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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 14:37    Post subject: Nothing like....
getting to work and getting a stomachache. Fuck so uncomfortable.
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 14:49    Post subject:
no pain, no gain.


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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 14:56    Post subject:
I shat myself once Laughing , had really sharp pain in my stomach..cold sweat..and I was ~ 50m from the house..I simply couldn't hold it anymore , and literally one minute separated me from taking a dump in the bus.. Okay
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 14:59    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
I shat myself once Laughing , had really sharp pain in my stomach..cold sweat..and I was ~ 50m from the house..I simply couldn't hold it anymore , and literally one minute separated me from taking a dump in the bus.. Okay


Please tell me you were a child back than.
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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 15:04    Post subject:
Laughing a teenager.. I couldn't do anything man stomach cramps were very painful , I was in the bus..many ppl around you , it's one of those situations.

Luckily nobody saw me.. Laughing
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 15:08    Post subject:
I have some problems with my stomach when I need to take shit ASAP.

That's why if I have to travel my train, I have to wake up an hour or 2 hrs before so I do not take any chances,,i had far too many that "almost made it" to a bathroom in a mcdonalds or some mall...but is hard to find them..especially you are on train and like OMG..wtb more public bathrooms Sad Crying or Very sad

even then..i have to go 3-5 times before i return to normal


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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 15:14    Post subject:
I hear ya..

I also have a shy bladder ..when I was going to school I never went to the toilet , I hold it up until I get home..I maybe went to take a piss few times but nothing longer. Laughing
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 16:44    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
I shat myself once Laughing , had really sharp pain in my stomach..cold sweat..and I was ~ 50m from the house..I simply couldn't hold it anymore , and literally one minute separated me from taking a dump in the bus.. Okay


I would have to take therapy if that ever happened to me as an adult. lol i would never come out again.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 18:08    Post subject:
It recently happened to me too (it was like 7am), fortunately I found a bar with usable toilet...

Just imagine taking the day off because you pooped yourself xD
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manu_xl




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 18:58    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:
BLaM! wrote:
I shat myself once Laughing , had really sharp pain in my stomach..cold sweat..and I was ~ 50m from the house..I simply couldn't hold it anymore , and literally one minute separated me from taking a dump in the bus.. Okay


Please tell me you were a child back than.


Laughing
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Rage




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 19:07    Post subject:
This thread delivers.


Clown Fiesta
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 19:50    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:
BLaM! wrote:
I shat myself once Laughing , had really sharp pain in my stomach..cold sweat..and I was ~ 50m from the house..I simply couldn't hold it anymore , and literally one minute separated me from taking a dump in the bus.. Okay


Please tell me you were a child back than.
diarrhea is nothing to joke about
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 19:51    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:
Please tell me you were a child back than.

Right, only children have diarrheas.
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 19:58    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
VonMisk wrote:
Please tell me you were a child back than.

Right, only children have diarrheas.


Dear Leo,

I'm addressing a fact of shitting thyself on the street. Not the fact of having diarrhea. I would like to remind you about a thread about such condition in which I described my journey home while, suffering from stomach flu.


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 19:58    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
I hear ya..

I also have a shy bladder ..when I was going to school I never went to the toilet , I hold it up until I get home..I maybe went to take a piss few times but nothing longer. Laughing


I went to Serbian public schools as well, but I never used the toilet either.

And it's not because I had a bad bladder.

It's because those things are a hole in the ground that hasn't been cleaned since Tito died.
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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 20:03    Post subject:
^

@ VonMisk

You really didn't had that situation when you simply can't hold it anymore.. ?

And I didn't take a shit on the street ffs Laughing , I pooped a bit in my pants.. grinhurt
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 20:11    Post subject:
@BlaM!

Well,

I shit my self 20 metres from my home when I was 8 or 9. I was walking with my mother back home and couldn't hold it anymore. I informed her about it and we went to our block but I couldn't walk the stairs without making the situation worse, so we had to take the elevator. While we was waiting for it some neighbour come along and we my mother forced pushed me to the elevator with that neighbour. In the end we had to ride it a few floors with me spreading the smell of fresh poo.
It was such a traumatic experience that from that moment on I could hold shit for a really, really long time without using the toilet, like for a week. And I can postpone the diarrhea for some time. So that situation from childhood would never happen again. NEVER!

There, as you can see I shat my self on the street too.

I hope that for that two stories about shit and diarrhea I would be nominated for VIP membership next year Wink
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 20:23    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
Laughing

cool story bro..
I... I... admited to it so you wouldn't feel bad Sad
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Rage




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 20:31    Post subject:
FUCKIN LOL im reading a thread about people shitting themselves. Holy shit


Clown Fiesta
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 20:36    Post subject:
You should have told him to check ur avatar. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 00:11    Post subject:
I almost shat myself once. I was in high school, and that day it was practice work day, so you basically go to a store you are assigned to and learn stuff. It was like 9 am and my stomach started acting up real bad. They had a bathroom there, but I just can't seem to do it in "public" bathrooms Laughing So I asked for a leave to buy breakfast, I lied, and I rushed to the nearest taxi station, clutching my butt cheeks together every time the turd started to feel restless. Once I arrived home, I rushed out of the taxi, ran into the house (didn't even close the front or the bathroom door) and managed to sit on the toilet before it all exploded out Laughing
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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 00:49    Post subject:


thread is now officialy golden..
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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 00:54    Post subject:
damn I remember the thread just like this one from some time ago. Diarrhea ftw Mr. Green


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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 01:02    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:


thread is now officialy golden..


Yes, yes it is. Thats why we love nfohump ;D


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 01:07    Post subject:
kazemaky wrote:
damn I remember the thread just like this one from some time ago.
+1, that one was hilarious too Laughing


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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 01:09    Post subject:
When I was 7 or 8, I coughed so hard I shat myself in school. They had spare clothes in the infirmary, so it was aaaaall good J Browman


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 01:35    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
kazemaky wrote:
damn I remember the thread just like this one from some time ago.
+1, that one was hilarious too Laughing

I bet that there was Rofl_Mao involved Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 02:07    Post subject:
You guys can't find a bush in a back alley to quick drop your lop? I guess I must feel so fortunate in regards to never having shat myself. But then again due to smoking too much my shit is so dry it doesn't go out easy even when it has to.
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