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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 14:37 Post subject: Nothing like.... |
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getting to work and getting a stomachache. Fuck so uncomfortable.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 14:49 Post subject: |
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no pain, no gain.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 14:56 Post subject: |
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I shat myself once , had really sharp pain in my stomach..cold sweat..and I was ~ 50m from the house..I simply couldn't hold it anymore , and literally one minute separated me from taking a dump in the bus.. 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 15:04 Post subject: |
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a teenager.. I couldn't do anything man stomach cramps were very painful , I was in the bus..many ppl around you , it's one of those situations.
Luckily nobody saw me.. 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 15:08 Post subject: |
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I have some problems with my stomach when I need to take shit ASAP.
That's why if I have to travel my train, I have to wake up an hour or 2 hrs before so I do not take any chances,,i had far too many that "almost made it" to a bathroom in a mcdonalds or some mall...but is hard to find them..especially you are on train and like OMG..wtb more public bathrooms
even then..i have to go 3-5 times before i return to normal
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 15:14 Post subject: |
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I hear ya..
I also have a shy bladder ..when I was going to school I never went to the toilet , I hold it up until I get home..I maybe went to take a piss few times but nothing longer. 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 16:46 Post subject: |
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don't eat spicy food.. 
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ixigia
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 18:08 Post subject: |
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It recently happened to me too (it was like 7am), fortunately I found a bar with usable toilet...
Just imagine taking the day off because you pooped yourself xD
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 18:58 Post subject: |
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 19:51 Post subject: |
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VonMisk wrote: | Please tell me you were a child back than. |
Right, only children have diarrheas.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 19:58 Post subject: |
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LeoNatan wrote: | VonMisk wrote: | Please tell me you were a child back than. |
Right, only children have diarrheas. |
Dear Leo,
I'm addressing a fact of shitting thyself on the street. Not the fact of having diarrhea. I would like to remind you about a thread about such condition in which I described my journey home while, suffering from stomach flu.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 20:03 Post subject: |
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^
@ VonMisk
You really didn't had that situation when you simply can't hold it anymore.. ?
And I didn't take a shit on the street ffs , I pooped a bit in my pants.. 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Dec 2012 20:18 Post subject: |
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cool story bro..
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Posted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 00:49 Post subject: |
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thread is now officialy golden..
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Posted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 01:02 Post subject: |
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BLaM! wrote: |
thread is now officialy golden.. |
Yes, yes it is. Thats why we love nfohump ;D
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Posted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 01:07 Post subject: |
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kazemaky wrote: | damn I remember the thread just like this one from some time ago. | +1, that one was hilarious too 
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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Posted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 01:35 Post subject: |
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tonizito wrote: | kazemaky wrote: | damn I remember the thread just like this one from some time ago. | +1, that one was hilarious too  |
I bet that there was Rofl_Mao involved 
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Posted: Tue, 11th Dec 2012 02:07 Post subject: |
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You guys can't find a bush in a back alley to quick drop your lop? I guess I must feel so fortunate in regards to never having shat myself. But then again due to smoking too much my shit is so dry it doesn't go out easy even when it has to.
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