waldo Sad It's not easy to explain her that it's normal, that we all do it etc. ..but she's surely smart enough to get it anyway, I wouldn't worry too much Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 05:14    Post subject:
well?

don't leave us in suspense....




what kinda porn?


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 05:15    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 05:30    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Oh snap xD

Laughing

Best thing to do now is pretend it never happened Laughing and maybe joke about it during a drunk christmas family dinner Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 05:39    Post subject:
or like a friend of mine finding out his married dad is going to sexdating sites.
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 14:08    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Oh snap xD

I had to fix my father's PC several times in the past and guess what..

Laughing

But fortunately it's all between us, the manly men. That sucks Waldo Sad It's not easy to explain her that it's normal, that we all do it etc. ..but she's surely smart enough to get it anyway, I wouldn't worry too much Razz
Like father like son Laughing


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 17:41    Post subject:
they were bookmarks and they synced with all the computers. ugh.
in polish too. my fiancee translated and lolled Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 18:41    Post subject:
The other way around is more common, but this is kinda funny... well, not to me Sad
Remember a LAN party about 10 years ago, it was summer and we figured we should all go swimming. After that iv been obsessive with windows button + L!
...turns out my step father went down to the basement where we had LAN for whatever reason, and saw porn on at least two PCs. The bastard didn't say anything then... but weeks later at the dinner table I was talking about my PC needing a format, then suddenly my step dad says "well, then you're gonna loose all your porn!"
Im like Rage + extreme awkwardness.

Anyways my mother seems to be a little more naive than I thoguth because she did a kyle's mom: "WHAT WHAT WHAT?" Laughing (you read that in kyle's moms voice Laughing )
Moms think their kids are angels, poor mothers Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 18:46    Post subject:
deelix wrote:

she did a kyle's mom: "WHAT WHAT WHAT?" Laughing (you read that in kyle's moms voice Laughing )


i definitely did, you fucker Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 19:31    Post subject:
deelix wrote:

Moms think their kids are angels, poor mothers Sad
Such naivety, unbelievable Very Happy if Hitler had a mother that was still alive she would be all like "Oh he is such a good boy, he would never gas people alive those are all lies, his best friend was a jewish boy when they were 8 they were playing in the closet all the time".
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 20:25    Post subject:
Oh man you just sparked a memory, long years ago, in the Kazaa p2p time's we made a lan party, and while browsing the computer's for isos, i went into the kazaa folder of a friend of ours, we found some neat video and i yelled: "Fuck yeah good porn in XXXX's computer!!! In the kazaa folder"

We copied it and shit, big, fucking, mistake. Between all the nice stuff, he had some major fucking sick videos, stuff with horses, kids, dogs, grannys, i mean any fucking shit you could imagine, i had to delete it before i threw up. This guy was fucking sick! Shocked Fuck im starting to wonder why we never stepped away or reported him to the police lol.

Nay!
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 20:30    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Oh man you just sparked a memory, long years ago, in the Kazaa p2p time's we made a lan party, and while browsing the computer's for isos, i went into the kazaa folder of a friend of ours, we found some neat video and i yelled: "Fuck yeah good porn in XXXX's computer!!! In the kazaa folder"

We copied it and shit, big, fucking, mistake. Between all the nice stuff, he had some major fucking sick videos, stuff with horses, kids, dogs, grannys, i mean any fucking shit you could imagine, i had to delete it before i threw up. This guy was fucking sick! Shocked Fuck im starting to wonder why we never stepped away or reported him to the police lol.

Nay!
Because then the cops would find similar folders on your computers? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 20:33    Post subject:
@Waldolol

Just be grateful you didn't find any CP on there, it happened to a friend of mine that found CP on her husband's computer. Needless to say, it's ex-husband now Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th May 2013 23:57    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
@Waldolol

Just be grateful you didn't find any CP on there, it happened to a friend of mine that found CP on her husband's computer. Needless to say, it's ex-husband now Laughing

Damn, that's just sick :<

@Toni: Laughing
When a guy -no matter the age- has a PC and an internet connection available, porn will inevitably happen, it's one of those unwritten rules of life Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th May 2013 03:31    Post subject:
What's cp?


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th May 2013 04:05    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th May 2013 04:06    Post subject:
Oh


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th May 2013 11:56    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Oh
You thought it was what, cute porn? Laughing Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th May 2013 17:32    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
What's cp?


Civil Protection. One step away from Combine.


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"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th May 2013 17:32    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
What's cp?


Civil Protection. One step away from Combine.


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th May 2013 19:09    Post subject:
I went to my fathers place to help him with his Mac...and I found some porn that he had written Very Happy Ofc I had to mention it to him! Very Happy


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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