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 Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:12 Post subject: Keyboard over sex? |
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Tonight, not the first time, i turned down sex from my fiancee an went playing. Don't get me wrong, i love pussy , and now she's saying that she'll blackmail me with sex. Too bad for her, i've got my both hands and internet. If i should start celibacy, i'd have games and fishing to compensate.
So how about you?
You prefer PeCee over PuCee?
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:30 Post subject: |
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Sure, I've turned down sex with my girlfriend. Not because I'd rather play computergames, but because I wasn't in the mood. This odd idea women have about men always being in the mood for the horizontal mambo is quite ridiculous.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:33 Post subject: |
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All I’d need is fishing to turn into celibacy 
I wouldn't turn down pussy so I can go play games
I sure as hell wouldn't want to loose my train of thought when I’m writing my 'poetic' essay 
Depends when like jedibob said 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:33 Post subject: |
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| JediBob wrote: | | Sure, I've turned down sex with my girlfriend. Not because I'd rather play computergames, but because I wasn't in the mood. This odd idea women have about men always being in the mood for the horizontal mambo is quite ridiculous. |
Yeah i agree.
We are horny creatures sometimes, but not as bad as women think imo
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TheDamned
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:36 Post subject: |
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if teh wife is hot keyboard over sex 1000000000000000000000000x times damnit!
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-=Cartoon=-
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:37 Post subject: |
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done it heaps with ex girlfriends... mainly during my old TFC days =D
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:39 Post subject: |
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NEVER...... would I turn down pussy for PC, unless we're talking about Black & White 2. Sex rox.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:56 Post subject: |
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Aw sheit. seems i cant do even this right. There shoulda been 1 more option in poll. Seems its the headline now . Oh well
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:58 Post subject: |
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lol ^^^
I looked up "gormless" in the dictionary, it said "without gorm" .... so i looked up "gorm" but it wasn't there ????
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:00 Post subject: |
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kommando...
how on earth did you find that?
no wait
what made you look for it?
you're weird
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:06 Post subject: |
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Kommando that thing is cool.
Think that would be cheaper than wife too.
Use , rince , repeat.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:09 Post subject: |
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 hahahahahahahha
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:18 Post subject: |
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sex over games??? we should just perm bann all of you and be done with it
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:23 Post subject: |
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ban me ban me please for a week hahaha
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:28 Post subject: |
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lol i just did but not over game just was watching good film like "the pianist"
lol i better had sex
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:39 Post subject: |
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i HOPE you guys are kidding... for your sake
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:51 Post subject: |
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we aren't crazed sex maniacs like you!
We don't need bodily pleasure to keep us entertained! Sometimes a good book, a great game, or a decent movie will suffice! Why do I have to commit my physical strength for mere minutes of sexual pleasure when I could spend the night reading a novel and gain a vast amount of mental pleasure! Ever had a mental orgasm?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Last edited by Injurious on Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:00; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:58 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: | we aren't crazed sex maniacs like you!
We don't need bodily pleasure to keep us entertained! Sometimes a good book, a great game, or a decent movie will suffice! Why do I have to commit my physical strength for mere minutes of sexual pleasure when I could spend the night reading a novel and gain a vast amount mental pleasure! Ever had a mental orgasm?
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Neither have I...  |
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:02 Post subject: |
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que?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:13 Post subject: |
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and what made you look for a virtual blowjob?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:18 Post subject: |
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wtf!?!
y'guys are sick!
virtual sex  
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 04:24 Post subject: |
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the fuck? what sites do you got to? what pop-ups! hahahahhahahahahahhahahaa fuck man
that's like... jesus... man i download porn i dun like porn sites
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 05:32 Post subject: |
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don't cd keys come in nfos ankeygens that usually come with the illegal software you acquire?
man you like goin on porn sites YOU LIKE GOIN ON PORN SITES HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA you're such a perv!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Godlikez*
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 14:48 Post subject: |
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well i think its obvious who the virgins in this board are  the 1s who have turned it down with their gf prolly think sex is holding hands seriously too many geeks on this board :/
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